42.
"How do you feel?"
"I feel good. I feel concentrated. I feel like I'm driving safely."
The fact that I didn't want to chat while driving was a minor source of friction in my relationship with Emma. Not that we'd driven togeth...
2023-04-02 10:31:25 +0000 UTC View Post41.
Revenge Fantasy Minus 8 Days
Henri: Are you still on the bus from Gloucester?
Me: Yeah. Still like 3 hours left. Did everyone you invited turn up?
Henri: Yes! And more! And earl...
2023-03-29 13:10:23 +0000 UTC View PostFootball glossary: Play on. Continue the game! Your player was kicked, but you have the ball in an advantageous position. So play on!
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Saturday, 10th December
The first team gathered at Eastbourne and stayed...
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- Would you like a double chapter?
- No we deserve much more!
- Would you like a triple chapter?
- No we’ve seen tha...
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Thanks to OneAutumnLeaf in the Discor...
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36.
I flopped against the back cushion and felt something cold and wet press against my back. For a second, I worried I'd spilled something on Henri's nice sofa, but it was just my sweat spreading around my lower back. "Quick show...
2023-03-17 10:16:42 +0000 UTC View PostDouble chapter, almost a treble! This chapter is best served with a small bag of Cadbury's Mini Eggs and a big bag of red wine.
35.
We still had a bit of time before Holland vs USA, and I had a...
2023-03-15 10:08:52 +0000 UTC View Post34.
By Saturday morning I had turned into a human brick. A few times, I woke up and wanted a sausage butty or to pee but simply couldn't move. My legs were eight times their normal weight. Henri's bedroom had different gravity. I assumed I'd...
2023-03-13 11:09:23 +0000 UTC View PostHi all!
Quick unexpected bonus content.
In the Discord chats, one Club Legend told us he was inspired by Player Manager to get back on the pitch after a long break. He found a Friday night game and wrote his exper...
2023-03-12 11:56:47 +0000 UTC View Post33.
We got into position for the second half. The crowd had visibly diminished. I hoped they were inside somewhere, buying beers, and hadn't fucked off home.
"Best!" Caveman was yelling at me.
I spread my arms. What?
... 2023-03-10 11:10:53 +0000 UTC View Post32.
Friday 2 December
On Friday morning we did a light training session, just loosening up and going through the match plans one last time.
I ate in the canteen and really had a lot of questions about it. The food was the same as...
2023-03-08 11:00:49 +0000 UTC View Post31.
Sunday felt like climbing out of a hole. First, I got a lunchtime text from Emma. Just a light kind of 'checking in' message. I responded in kind. I guessed that Gemma had told Emma what she'd seen, and that while I was bonker...
2023-03-07 10:26:26 +0000 UTC View Post30.
I paused as Henri opened a car door for me. "Enchanté," I said.
"I'm opening the door for Gemma. You get in the front."
"Why?"
"Because you're a professional footballer and we're going to be driving...
2023-03-06 10:19:05 +0000 UTC View Post29.
The coach pulled over. The rest of the first team craned their necks in baffled amazement as I stepped off and got cozy at a random bus stop on Princess Parkway. I felt a bit odd wearing my Darlo hoodie and clutching my Darlo kit bag not...
2023-03-03 11:24:48 +0000 UTC View Post28.
"Well played, Webby, lad," Cutter called out, and gave the guy a pat on the back as he left the pitch.
That was my answer, then. Cutter needed me more than I needed him.
I strolled over to the far side of the pitch...
2023-03-01 10:09:50 +0000 UTC View Post27.
Henri's bed was so incredibly comfortable and I was so terribly fatigued that I overslept. I jumped out of bed and zoomed to training. To save three seconds, I even left my kit bag on the dressing room bench for the first time since Capt...
2023-02-27 10:09:33 +0000 UTC View Post26.
While I was touching a couple of fingers to my neck to see how fast my pulse was going, a couple of young women approached our table. White, thin, fake tan, high-waisted jeans, big hoopy earrings. One's neck was bare, the othe...
2023-02-24 09:31:04 +0000 UTC View Post25.
I read through the perk - twice - then looked at James. "Would you like to help me with a project?"
"Oh. Yes. Probably. What is it?"
"Two things. One. You're a big movie buff and you like Bible stuff. I've often th...
2023-02-22 09:57:33 +0000 UTC View Post24.
So much of football is about timing.
Egypt are due to play in the first World Cup, but miss their connecting ship to Uruguay. If only they'd arrived, they might have won, and people might have taken African football more...
2023-02-20 10:23:03 +0000 UTC View Post[Triple. Chapter. Triple chapter. Again!]
23.
I knocked on the door of a shitty terraced house in north Manchester. If you don't know what a terraced house is, don't imagine a place with 2,000 football fans living o...
2023-02-15 10:08:47 +0000 UTC View Post22.
Alfy took the kick off and had a little go at us. Trying to get a quick equaliser. I shuffled and slid and kept the shape. I even sprinted to help Colin, the prick, out of a jam.
All the while, I thought about my ideal n...
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21.
Guys slapped each other as I walked through the changing room. Get a load of this!
Dudes got out of my way as I slammed open the doors to the outside wor...
2023-02-10 12:03:09 +0000 UTC View Post20.
Dirt. Dirt and decay. Dirt, decay, and debris.
Sweat. Stale sweat, the stink of sweat, dried sweat, sweaty beanbags, discarded sweaters, bags of socks both sweaty and discarded.
Boys. Teenage boys, teenage men. Belch, burp, h...
2023-02-08 15:57:32 +0000 UTC View PostI don't listen to many audiobooks myself because I fall asleep, wake up to hear who the killer is, then go back to chapter 2 and find the whole thing is ruined.
But 50% of the comments I see on Facebook LitRPG groups and Reddit are 'that boo...
2023-02-07 12:59:08 +0000 UTC View Post19.
Wednesday, 16th November
I was first onto the training pitch again, getting my day off to a good start by smacking free kicks at goal. 5 right foot, collect the balls, have a think. 5 left foot, collect, think. It was a ...
2023-02-06 11:27:25 +0000 UTC View Post18.
I had a hearty lunch in the staff canteen - apparently it was the done thing to load up on carbs the day before a match. The goalies were great company but were puzzled that I had chosen not to take a shower after the session....
2023-02-03 12:36:28 +0000 UTC View Post17.
I demanded the minivan keys from a very, very reluctant Pat.
"I'll drive you, lad. Where are you off ta?"
"Please hand over the keys, Pat."
"You're not insured!"
"The keys if you please." He dropped the...
2023-02-01 10:50:17 +0000 UTC View Post16.
Football glossary: Digs. Digs are cheap, shared accommodation owned or run by a football club for use by their junior players.
***
At around 6, Henri kicked us out. That is to say, he kicked me out, and then he kic...
2023-01-30 10:56:38 +0000 UTC View Post15.
There was a minor logistics issue. Because I'd walked to the restaurant and Henri had arrived in his impractical two-seated Lotus Seven, he would have to drive me to my car, and then I'd go back to the restaurant and drive the...
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