Book Seven Chapter 14
The Four Phases of Combat, plus triggering conditions.
The Ceasefire. 66 Hours. Current Phase. 50 hours left.
The Ramp-Up. Triggers when the C...
2023-09-30 00:42:16 +0000 UTC View Post
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Book 7, chapters 12 and 13 + Question at the end
If you don't regularly read, skip to the bottom to the "question"
Chapter 12
<Note added by crawler Ikicha, 11th Edition>
If only I could see him again. It would change ever...
2023-09-15 00:45:54 +0000 UTC View PostBook 7, Chapter 11 + DragonCon info and Audiobook trailer featuring Patrick Warburton
Tipid
“Can I keep this?” Tipid asked his attorney. His hands shook as he turned the key over in his blood-covered hands.
He sat in the chair, but he could barely feel his legs. He still shook. Is this real? 2023-08-30 23:45:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Book 7, Chapters 9 and 10.
Chapter 9
Juice Box changed to her familiar human form as she sat on Louis’s lap, her arm draped over his shoulder. She was smiling broadly, but I could see the tired and worry in her eyes. She had scars she didn’t hav...
2023-08-19 00:58:50 +0000 UTC View PostBook 7, Chapter 8. Plus DragonCon party info and map of the Scolopendra levels.
Chapter 8
Arief whisked us out of the main courtyard of the college, out the main gates and past the security guards and out into the city.
Entering Larracos.
“It’ll be more like an elopeme...
2023-08-05 23:25:40 +0000 UTC View PostBook 7 chapters 6 and 7 + Donut Holes Official Unofficial Art
Chapter 6
Louis’s celestial box came with a pair of items.
The first was a tier III guild upgrade called an Airship Portal, which was basically just an elevator that went up to the ceiling and allo...
2023-07-26 02:43:29 +0000 UTC View PostBook 7, Chapter 5
Dante.
Dante read the newsletter a third time. He exchanged a look with Justice Light, his skyfowl neighbor.
“They can’t do this,” Justice Light said. He also had Damien’s newsletter clutched i...
2023-07-15 03:46:53 +0000 UTC View PostName the new pet (Book 6/7 spoilers)
If you're holding out on reading book 6 until audio, you'll want to skip this poll.
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Carl is getting a pet. Ren's Tummy Acher needs a new name. The system will not allow it to be named Garret, and Carl will suggest to name it Gar...
Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 7. Faction Wars. Prologue plus Chapter one plus map.
If you just finished Eye of the Bedlam Bride, start here for book 7.
Hey folks. Sorry for the delay in getting this started, but end of book stuff always takes a lot of time. A couple of housekeeping things. We will be changing the chapter...
Dungeon Crawler Carl Book VI, The Eye of the Bedlam Bride book files.
So this is not the final, final version, but we're getting close. There are still typos to squash, and a few rando inconsistencies to fix. This version removes an unimportant fight or two and adds a sprinkling of new New Achievement notifications ...
2023-06-03 23:13:32 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Crawler Carl Book Six Grand Finale Two-Night Event. Night two of two. THIS IS IT. Chapters 268, 269, and Epilogue.
Stop! Did you read part one that I posted yesterday? Yes? Okay, good. Here we go.
Chapter 268
Warning: You have been temporarily combined with a totem. If you are slain while in this state...
2023-05-24 23:53:38 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Crawler Carl Book Six Grand Finale Two-Night Event. Night One of Two. Chapters 264 - 267
This is it. The last few chapters will be broken up into two nights. Book six ends tomorrow night.
Cliffhanger warning.
Chapter 264
A graphic appeared at the bottom corner of the interface. This was something...
2023-05-24 00:11:40 +0000 UTC View PostChapters 261, 262, 263
Cliffhanger alert.
Chapter 261
<Note added by Crawler Allister, 13th Edition>
The Semeru Dwarves of the ninth floor all only worship a single goddess, who inevitably makes an app...
2023-05-11 07:44:22 +0000 UTC View PostChapters 258, 259, and 260
Okay guys. As we approach the end, there’s goin
2023-05-07 00:53:44 +0000 UTC View PostChapters 256 and 257
Hey everyone! I made a small, but crucially important change to the rules earlier, and I realized I had forgotten to post my retcon message which kinda pulled the punch of the cliffhanger at the end of the previous chapter. Apologies.
Here...
Chapters 254 and 255
Remember what I said last week about cliffhangers?
Chapter 254
Time until level collapse: 6 days, 15 hours.
<Note added by Crawler Tipid, 5th Edition>
It was me or ...
2023-04-27 23:45:27 +0000 UTC View PostChapters 251, 252, 253
Just as warning. Every chapter release for now on is likely to end on an industrial-strength cliffhanger. This one is no exception.
Chapter 251
<Note Added by Crawler Priestly. 14th Edition>
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2023-04-19 07:52:37 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 250
Part III
The Bedlam
Chapter 250
<Note added by Crawler Ikicha. 11th Edition>
My people have a saying. “The burning Yenk needs only to embrace their enemies.” It likely translates poorly, but what it m...
2023-04-05 23:55:09 +0000 UTC View PostChapters 248, 249. Note about the release of book 6.
Note about the upcoming physical book release at the end of the chapter!
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Chapter 248
The trip north was eerie. There were no mobs. Not many memory ghosts, either. It was past midnight on Christmas morni...
2023-03-25 23:52:52 +0000 UTC View PostChapters 245, 246, and 247
Chapter 245
“How did you know it was Miss Beatrice’s mother and not the pitbull lady? I mean, with the fire thing. I was trying to keep track, and I couldn’t.”
We were waiting for the fire on the yard to calm...
2023-03-21 05:42:09 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 244
Chapter 244
<Note added by Crawler Milk, 6th Edition>
Holy underworlds on high. That last fight... I can’t even describe it. What the fuck. What the fuck. What the fuck.
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It did...
2023-03-11 03:06:36 +0000 UTC View PostChapters 241, 242, and 243
Apologies in advance. This whole scene is really four chapters, which means this ends with a fucked up cliffhanger. I'm not quite finished with 244, and I wanted to make certain you got something before the end of the month. I have an additional n...
2023-02-28 00:01:06 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 240
Quick note. I did a few minor retcons that should be fairly obvious. I added a part to an earlier chapter about them prepping for the fights, which includes Donut wearing her headset microphone to call out commands (bard songs don’t work while a...
2023-02-09 13:43:59 +0000 UTC View PostChapters 238 and 239 + Book cover reveal for The Eye of the Bedlam Bride.
-----> Cliffhanger alert. Sorry about that. <-----
Chapter 238
We had to hike a good ways to the saferoom, which was within a small, side-of-the-road shrimp shack. ...
2023-02-02 01:53:45 +0000 UTC View PostChapters 236 and 237
Part II
The Father.
Chapter 236
Entering Monroe County, Florida.
It is December 24th.
Time Un...
2023-01-19 12:03:12 +0000 UTC View PostChapters 234 + 235 + Matt's 2023 con schedule
(Just did a minor edit. I posted the wrong version. It's the same as before, but I'd broken it up into two chapters.)
Chapter 234
I took a deep breath. I did my best not to show my utter dismay on my face.
“So...
2023-01-13 13:06:10 +0000 UTC View PostChapters 232-233
Warning. Chapter 233 ends on a bit of a cliffhanger.
Chapter 232
<Note Added by Crawler Ossie, 18th Edition>
I know I don’t write often in these scrolls, but I have read them all. I just fi...
2023-01-05 02:57:47 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 231
WAIT!
WAIT!
Have you read chapters 229 and 230 yet? They were posted the same time as this one. I had to post this one separately because it was too long.
Seriously, don't fucking read this until you read the la...
Chapters 229 - 230
Link to map: https://www.patreon.com/posts/desperado-club-76055235
I am also posting chapter 231. THIS post, 229 and 230, will be the pinned one.<...