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Constellations Price Update

Hi my loves,

I hope you're doing well.

Just wanted to quickly let you all know that I've lowered the price for the Constellations tier from $25 to $20!

I've been thinking about how to make content more accessible for you all late...

Spicy Book Review - Stalked By The Kraken

Spicy Book Review

YOU MUST BE 18+ TO LISTEN TO THIS AUDIO

AN: Because we all need tentacle no no content sometimes. If you're interested in this book, 2025-07-28 19:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

EARLY ACCESS - Mommy Yandere Kidnaps You for Leaving Her [F4M] [Dark Romance] [Unhinged]

YouTube Early Access

Tags/CW: [F4M] [Yandere] [Dark Romance] [Intense] [Lore] [Rich Speaker] [Arranged Marriage] [Unhinged]

Scenario: You've been seeing her on and off for a few years now and despite her unusual way of...

Mommy Yandere Kidnaps You for Leaving Her [F4M] [Dark Romance] [Unhinged] [JOI] [21:11]

Spicy Audio Drama

Tags/CW: [F4M] [Yandere] [Dark Romance] [Intense] [Lore] [Rich Speaker] [Arranged Marriage] [Unhinged] [JOI] [Wet]

Scenario: You've been seeing her on and off for a few years now and despite her unusu...

I love you sm 🫶

Thank you for all the birthday wishes. I’m so beyond grateful for you.

I had the most amazing birthday ever and it couldn’t have happened without you and your support.

And huge thank you to everyone who joined our little community....

Birthday Q&A!!!

Hello my beautiful lovelies,

It's officially my birthday! Thank you all so much for sending in your questions, I loved answering them.

You all have truly made this day so, so, so special. I would not be in the position I'm in right now...

BIRTHDAY WEEKEND DISCOUNT

AHHH!

It's my birthday this weekend and I wanted to celebrate by offering you the BIGGEST discount I've ever done.

ALL NEW MEMBERSHIPS AND SHOP ITEMS ARE 50% OFF THIS WEEKEND ONLY!

Use code:

Bday50 (for NEW...

Wanna Play Mermaids? - 🍬 Wallpaper

🍬🍬🍬

I'm genuinely suffering in this heat and all I want to do is go to the beach.

Wanna come along?

(SFW Downloadable Wallpaper Available)

🎨: jezzychiii

Wanna Play Mermaids? - 🌶️ Wallpaper

🌶️🌶️🌶️

I'm genuinely suffering in this heat and all I want to do is go to the beach.

Wanna come along?

(Downloadable Wallpaper Available)

🎨: jezzychiii

Early Access - Doctor Girlfriend Takes Care of Your Sunburn [F4A] [WEAR YOUR SUNSCREEN ISTG] [Cute] [Wholesome] [15:00]

Early Access YouTube Audio

Scenario: It’s the height of summer now and you’re so excited to spend your days outside, but oh no! You forgot your sunscreen! How could you?!

Tags/CW: [F4A] [Moonverse] [Melody] [Person...

Photosets!

Hi my love,

I'm starting to become a lot more confident in my body and my sensuality and I thought that it might be fun to FINALLY do photosets for you.

If there are any outfits/photosets you'd like me to do (other than the standard bi...

Janky Covers - Burn (Hamilton)

I got bored lol

VOTE FOR NO NO AUDIO 🌶️

Working on some scripts for you all right now hehehehe

Script Ideas Please

Hello my loves,

Wow, three posts in one day? Crazy...

Anyway, your girl is burning the hell out and needs some help coming up with script ideas. I've seen a couple I really liked, but I need MOAR!!! So, if you have any ideas or have sc...

EARLY ACCESS - Flirty Witch Helps You Make A Love Potion [Teasing] [Calling You Cutie] [Potion] [Ambience]

Comets Tier Reward

❤️‍🔥GET THE FULL VERSION HERE❤️‍🔥

ALL CHARACTERS DEPICTED ARE 18+

Tags/CW: [F4M] [Teasing] [Cal...

Summer Baby ☀️

☀️👙🌻

To the motherfucker who assumed that I was fat because I was "struggling to breathe" in one of my ASMR VIDEOS, the only fat thing on me is my ass. Suck my tits 😘

(all bodies are beautiful, stay healthy)

Flirty Witch Helps You Make A Love Potion [Teasing] [Calling You Cutie] [Plot Twist] [Br**ding]

Constellations Tier Reward

ALL CHARACTERS DEPICTED ARE 18+

Tags: [F4M] [Teasing] [Plot Twist] [Calling You Cutie][Playful][Caring][Witch]to[Gentle Femdom][Horny[Sex Crazed][Cumslut][Kisses][Cock kisses][Blowjob][Cowgirl][Creampie][Bree...

Birthday Q&A

Hello lovely,

My birthday is coming up soon and I want to do a Q&A video (yes video) for you all.

Please leave some questions/comments/concerns. Feel free to ask some spicy ones, but please, keep it classy.

Love you!

EARLY ACCESS - Your Best Friend Is Secretly A Mermaid [Ocean] [Siren Song] [Summer] [Beach] [21:05]

Comets Tier Reward

ALL CHARACTERS DEPICTED ARE 18+

Tags/CW: [F4A] [Moonverse] [Wholesome] [Ocean] [Siren Song] [Summer] [Beach] [Platonic] [Lore] [Shock] [Secret]

Scenario: You and your friend group decide to go on a beach vacati...

ASMR - Girlfriend Tucks You In [Sick Comfort] [Music] [Ambience] [GFE] [Hair Playing]

Comets Tier Reward

ALL CHARACTERS DEPICTED ARE 18+

Tags/CW: [F4A] [Sick Comfort] [Relaxing] [Music] [Ambience] [Serene] [Wholesome] [GFE] [Cuddling] [Hair Playing]

Scenario: You’re sick with a fever and your girlfriend is worri...

EARLY ACCESS - Girlfriend Rambles About Future With You [Cuddling] [Positive Affirmations] [Purr] [12:00]

Comets Tier Reward

ALL CHARACTERS DEPICTED ARE 18+

Tags/CW: [F4A] [Cuddling] [Ramble] [Cat] [Positive Affirmations] [Love] [Wholesome] [Purr]

Scenario: You’ve been dating your girlfriend for the last 2 years and everything’s ...

EARLY ACCESS - Mafia Princess Seduces You [Personal Attention] [Flirty] [Sweet] [Hair Playing]

Comets Tier Reward

GET THE FULL VERSION HERE

ALL CHARACTERS DEPICTED ARE 18+

Tags/CW: [F4M] [Moonverse] [Annika] [Ha...

Janky Covers by Lune - Us (Gracie Abrams, Taylor Swift)

Comets Tier Reward

I sang some stuff wrong, but that's why we call it a janky cover teehee 💜

Girlfriend Wants To Be With You Forever [Car] [Wholesome] [Quickie] [11:46]

Constellations Tier Reward

ALL CHARACTERS DEPICTED ARE 18+

Tags/CW: [F4A] [Car Sex] [Relationship] [Wholesome] [Comfort] [Cussing] [Quickie] [Dirty Talk]

Scenario: You got called to pick up your girlfriend in the middle of the ni...

Mafia Princess Seduces You [Personal Attention] [Flirty] [Dark Romance] [Quickie] [21:00]

Galaxies Tier Reward

ALL CHARACTERS DEPICTED ARE 18+

Tags/CW: [F4M] [Moonverse] [Annika] [Hair Playing] [Mic Brushing] [Pluck] [Personal Attention] [Flirty] [Sweet] but [Dangerous] [Wholesome] kinda… [Quickie] [Wall Sex] [Riding] [Mo...

Yandere Girlfriend Makes You Her Gift [Wholesome] [Cute] [Tied Up] [Sub Speaker] [Dom Listener] [Mutual]

Constellations Tier Reward

ALL CHARACTERS DEPICTED ARE 18+

Scenario: You wake up to find yourself in your girlfriend’s apartment. While you were propped up on some cushions, you watch as she hangs up her rendition of Christmas decora...

Summer Fun Discount

Hi lovelies,

As summer is FINALLY here in the Northern Hemisphere, I wanted to celebrate my favorite season by offering a discount!

Use code: SUMMER for 20% off on any Patreon membership.

This code is valid until August 31, 2025,...

EARLY ACCESS - Accidentally Calling Your Yandere Bully Mommy [Bridget] [Teasing] [Healing]

Comets Tier Reward

ALL CHARACTERS DEPICTED ARE 18+

Tags/CW: [F4A] [Moonverse] [Bridget] [LVA] [Teasing] [Keyboard] [Studying] [Relationship]

Scenario: It's been a few years since you and Bridget solidified your relationship and t...

Spicy Book Review - His Darkest Desire [#4]

Galaxies Tier Reward

YOU MUST BE 18+ TO LISTEN TO THIS AUDIO

AN: I absolutely adore the fact that this book is written by a husband and wife duo. It genuinely makes me so happy. If you're interested in this book,2025-06-11 17:12:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Help Me Choose A Thumbnail

I'm testing out some new thumbnail formats, but because I have no graphic design skills, I need your help.

Which one do we like more? The minimalistic version or the one with the pretty logo? Let me know!