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Wordsworth – Chapter 22

“Her name is Wordsworth,” she says.

And my world blurs.

Inky words blotted out, letters turned into indistinct shapes, meaning lost to—

“Tay. It’s OK, Tay, I promise. Stay with me,” a clever fox says.

Wake-up Call – Chapter 56

Do you know what people don’t tend to associate the Boardwalk with? Hotels.

Which is kind of silly, when you think about it, because it’s the tourist trap par excellence in the Bay, and tourists need to stay somewhere...

All Right! Fine! I Should’ve Taken You! – A Cakeverse Isekai

In recent years, there’s been an increasing trend in the Japanese youth to try and emigrate to foreign countries where some of the societal issues they face in their everyday lives are somehow mitigated. Of course, we being Japanese, and with ou...

Wake-up Call – Chapter 55

“I hope that one day you’ll be able to forgive me,” Colin says.

I slowly raise my eyebrow at him to cover my mounting panic as I let Power go off, because that’s not something you want to hear from a superhero when you’r...

All Right! Fine! I’ll Take You! – Yui’s Lily Garden – Chapter 7

Yukinon’s skin is softer than anything I’ve ever touched.

She’s… I already knew this. I’ve held her hand, pulled her along to one place or another while a guilty part of me enjoyed her nearness more than I thought I was ...

Hallowe’en Poll and September Poll Results

This time around, the €5 poll had a tie for first place between Yui’s Lily garden (always a strong contender) and Tales from a Lewd Fantasy World. Given I’m currently stuck writing Yui’s ravishing of Yukino (I apologize for this, I keep pu...

Of Sisters and Shadows – Chapter 7 – Interlude – Dragon

The cochlea is the part of the human ear that directly connects to the auditory nerve. It’s a snail-shaped organ full of moving fluid that, stirred by the vibrations transmitted to it through the middle ear, stimulates up to twenty-fi...

A Pure Knight’s Natural Enemy – Chapter 6

There once was a time of tyranny, a dark age of the world when man could not choose to give up, to even breathe after an exhausting battle. A nightmarish era when you were forced to push ever forward, never looking back for fear that al...

September 26th to October 2th Schedule

And yet again, it’s that wonderful time of the week when I look back on what I was supposed to do and... despair! My schedule has left me in despair! It being available on the internet has left me in despair!

…

Is it too late to ad...

Wordsworth – Chapter 21 – Colors 7

Amy healed me.

She… I was expecting her to bitch at me, to be her snarky, grumpy self as she held my hand and funneled the indistinct biomass into my body to replenish everything of mine that was spent in restoring Tattletale’...

September's Plot Bunnies Poll

OK, here's the newest plot bunny poll, now with at least a little bit less forgetfulness on my side (that is, including more of the damn things running through my head). Some of you may notice my including a RWBY option, and I think that requires ...

All Right! Fine! I Will Take You! – Chapter 52

A lot has been said regarding the virtues and merits of anime parents—mostly, how their absence facilitates both the plot and the ecchi harem hijinks—but one thing remains unsaid, one key factor that makes the life of every shounen ...

Wake-up Call – Chapter 54

As much as I love my baby—

Motorcycle rate of accidental injuries substantially higher than—

As much as I love my baby, which is a lot, I must admit that, compared to a car, there are some things for wh...

Puella Monstrum Madoka Moecha – Chapter – 7 – And Now, for Something Completely Different

Madoka – The New Girl Is So Dreamy

OK, OK, I managed to, somehow, make it to the second period with clean underwear. It only took rushing back home and hurriedly changing in my room while refus...

September 19th to 25th Schedule

All right, it’s yet again time for me to do a mini postmortem and set up my new expectations to wreck during the coming days.

Last week I was uncharacteristically realistic, in that I only failed at (yet again) writing Yui’s L...

All Right! Fine! I Will Take You! – Chapter 51 – Iroha’s Club Time Is Not What It Used To Be

Sometimes, people ask me why I became the manager of the soccer club. My usual answer was that I just want to be helpful to my youthful senpais while they struggle to give it their best.

The truth is… OK, this will sound like a ...

Wordsworth – Chapter 20

The greatest romances were always mired in tragedy.

“Lisa…” I say, trailing off as she twists the key to her apartment, and the door swings open.

She turns to me, a nervous smile on her lips, and I can see the brief tw...

Tales from a Lewd Fantasy World – Tale 5 – Destiny, College, and Drunken Flings

All right, Anna, this is your chance to shine!

I mean, aside from all those other chances you wasted throughout your entire life…

OK, none of that. I may lack talent in academics, swordsmanship, battle magic, politics, hor...

Mini Update

Sorry about the apparent dearth of work over this week, Wake-up Call was harder to write than I anticipated. As to the other things in the queue, the next Tales from a Lewd Fantasy World should be done soon, but I won't be able to properly edit it...

Wake-up Call – Chapter 53

Do you know one thing I hate in movies? The fade to black.

You got a romantic comedy going, and you know the onlyreason anybody’s willingly sacrificing their non-renewable braincells to the dark gods of Hollywood’s ac...

September 12th to 18th Schedule and Small Poll

All right, this time around I almost managed to stick to my goals (Wordsworth is… well, I’m trying to make it perfect, which as anybody who knows the first thing about writing will tell you, is the best way for something to...

All Right! Fine! I Will Take You! – Chapter 50 – Iroha Is a Dutiful Daughter, Really

Night comes early in winter.

…

Aaaaaaaah! No! This is forbidden! I won’t turn simple statements of fact into the jumping point to a prolonged monologue full of sophistry and self-serving reasoning! I refuse to b...

The Future of Tales from a Lewd Fantasy World

All right, first of all I’d like to reassure you that the next All Right! Fine! I’ll Take You! is coming later today. It’s just that I’m definitely not going to be able to finish it before leaving for lunch, so I thought this wo...

Puella Monstrum Madoka Moecha – Chapter 6 – Kyuubey

Madoka – Oh God What Is Even

I… I need to get out of here.

Hitomi and Sayaka have already left, and I’m just huddled on top of the toilet’s cover, my face burning about half as intensely as ...

Wake-up Call – Chapter 52

“You don’t think this is overly dramatic?” Colin says by way of greeting as he gets out of the van parked in front of his apartment.

A beige PRT van disguised as a civilian vehicle that, I’m told, is perfectly suited to fu...

Announcement: Annual Memberships and Possible New Tier

All right, while I try to get back into Lisa’s head and not rush the end of Wake-up Call (it’s coming… someday), I’ve made one decision and the start of one. Mainly, the page now accepts annual memberships.

I’ve hesitate...

September 6th to 11th Shedule and Poll Winners

Now we return to our regularly scheduled program!

Except not quite, because I’m a moron.

Seriously, everyone, I apologize for the mess over the past couple of weeks. I’d like to say it won’t happen again, but I don’t...

Tales from a Lewd Fantasy World – Tale 4 – The Hero from Another World 2

One of the things I always found ridiculous in fantasy worlds? An element of worldbuilding that required a hefty dose of Bellisario’s Maxim? The one piece of a setting that I would rather remain unexplored?

Dungeons.

Look,...

Ginosko – Chapter 5 – Patricia’s Joyride

Among the models of sex-dedicated gynoids that Ginosko develops, there are a few standard lines based on the same human-seeded AI for consistent results easily recognized by our most… loyal customers.

… I’m trying to have a ...

Bit of an Update

I'm sorry for the dearth of content over the past two weeks, but at least it looks like the constant noise of renovations has toned down a bit and today I was able to sleep enough to start making up for my deficit in that area. The thing is, while...