Halloween Kills Turns Michael Myers Into a Lobotomized Armored Tank
JOE BOB GOES TO THE DRIVE-IN 10/19/21
By Joe Bob Briggs
NEW YORK—Whatever else you can say about H...
2021-10-19 10:30:59 +0000 UTC View Post
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Carrie and Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (Air Date 3/6/99)
Happy Splatterday, Homies!! Just got out of a loooong day of shooting (and getting way out of my comfort zone!! 😋) on The Barn 2. My death scene was nuts!! I can’t wait for y’all to see it! ❤️
I know we already showed Carrie...
2021-10-17 04:09:38 +0000 UTC View PostSuper Bowl Special: Dallas North Forty & The Longest Yard (Air Date 1/30/99)
Howdy, Patreon Pals! Just got into my room in Pittsburgh & have a waaaay too early call time in the AM (otherwise I could’ve stayed in Miami for Rampage tonight, which was my original plan 😋). But it’s Friday which means we need a...
2021-10-16 03:38:30 +0000 UTC View PostNight of the Living Dead -1968 & 1990 versions (Air Date 12/19/92)
(Bridge at 11:28)
Happy Humpday, Homies!! Here’s the cl-ass-sick Night of the Living Dead episode featuring one of the most amazing panels he’s ever had on any of his shows! I know a lot of folks are watching these for Spooky...
2021-10-14 02:45:26 +0000 UTC View PostHow’s Baby Caoimhe? Is She Pronouncing Her Name Yet?
Joe Bob's America 10/11/21
By Joe Bob Briggs
NEW YORK—Every year the Social Security Administrat...
2021-10-12 17:47:59 +0000 UTC View PostConquest of the Planet of the Apes (Air Date 5/13/00)
I wanted to add Conquest of the Planet of the Apes as a double feature with last weeks Planet of the Apes. This probably isn't most peoples favorite from the franchise, but for someone like me that's not a Planet of the Apes expert, I did find his...
2021-10-10 06:00:54 +0000 UTC View PostThe Narrow World of Joe Bob Briggs (Air Date 9/91 Week 3)
Alrighty, Mutants…less than 2 hours away from Blumhouse night at the Drive-In and I’m officially in freak out mode!!! 😋
Gonna go get a few last minute things done before the show starts, but in the meantime here’s that bit’ o’ R...
2021-10-08 23:29:58 +0000 UTC View PostYou’re Invited to our Hoedown!!
Howdy, Patreon Pals! I’ll be back in a bit with your regularly scheduled Friday “Random Radness”, but whilst I’m flying (with limited wifi 😋) I wanted to remind you that The Last Drive-In is back tonight!!
Hope you can ...
2021-10-08 15:32:54 +0000 UTC View PostNick Cassavetes Night Part 1 (Air Date 4/1/95)
Featuring Sins of the Night, Sins of Desire, Posse
(Intro, Bridge Sins of Desire 8:18, Outro-Posse 18:00)
Hiya, homies! Sorry this one’s a whole day late! I’ve been shooting/traveling/prepping for Friday’s show and I totally lost...
2021-10-07 22:31:30 +0000 UTC View PostAnimating the Reanimated Turns Up Dead
Joe Bob Goes to the Drive-In - 10/4/21
By Joe Bob Briggs
NEW YORK—Well, it sounded like a cute id...
2021-10-05 14:15:06 +0000 UTC View Post#AskJoeBob
Happy Sunday, Patron Saints!
Here’s another installment of #AskJoeBob for ya. He does these randomly when he feels like it, so keep those questions a’comin’ for the times when he barks, “Question now!!” at me… 😉 Th...
2021-10-03 21:20:59 +0000 UTC View PostPlanet of the Apes (Air 11/29/00)
Happy Splatterday night, Patreon Pals! This here’s the vid I accidentally posted earlier this week, now fixed up to the best of my ability. Hope you enjoy, and that you are having a wonderfully wicked weekend! It’s our month, fright...
2021-10-03 01:15:05 +0000 UTC View PostFast Walker, Klute & guest host Michele Russell judging other potential guest hosts.
Hiya, Halloween Homies!! Happy October! 🎃🖤🖤🖤
I am on set in Georgia, and will have to take a deeper dive into this episode after I wrap...
2021-10-02 06:28:17 +0000 UTC View PostOopsie! 😋
Good mourning, Patreon Pals! You might’ve gotten an email from me earlier and be wondering where that post is now. Well, I’m headed out of town for a few days & was loading up some new things for me to work on while I’m away. Instead of ...
2021-09-30 11:37:19 +0000 UTC View PostJezebel's Kiss, Body of Influence, and Night of the Living Dead (Air Date 5/27/95)
(Intro, Bridge at 6:07, Outro at 11:27)
Happy Humpday, Homies!! For your midweek offering I have Night 2 with Nick Cassavetes. I chose Night 2 bc there’s a mistake in the title cards and it said the movie was “Body of Evidence“, which ...
2021-09-30 03:17:24 +0000 UTC View PostTop Gun and the Exorcist (Air Date 11/20/99)
Howdy, homies! I‘m pretty spent after a long (but awesome!) day at Monster Mania, but before I turn in I wanted to do my part to help ya tear the heart outta Splatterday Night…
Here are the time codes for this one (thanks again to Ben fo...
2021-09-26 03:46:37 +0000 UTC View PostJoe Bob the Beastmaster
Howdy, Homies!! Here‘s a lil’ bit of goodness for your soul: JB with a bunch of adorable animals!! I wish I could go back in time and adopt every one of them. It makes me so sad that all of those beautiful lil’ babies needed so much help fin...
2021-09-25 03:53:30 +0000 UTC View PostQuickie Updates
Greetings, Patron Saints! 🙏 Just a couple lil’ updates fer ya…
I finally got the first round of Volume 2 the Blu-rays in the mail yesterday! 🥰 I didn't finish all of them, and will be at Monster Mania all weekend, but I’ll be sur...
2021-09-24 01:13:33 +0000 UTC View PostBikini Summer II and Dance of the Damned (Air Date 6/11/94)
(Intro, Bridge is at 3:45, Outro is at 8:16)
Happy Humpday, Homies! I’m scurrying around trying to get things in order at home before I leave for this weekend’s convention, but there’s always time to help spread a lil’ JB love! 🥰<...
2021-09-23 02:42:30 +0000 UTC View PostJoe Bob Saves The Planet
Joe Bob's America - 9/21/21
By Joe Bob Briggs
NEW YORK—People ask me all the time, “How do you do it, Joe Bob? How did...
2021-09-21 23:17:21 +0000 UTC View PostGodzilla vs. Mothra, Godzilla vs. Monster Zero & Godzilla's Revenge (Air Date 6/28/97)
Greetings, Mutants, and Happy Splatterday Night!
Tonight I have a Monstervision ep that was requested by a couple of folks here on the Patreon, and it’s my pleasure to be able to share it with you! As always during Covid Recovery, y’all ...
2021-09-19 06:34:35 +0000 UTC View PostJoe Bob Goes to the Drive-In: Terminator 2 Review (Air Date 8/91)
Happy Friday, Mutants!
Tonight I have a video version of JB’s Column for you. It’s adorable to hear him talking about one of my major childhood crushes (Edward Furlong 🥰 ❤️❤️❤️), and he’s got some Trump hot takes b...
2021-09-18 03:18:54 +0000 UTC View PostRomeo is Bleeding, Blood and Concrete, and A Better Tomorrow (Air Date 10/14/95)
(Intro, 3:37 Blood and Concrete, 8:02 A Better Tomorrow/Outro)
Happy Humpday, Homies! Here’s your midweek JB fix. My vertigo is bonkers right now (I didn’t know that was a thing that happened at the end of Covid??), so I’m gonna keep t...
2021-09-16 05:35:15 +0000 UTC View PostThe Case of the Missing Mail (Girl)
I‘ve gotten a lot of messages in the past few days from folks asking about packages they received tracking numbers for, but weren’t actually sent out yet. So I wanted to post an update here to get y‘all in the loop faster than trying to get ...
2021-09-15 21:12:16 +0000 UTC View PostJoe Bob Goes to the Drive-In: Malignant
Tumor Fu
By Joe Bob Briggs
NEW YORK—Nobody likes it when a new Batshit Crazy genre is...
2021-09-15 19:41:25 +0000 UTC View PostReturn of the Living Dead & Jaws 2 (Air Date 5/1/99)
Happy Splatterday Night, Patreon Pals! Here’s a super classic ep I’ve been hoping to run across for a while now, and one that you‘ve requested a lot, too.
Scream Queen Extraordinaire Linnea Quigley stops by the trailer park to di...
2021-09-12 05:14:17 +0000 UTC View PostThe Narrow World of Joe Bob Briggs (Air Date 9/91)
Hiya, homie! Here‘s a lil’ bit of o’ patented JBB wisdom to help start your weekend off with a 😊. Enjoy, with a beer or 10 if you’d like. 😉🖤
2021-09-11 04:27:30 +0000 UTC View PostCartel and Tarzan (Air Date 7/18/92)
First off, I wanted to thank everyone for all the well wishes and let y’all know that I think I am finally starting to feel better. 🥰
For tonight‘s installment of Drive-In Theater I found a fun one where Job Bob interviews...
2021-09-09 05:59:05 +0000 UTC View Post#AskJoeBob
Exactly 5 years ago today JB and I met for the first time, so this seemed like an appropriate #AskJBB. I’d say he more or less got it right, even if it’s a very simplified version. 😉 (My “fans” were my Snapchat buddies who encoura...
2021-09-09 03:36:52 +0000 UTC View PostSmushing People Together to Fight COVID
JOE BOB'S AMERICA
By Joe Bob Briggs
CHARLOTTE, N.C.—Have you ever considered that maybe all th...
2021-09-07 17:58:10 +0000 UTC View Post