Hello and welcome to the description of the podcast. If you'll take a look to your left, you'll see that Log's erected a top 10 of people in his pub - he says it's not a feature but it's got a backing track and everything. To your right, you'll no...
2021-05-07 09:54:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Patrons! Hey! God you're lovely.
We've been sitting on the fence way too long. It's about time we took Ellen Degeneres down a peg or five. And as a feature appetiser: Steve got Mrs Doubtfired by an orthodonist. Joe is here too, to keep...
2021-05-03 18:07:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Houston, we have a problem. The problem is that three guys came in and made some yuk-yuks in mission control and now we got a whole 'sploded Cape Canaveral. What were the yuk-yuks? Well, a guy called Gav told us about how a popular podcasting serv...
2021-04-23 22:02:57 +0000 UTC View PostHello there, it's Log here. While this is about Regular Features tangentially, and could be a feature, it's predominantly self-interested, so feel free to bin it and get back to your box of red Lindor balls.
I used to keep a website called L...
2021-04-21 12:12:23 +0000 UTC View Post
We interrupt your regularly scheduled features to bring you this very special report about a prince, which you are also paying us for, thank you x
2021-04-10 15:37:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Patrons. Let's slow things down for a second.
In this very special episode of Regular Features, we tackle the real issues facing our societies todays, what are named of: kayak mishaps, duck tits, Channel 4 anchors, a jungle disease (red flow...
2021-04-01 22:16:16 +0000 UTC View Post
HEY. PATRENS!
Sure, you've all heard about how that big boat got wedged. Yawn! But have you also heard that Gav was mildly traumatised by an intractable camera man? No, because the "news" don't want you to know about it. In this week's tell ...
2021-03-29 18:34:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello readers, it's me, the podcast, with another episode of myself. In this one, Steve gets rich off of blockchain dunks. Joe embarks on a lucrative Tik Tok career. And Log eats so many oak-temperature conkers that he gets a thank you letter from...
2021-03-23 19:30:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Patrons? Oh phew, we thought it might be one of those NON-patron readers. Yuck!
I once said boo to a goose and it laid an egg, and inside the egg was a piece of paper, and on the paper there was a joke. "Q: What do you get if you cross a cam...
2021-03-16 13:01:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Look patrons, it's late on a Sunday so let's cut to the chase.
In this one, Joe tells a blood-curdling foot story to curry favour with the producers of any horror podcast who'll have him. Log discovers a gassy missus in the mucky missives of...
2021-03-07 17:33:17 +0000 UTC View Post
What is the Gorbo Vibe? If you have to ask, it's not for you. And if you don't have to ask, well you come across as aloof and so it's also not for you, sorry. I don't make the rules.
In this ep (short for episode), Gavin starts running but r...
2021-02-28 14:47:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Patrons! I'm writing this in the bath, so I'll be brief. In this episode, Steve reports on how the newest Martian rover narrowly avoided wasp-induced catastrophe. Joe reveals he is Sia's honest-to-goodness cousin and demands access to his rightful...
2021-02-21 13:50:00 +0000 UTC View Post
A rolling stone gathers no moss, but you know what it does gather? A lot of freaking attention that's what. And the last thing we want is the police snooping around here.
In this episode, Log focuses his powerful forgiveness beams o...
2021-02-12 18:34:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Patrons! Tuck in your elbows, lock eyes with the person you love the most, and then hurl yourself out of the nearest window, because it's time for another episode of the Regular Features podcast.
In this one. Log gets a visit from his good f...
2021-02-07 20:21:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Rare meat raves. Pick and mix mince raffles. Room temperature offal sermons. Pig gristle quinceañeras. They all have one thing in common: they are ground zero for the aching bone rot known only as gout. Log's got it, and he's here to send us on a...
2021-01-29 17:36:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Elegance. Charm. Big moustache. Poise. Intellect. Their very own pizza oven. Grace. Wit. These are the qualities we look for in an Italian chef, and we will settle for nothing less. What? Oh, we also did a podcast. Mamma mia.
Steve delivers ...
2021-01-21 11:47:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Patrons! How's your 2021 going? I hope it's okay.
Hey now, what's that sound, everybody look, it's a new episode of the podcast. What happens in this one? I'm so glad you asked. Steve composes his very own Cyberpunk 2077 mission. Joe escapes...
2021-01-14 11:28:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Strap in patrons, as we carousel into the new year with a mildly irresponsible and Disaronno-fuelled special episode of Regular Features. Can we perform our features before Old Lazy Booze kisses us goodnight? Let's find out.
FEATURES: Steve ...
2021-01-07 11:13:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Patrons, thank you for all your support in 2020, you lovely honeys.
In this episode. International mega-psychic and telepathic thorn in Nintendo's side, Uri Geller's back, and this time he's got an entire museum of curios for you to explore....
2020-12-31 16:48:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Nadolig Llawen, Nollaig Shona Daoibh, Happy Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanza to all of our beloved multi-faith and faithless patrons. Thank you for all of your support this year. We hope you like what we've done with it.
In this rare FOUR BOY ...
2020-12-24 14:49:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Patrons! In this ALMOST LIVE episode, Log invites you to explore the soundscape of a reader's body, Steve's been on the hunt for his local missing dogs, and Gavin libels Colonel Sanders, then goes after Aunt Bessie for good measure.
2020-12-20 23:59:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Giddy up, patrons. It's us again.
In this one: Log is open for business, with an entire bazaar's worth of Regular Features purchasables just for the readers. Joe investigates the origin of that big old pepperoni pizza in the music vide...
2020-12-13 13:38:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Good afternoon patrons. You alright? Alright. Well this is for YOU.
In this one: Gav takes matters into his own hands to catch a local parcel thief. Steve invites you into the vice-addled underworld of investment banking. And Log reports liv...
2020-12-04 15:15:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey patrons. We done another one. Ahhhhh!
Joe sets out to change a few laws with some harmless presidential bullying. Log writes his own episode of Star Trek in an attempt to derive something of worth from the wasted hours spent hate-watchin...
2020-11-28 18:48:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning Patreon! In this episode... WOW! Joe screams and howls until flying kicks are reinstated in society. AMAZING. Steve brings you a hands-on preview of the new PlayStation. OH PLEASE. And Log embarks on an journey right up Joe's, well, u...
2020-11-20 14:34:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Patreons. Watch out! This episode entitles you to one free yacht, redeemable at your nearest marina. Log will tell you everything you need to know to get the most out of your new boat. Then Joe will unravel his own misapprehensions about what a bi...
2020-11-14 14:27:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey lovely lovely patrons, do you ever get that thing where you're just about to fall asleep and you suddenly feel yourself falling and you jerk yourself awake again? That's us, giving you a little goodnight kiss. Sorry, we just can't help ourselv...
2020-11-07 13:37:03 +0000 UTC View PostHey readers!
Just a heads up. You might have noticed that, because we got excited and switched our Patreon page's currency from USD to GBP halfway through October, Patreon might have charged you two amounts: half of your pledge in d...
2020-11-02 16:47:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, Patreons! It's me, the Regular Features Podcast. Let me open up way wide for you. Excuse me. Wow, what have we got here?! Gav has rented a Morgan Freeman voice. Joe has got the Alienest alien show of London. And Steve refuses to put his clock...
2020-11-01 21:49:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning, dear patrons.
In this episode we're back to basics, stripped down, nude and unplugged. Log invites us to a haunted manor. Steve searches the cosmos for treasures untold, and Gav spends the night in a spooky, nay-spook...
2020-10-23 10:02:56 +0000 UTC View Post