Getting Off With Your Ex
here's the spicy conclusion to this audio. enjoy x
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2023-10-01 12:11:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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Café Date With Your Ex (remake!)
He's back in town for work, and thought you might want to meet up.
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early access! this is a sort-of remake of the first public audi...
2023-09-30 17:37:21 +0000 UTC View PostYour Boyfriend Cuddles With You On The Sofa [sleep aid]
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He has a plan. A plan for ULTIMATE COMFY. Actually, he's making it up as he goes, but... Go along with it, okay?
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early access! but also, this extra-long extended version is a patreon exclusive!! the autumnal vibes are strong at the...
2023-09-27 11:16:34 +0000 UTC View PostKissing Your Werewolf Boyfriend To Make Him Transform
WEREWOLF PART 5!!!!
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WEREWOLF PART 5!!!!!!!!!!!
2023-09-20 15:30:19 +0000 UTC View PostRiding An Elf Ranger After They Healed You
here's your spicy conclusion to this audio - pls enjoy!!
love,
phas 💖
Elf Ranger Nurses You Back To Health
Despite his better judgement, he takes you - a human - back to this outpost, and tends to you while you recover from your injuries. Before long, he takes a shine to you.
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early access!! whoops i accidentally wrote 4,000 words of thi...
2023-09-16 16:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostStaying After Hours With The Cute Bartender
You're new in town and checking out local bars to meet new friends - or maybe more. Turns out, it's the guy behind the bar that catches your eye the most.
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early access! i've been kinda spinning my wheels with writing recently, just...
2023-09-13 16:37:54 +0000 UTC View PostYour Best Friends Fucks You After Baking Together
here's a SPICY SEQUEL to https://www.patreon.com/posts/baking-with-your-88560712
it's kinda goofy??
enjoy x
love,
phas 💖
Reading Curse of Strahd Chapter 8: The Village of Krezk
i wanted to record more of the Curse of Strahd sourcebook as an audiobook for you, so, for this week's SFW exclusive, that's what i did.
there's a lot of dark stuff in this chapter. pls be aware of content warnings for menti...
2023-09-03 15:47:47 +0000 UTC View PostBaking With Your Best Friend Leads To Making Out
You thought you would have a calm day in on Saturday, maybe ordering in and catching up on some episodes of your favorite show. That is, until your friend shows up at your door with arms full of groceries and demands to use your kitchen. Instead o...
2023-08-31 19:55:38 +0000 UTC View PostRebound Sex With A Newly-Single Stranger
He isn't about to let you go without making you cum in public.
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here's the ✨ SPICY CONCLUSION ✨ to trainger 2. if you already listen...
2023-08-27 15:20:01 +0000 UTC View PostNewly Single Guy Is Ready For Something New
He finally found your number after losing it - and now he isn't about to let you go.
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early access!!!! here's a sequel to the trainger audio. look out for a SPICY CONCLUSION tomorrow!!
love,
phas 💖
Asking A Flustered Librarian Out For A Drink
You’ve been scouring the library in search of a book that will get you out of your reading slump. As you wander the aisles, about to abandon all hope, a knight in shining… well, he’s wearing a cardigan and not armor. But, that’s not the po...
2023-08-23 14:20:17 +0000 UTC View PostPhasaoke - Packed Powder by Blind Pilot
writing a roleplay wasn't really on the cards for me this week for ✨mental health reasons✨ so instead here is me making a fool of myself by singing Packed Powder by Blind Pilot for you.
the version in the Patreon audio player is vocals-o...
2023-08-20 16:42:20 +0000 UTC View PostHimbo Idiot Takes You On A Blind Date And Walks Into A Lamppost
Spaghetti and meatball is a himbo food.
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early access! this is another one written by Lia, and i hate her, because i had to stop so many times because i was laugh...
2023-08-16 13:00:55 +0000 UTC View PostWerewolf Makes Love To You
Sometimes you want to do more than fuck. Now, all he wants to do is pleasure you.
In the version above, the listener has a vagina. If you want them to have a penis, click 2023-08-13 17:49:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Werewolf Falls In Love With You
After weeks of travelling together, he's feeling things he's never felt before.
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early access! the werewolf's back. you're welcome, or sorry, whichever is applicable to you.
awoo.
love,
phas 💖
Best Friend Confesses Their Love At The Train Station
After a nasty breakup, your best friend is driving you to the train station so you can return to your parents’ house. He’s upset that you’re leaving, but it seems deeper than that.
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early access! thank u to 2023-08-09 15:53:51 +0000 UTC View Post
On A Date With An Orb Scientist [improv experiment... success?]
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a while ago i did this silly experiment to see if i could make a roleplay that was entirely improvised with no prep WHATSOEVER. i couldn't, it quickly d...
2023-08-06 14:47:00 +0000 UTC View PostHimbo Dials Your Number By Accident And Probably Falls In Love With You
You answer a phone call from an unknown number. When he finally realizes he misdialled, it's already too late for him.
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early access! this is a script written for me by 2023-08-05 19:43:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Teasing Your Co-Worker Until They Hate-Fuck You
You did it. You broke him.
sorry for the delay! but here, finally, is the spicy conclusion to this audio. enjoy 😌
love,
phas 💖
Teasing Your Grumpy Coworker Until They Kiss You (a.k.a. the Hate Fuck Audio)
This has been a long time coming.
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early access! i'm sick as hell but i wanted to record this anyway, so here u go. SPICY CONCLUSION coming TOMORROW!!
love,
phas 💖
edit: the conclusion to this will...
2023-07-29 17:41:16 +0000 UTC View PostMeeting A Newly-Single Stranger On The Train
You're not sure if "fate" is the right word, but it definitely seems like he needed to meet you today.
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early access! i wrote this 1,700 script in about an hour yesterday out of pure frustration at not being able to find anything on...
2023-07-26 15:42:44 +0000 UTC View PostAnother Hour of Curse of Strahd (chapters 6 & 7)
CW: Chapter 6 (Old Bonegrinder) has many mentions of the death and eating of children. If you want to skip this, chapter 7 starts at 13:02.
here's another hour of reading curse of strahd for you. use it as an audiobook, or as a sleep aid, or...
2023-07-23 15:11:28 +0000 UTC View PostResting With Your Nemesis
You, an (ex?) hero, are slowly coming to terms with the fact that hero life isn’t all it cracked up to be. You’re tired. So tired. And the one person you’ve been able to put your trust in is your arch nemesis of all people. But you can’t d...
2023-07-22 11:26:10 +0000 UTC View PostNeedy Boyfriend Just Wants To Make You Cum
Now he's arrived, there's no stopping him.
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In the version of this audio in the player above, the listener has a vagina. If you'd prefer for them to have a penis, click 2023-07-20 18:45:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Needy Boyfriend Shows Up At Your Hotel Room
You've only been away on business for a day, but he can't bear to be apart from you any longer.
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early access! thank u for your patience, my loves. i'm back on top of things now :)
i liked the voice notes concept i did a while...
2023-07-19 18:15:38 +0000 UTC View PostShort schedule interruption
hey my lovelies, just wanted to let you know that i won't be posting this weekend according to my schedule. i'm going through a period of SUCKY mental health, so writin...
2023-07-15 17:47:31 +0000 UTC View PostBest Friend Confesses Their Crush For You In The Rain
He'd been avoiding you for weeks. Now it finally all comes out.
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early access! i've been focussing a lot on fantasy stuff for a while and now i wanna bring it back to the real world. here's something VERY cute and squishy.
i'l...
2023-07-12 17:03:45 +0000 UTC View PostYour Friend Looks After You When You're Sick
He didn't hesitate to come round and tend to you as soon as he got the message that you were sick. He's never shared his soup with anybody before. Please enjoy it.
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here's a comfy little SFW exclusive for u. i hope that, when you're...
2023-07-09 14:33:07 +0000 UTC View Post