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0407 - Jimmy Pearson

Full-named Jimmy Pearson is Skinner and Patty's waiter at the Sit-n-Rotate restaurant. He mumbles awkwardly while Skinner tells him off.

It seems ...

0406 - Groundskeeper Willie

Willie's first appearance is fairly understated. His accent is not as thick as it will become, and he's quite calm - even the couple of angry rants he has in this episode are fairly tame compared to what will come.

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BONUS! Ms Finch, Complete Stranger, Laramie's Cowboy, Date Selma, Date Patty

In Homer's Terminator-like search for a date for Selma, he encounters a few options before settling on Skinner. Let's cover some of them!

Ms Finch...

0405 - Stanley Peterson

Stanley once almost sat next to Selma, which in her mind equates to them almost getting married.

We can assume his surname is Peterson from the si...

Patreon Print - January 2025

A new print! Featuring a character that as far as I know only appeared once in the entirety of The Simpsons. But he's a popular guy! I'm not surprised people want to see him in A5 print form.

If you'd like this A5 print delivered directly to...

BONUS! Workout Marge, Queuers and Martha

We've got a bunch of bonuses in this episode - and a lot of them are at the start of our list, so we're gonna do two bonus posts this week! You lucky lucky people.

Given that the show we are covering is called "The Simpsons", we actually dis...

0404 - Hans Moleman

We're starting out "Principal Charming" with a MAJOR character. Ralph Melish himself!

2025-01-06 09:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Homer Vs Lisa and the 8th Commandment - round up!

A mixed bag of characters here, but a fun episode! It has a down-to-Earth, straightforward plot and central conflict that resolves well, with plenty of good weird jokes throughout - and any episode is improved by at least 20% with Phil Hartman. Th...

0403 - Referee

It's a new year! A time for new beginnings and fresh starts, which is of course why we're commencing January with the final character from this episode.

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January 2025 Print - Vote For Your Favourite Design!

Happy New Year! It's time for some good old fashioned VOTIN'.

Over the next week or so we're going to select the January 2025 Patreon Print together! The winner of this poll will be sent out as an A5 print to people at that tier, so choose w...

BONUS! Boxing...Watchers

Nothing like a good group shot to stir things up in the ol' "Obscure Simpson Character" mines!

Obviously there's a lot of faces here we recognise....

0402 - Drederick Tatum

Drederick Tatum looks very different in his first appearance from what we are used to:

For comparison's sake, here's how he looks "normally", alth...

0401 - Watson

When Simpsons fans think of boxers in Springfield, there's only one name that comes to mind:

WATSON (first name not available.)

His appearan...

0400 - Boxing Commentator

Here is the best gift a Patron could ask for this Christmas: the four HUNDREDTH speaking character on The Simpsons! He joins the legacy of similarly great characters 2024-12-23 09:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

0399 - Boxing Commentator

Another chance for Harry Shearer to use a commentator type voice, in a legacy that began with 2024-12-19 09:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post

BONUS! Man, Drunk and Kid

We're gonna cross some 't's and dot some 'i's today, really fill in some of the blanks on some obscure Springfieldians.

First up is this guy in the grocery store, a witness to Marge's terrible grape theft.

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0398 - Cashier

This surly employee looks like he would be a recognisable recurring design, at least for a background character. The spiky hair would make him stand out to me in crowd scenes, I think.

As far as I can tell, he only ever...

0397 - Tina

Wait a minute David. I'm a little confused. Did you say there are two new characters in this infomercial?

There's no confusion, Tina...

BONUS! Man and Audience Members

We're going to skip back ever so briefly in the episode to have a look at this churchgoer, a front facing character who looks more like he's out of a Sunday comic strip than The Simpsons.

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0396 - Troy McClure

Troy is the most important character introduced in this episode (sorry Moses) and is certainly one of the most important characters of the season, although he's barely featured here.

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BONUS! Other Presenter

The other "Hear Me Roar!" presenter does not appear to have any quick-change shapeshifting ability, but also, crucially, she does not talk.

Why ca...

0395 & 0395.5 - "Hear Me Roar" Presenter

WAIT! Read the post before you start yelling at me.

Homer convinces Marge of the benefits of illegal cable by showing her the "Hear Me Roar!" network, where this presenter introduces a segment about making your own band aids.

2024-12-05 09:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Patreon Print - December 2024

As has basically become tradition at this point, we end the year with a celebration of Moe-vember. It may be over for now, but we'll always have the Moe-mories. This is the fourth of these type of prints, and people seem to like them, so I'm happy...

0394 - Comedian

He hates it when you go to the toilet and there's no toilet paper.

He's not quite Jerry Seinfeld, but he's close enough in appearance and pe...

BONUS! Poopsie the Clown

You know I had to do it.

Is Poopsie a rival to Krusty? Does his shoddy merchandise litter the rooms of other Springfieldian lads? Or is Krusty mer...

0393 - Shopping Channel Presenter

These are the moments we live for here on "Every Simpsons Character Ever".

All we hear from this lady is that "...the clown is a treasure that wil...

0392 - Cable Guy

This is Phil Hartman's second episode, and he's already on his fourth character. We remember him mainly for Lionel Hutz and some actor guy we've not encountered yet, but it's easy to forget he was also the voice accompanying the heavenly escalator...

Moevember, Week 4!

Moevember draws to a Moe-se for the fourth year. Every year I think it's the final year and then I keep just...doing it again. Is this healthy behaviour? Perhaps I need to psych-Moe-analyse myself.

Week 4 features Danger Moe, BatMoe, Moe-bin...

Patreon Subscription Gifts!

Hello, you handsome devil, you.

Patreon have recently added an option where you can gift a subscription of between 1 and 12 months to a friend/lover/relative/colleague/nemesis of your choice!

If you've been enjoying reading about Every...

0391 - Moses

It's almost unfair when these larger than life historical figures show up in this project. I came here to learn trivia about the squeaky voiced teen or whatever, now I have to research one of the cornerstone Biblical icons?

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