Vista – Early Warning
Being able to manipulate something means being able to perceive it.
So, when the surface of the water of the Yang Tse river boils, I know it.
“Now!” I yell, prompting...
2023-03-15 07:05:34 +0000 UTC
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Well, just to show you that I can listen and seeing as the latest poll heavily encouraged me to go back to doing this, here’s this week’s schedule:
- Monday: I have been working on the next Konosuba chapter because it’s be...
2023-03-13 13:13:39 +0000 UTC
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Don’t send another message, don’t send another message, don’t send another messa—
Darn it!
Okay, that’s… the third one? Since he last answered? Since he last answered yesterday, right before goi...
2023-03-12 02:53:27 +0000 UTC
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“I am a shadow, the true self,” I say.
No. Not me.
Her.
She… She dresses like I do. Same black leather jacket. Same plastic dog mask.
Same ripped jeans, same torn off-white shirt, same black boots.
But…
...
2023-03-09 13:51:37 +0000 UTC
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So, as some of you may already be aware, it currently is March.
As in, the month.
And we’re already at a full quarter of it.
… You know, I’m starting to see why some people used to be so concerned with my inability to tell ...
2023-03-08 16:31:04 +0000 UTC
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Vista – Thinkers Are Too Chatty
So.
Join the Wards, they said. See the world, they said.
…
I should reread my Asterix books. It’s been a while.
It’s also been a while since we got tel...
2023-03-07 05:03:59 +0000 UTC
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While hentai is held by most to be just a subgenre of manga that barely introduces any innovation beyond people doing what many stories heavily imply they should already be doing—and even that is a poor distinguishing trait, given the current on...
2023-03-05 01:01:43 +0000 UTC
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Do you know what kind of music I don’t enjoy?
Death Metal.
Heh, get it?
Look, I swear it makes sense: up until this very moment, I’ve been punching a metal, dead Nazi around about as hard and rhythmically as that son...
2023-03-02 03:35:14 +0000 UTC
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Sayaka – The Rookie Is Tired of You
2023-02-28 22:38:47 +0000 UTC
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Okay, I've been trying to pull a marathon to give you at least something before the month's over, but it's 8:36 a.m. over here and I need to sleep before I finish anything worth reading. So far, the latest Puella Monstrum is about 12k wor...
2023-02-28 07:40:51 +0000 UTC
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The world ended before I was born.
This… This little oasis of greenery is all that remains. All that could endure of a wilderness that once spawned an entire continent. The last thing that could be protected as the skies were torn open to ...
2023-02-25 03:11:38 +0000 UTC
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As it turns out, and this may shock you all, February has twenty-eight days, which means I should have posted this poll two days ago.
…
Let’s pretend I have a sane relationship with the calendar for a minute and ignore all evidence...
2023-02-24 00:07:18 +0000 UTC
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“Ask me,” Dinah’s tired, pained voice demands from the other end of the line.
Dinah Alcott’s need for perceived self-reliance—
I know. I know, but it’s still a shitty day to tackle this.
“Dinah, I—”
...
2023-02-22 02:26:52 +0000 UTC
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I am still… unsure about the mists.
I think my power is uniquely suited to navigate them, as I find myself in a dimly lit place that sings in emotion rather than sound, and I can… harmonize. I can hum along the chorus with my own aura tu...
2023-02-21 03:51:18 +0000 UTC
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As much as we Japanese tend to have a certain… let’s just say reputation for an isolationist worldview, it is a fact that humanity shares a universal trait across all cultures, including that of otakudom: the unshakeable belief that f...
2023-02-19 02:42:43 +0000 UTC
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Author’s Note: This update should have gone up on February 14th, and so I thought that, given how pivotal romance is to the whole story, I could do something cute to commemorate the serendipity.
Of course, I got delayed writin...
2023-02-16 18:21:29 +0000 UTC
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2023-02-15 07:23:30 +0000 UTC
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And by "soon," I mean "in a few hours, but I need to sleep at least a tiny, teensie bit before editing, or this is going to be a disaster."
Also, current title is "Love Potion Number 1402," but I'm open to suggestions.
2023-02-14 14:17:25 +0000 UTC
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An unfamiliar ceiling—
‘Already did that one.’
The morning after—
‘That too.’
The sleeping sex tag—
‘Yup.’
All right! So, Shizu’s about to make me cum down her thro...
2023-02-11 05:17:17 +0000 UTC
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Vista
“You are not going,” Dennis says, standing in the middle of the underground steel corridor with his arms crossed in what I think he believes to be an imposing way.
I arch my eyebrow.
H...
2023-02-09 04:56:53 +0000 UTC
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Danny Hebert – Those Who Failed
“Her name is Wordsworth,” Emma says on the laptop screen in front of me.
I take the mouse and rewind it.
“Her name is Wordsworth.”
No, it isn’t.
...
2023-02-07 02:50:10 +0000 UTC
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Disclaimer: So that this story fits inside of Patreon’s Community Guidelines, it’s been revised so that it occurs in an AU where all the characters are legal adults. This includes the characters not involved in sexual events. ...
2023-02-06 03:14:02 +0000 UTC
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When I open my eyes, he’s still there.
It… It takes me a moment just to take it in. To watch his peaceful face as he rests under me, eyes closed, his lips barely open, just enough for his breath to pass through my hair and fill me with a...
2023-02-03 10:19:51 +0000 UTC
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So, to start with, allow me to yet again state my gratitude to all of you. Thank you for your support, monetary and otherwise, and for letting me know there’s an actual point to me sharing all these worlds and people living inside my head. This,...
2023-02-02 20:59:08 +0000 UTC
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Taylor’s arm is tightly clutched around my waist, her body flush against my back.
It doesn’t matter.
The wind roars around my helmet, the road blurring below my bike as the engine overheats between my legs.
It doesn’t matte...
2023-02-01 00:24:53 +0000 UTC
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Saying that Piggot is furious would be like saying I have some trouble managing my emotions: an understatement bordering on outright falsehood.
You know, like most of my life so far.
“I’ve been thinking,” the pale woman sitting i...
2023-01-30 23:23:55 +0000 UTC
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RPG economics are, at the best of times, a joke. You’ll waltz through each new area, slaying monsters who seem to always carry an adequate amount of pocket change for their threat rating, and then go to the nearest population center to ...
2023-01-29 05:11:39 +0000 UTC
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Stop me if you have heard this one before.
‘Pretty sure I have.’
Not you, Brain-chan. You don’t count.
‘I’m equally sure that many people have thought that your brain doesn’t count.’
That is ...
2023-01-27 09:05:43 +0000 UTC
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First of all, I would like to state my gratitude for the “Take a darn break” options in the polls winning and letting me try to at least catch up. It’s been a bit of a mixed bag because I’ve far too many things still on the to-do list, but...
2023-01-26 01:24:04 +0000 UTC
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…
I am never gonna live down having written something as obnoxious as the title of this post. Irony can only protect me so much from the horror of my own actions.
At least it only has one exclamation point.
Anyway! The...
2023-01-26 01:23:56 +0000 UTC
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