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New one-shot story: A Bird In The Dryer...

New one-shot story:  A Bird In The Dryer...

This is one of the older concepts to reach story form:  I blogged about the issues I was having with birds in my dryer vent in 2014, and then -- nothing happened.  For a very long time.

(What is 'In nine words, summarize Estee's ...

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New one-shot story: The Night Before Nightmare

This is a one-day story -- literally:  I had the idea this morning, and the 11k result is going up before midnight in my time zone.  It's a holiday story and, because the focus character is Celestia, it's also a story about how some things ...

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New one-shot story: Jury Duty II: Jury Harder

Something's been weird with the Patreon link post format.  I wasn't able to get it working at all in September:  that's why everything was composed as text.  Then yesterday, when I posted the Triptych update notificati...

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Triptych: updated.

Triptych:  updated.

Over 7500 on the word count for this one -- and somehow, that isn't the important part.  Getting back on some level of track?  That's a very significant bit.  But for some reason, here's what stands out to me right now:  when you ...

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New one-shot story: Drunk Little Ponies

And got it in before October 1st came over the horizon.

This subject was a last-minute decision.  I had originally considered putting up a piece about how Cadance came to be Twilight's foalsitter, titled Something Normal. &nbs...

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New one-shot silliness: Fifty Shades Of Toast

Because I was in that kind of mood.  The one where I feel like being completely ridiculous for the sake of being completely ridiculous, abandon continuity (shortly followed by reason), toss all hope for actual character development and ...

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New one-shot story: A Series Of Egotistical Events

Back on the horse.  

This one wound up running longer than I originally thought it would.  When I originally had the concept, I thought the story could wrap in 9k on the word count.  By the time I hit the midpoint, it was starting to...

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Triptych: updated

Triptych:  updated

Make that definitely going to feel this one tomorrow.

It's not the longest chapter:  around 5700 words.  But it's basically a single scene.  It's something which has been building for a long time, and a lot of that ultimatel...

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Update: Tales Of The Canterlot Deportation Agency: Jack

Update:  Tales Of The Canterlot Deportation Agency:  Jack

Pushing through it.  Somehow.

(I'm probably going to feel this on Tuesday.)

Two new chapters up on this one, totaling out to a bit over 7k words.  (I'm currently guessing this story may have a few more chapters to go, and if so, the...

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New one-shot story: Cart-ography

New one-shot story:  Cart-ography

So it's been a really bad month, and... well, those who follow my blog know why.  


(I also know that everyone's trying to keep me upright...

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Triptych: updated

Triptych:  updated

I'll keep this short:  it's just under 7k on the word count, it is setting a few things up, and the next chapter is going to be vicious.  


So -- four postings for the month, which hopefully gets me clo...

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New continuing (two-shot?) story: Tales Of The Canterlot Deportation Agency: Jack

New continuing (two-shot?) story:  Tales Of The Canterlot Deportation Agency:  Jack

And the link post function is working again!  Yay!  I can track just how many people aren't going to the story from here on FIMFic's Statistics page!

...that came out wrong.

The current plan is for this one to go up in two big chunk...

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New one-shot story: Auk-ward...

The funny thing about this one is that I can almost hear TD's review in advance, and I'm going to agree with what I think it'll be before I ever read it:  this is an equal mix of story and ramble.  (Well, he may not consider it to be [i]equ...

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New one-shot story: RariTwi Shipping

This is one of those stories for which the concept first appeared in a blog post and basically got written into a full work for two reasons.


* To clear the mental queue for something else.

* To see if I could break the 300-downvote...

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Triptych: updated

Triptych:  updated

And the party begins.

Something over 6k on the word count for this chapter, which -- I admit this freely and of my own will -- is basically an extended introduction consisting of quite a few extended introductions.  But we are here at last and...

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New Continuing (Single-Pledge) Story: Your Alicorn Is In Another Castle

New Continuing (Single-Pledge) Story:  Your Alicorn Is In Another Castle

This one's running a little longer than I thought, for word count and writing time alike:  it's been a much-less-than-ideal month.  However, I want to get something out there before May runs out of calendar.  And while I have ...

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24-hour ban from FIMFiction

For having posted a second story (yes, the one below.  Perhaps needless to say, that's now a no-charge) which wasn't connected enough to the show for site standards, added to the verbal slugfest I had with another user a while back.  With n...

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New one-shot story: Haganai: I Don't Have Many Pony Friends. (Post #1 of (potentially) #2)

I came up with this concept some time ago:  the initial idea is archived in an old blog post.  It's a crossover without the actual meeting:  the characters of one series watching those from another via the expected medium and trying to...

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Anchor Foal: updated

Anchor Foal:  updated

Speaking of bringing things up to the very edge of party...

So three slots filled for the month, a chance at four, and pretty much no shot at five.  (I'm so tired right now, I almost put in a word which was very close to 'shot'.) &nbs...

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Triptych: second update.

Triptych:  second update.

So at the absolute minimum, I managed to keep that promise:  a double-chapter month.  (This one's in the 9000 to 9800 range on the word count -- I'm still trying to figure out exactly how FIMFic adds things up there.)  

The ...

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Triptych: updated

Triptych:  updated

About 7k on this chapter -- although I've recently been told that FIMFic's method of word counting doesn't necessary produce the true number, and now I'm a little worried about that.  Still, it's a decent size for a fresh portion, and I still in...

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New one-shot story: Three Hundred And Sixty Degrees Of Saturation

New one-shot story:  Three Hundred And Sixty Degrees Of Saturation

And we close what's very much turned out to be Rarity Month on a final comedy piece -- one which clocked in at 11k on the word count.  As such, I'm also (re)declaring this as Verbiage For The Buck Month, and ask that no one expect this kind of w...

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New one-shot story: Barnyard Barge-Ins

So does anyone happen to remember yesterday, when I said we were probably looking at two short pieces for the rest of the month, and they might average out at 5k in word count?

Click that link.

...yeah.

So if the final one for ...

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New one-shot story: Cut, Color, Carat, Clarity

New one-shot story:  Cut, Color, Carat, Clarity

So for starters:  I'm going to try and do two more things before March runs out:  these will potentially be story updates.  (However, if it winds up as one or two new short pieces, then I promise here and now that April will be a doubl...

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New one-shot: Every time a pegasus flaps their wings, a kitten DIES

It's really not the sort of thing I could stretch out into a series.


I struggled with this one in two ways.  The first was the style:  I originally thought to render it as a meta-referential story along the lines of a certain S...

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New one-shot story: Tricks Of The Trade Show

This is a Rarity focus story, set in the days before the Boutique, with what might be a slightly surprising guest star -- somepony I left out of the cast icons on purpose.  It's also another AU division point because in canon, that pony is not s...

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Triptych: update.

Triptych:  update.

As promised, to close out the month.  It wound up coming it at about 6500 words:  not one of the longer chapters, but it was at a natural break point -- and if I'd pushed to the next scene, I would have gone beyond, and then a little more b...

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New one-shot story: Haunted Hayride

New one-shot story:  Haunted Hayride

About 9700 words on this one, which is just about all I want to say about it -- with the exception of one thing.


I swear this was meant to be a light romp when I first thought of it.  


*sigh*


...

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New one-shot story: The Bounce Test

New one-shot story:  The Bounce Test

Four chapters, nearly 26k on the word count and, because I promised it in my blog, one post charge for all of it.  Consider this to be like Goosed or Sick Little Ponies:  every so often, I try to provide a ...

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Anchor Foal: updated

Anchor Foal:  updated

A touch over 7700 words on this one, which brings us to the point of a time skip.  Things are being set up in this chapter, and we'll have to skip over a few days to reach the first of them.  It's not in anyone's best interests for me to us...

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