I’m Neyote.
A plain village boy from the human race, turning sixteen this year.
Lately, everyone in the village has been telling me, “You’re a born workaholic, so you’ve got to learn to relax!”
What does th...
2024-05-14 19:12:24 +0000 UTC View PostAs for this season’s Orkubo’s Castle...
Stage One was wrapped up nicely.
Time to acknowledge those who made it happen.
First, let’s hear from Orkubo himself.
“That was a splend...
2024-05-14 18:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostIt has begun.
Seasoned pros vs. an army of Orc Battlers (gigantic castle mechas).
There are about thirty Orc Battlers.
Opposing them are a few hundred pros.
The numbers are in favor of...
2024-05-12 16:44:39 +0000 UTC View Post“Ridiculous twists are what makes a good game great, right?”
So says I.
Here we are again at Orkubo’s Castle.
We’re starting off this season with quite the twist compared to previous ones.
...
2024-05-12 15:54:19 +0000 UTC View PostI am Jungle Rasso.
The undisputed genius player of Orkubo’s Castle.
Known far and wide, I’ve played in countless seasons, clearing almost every one of them.
I’ve raked in every pr...
2024-05-08 19:02:38 +0000 UTC View PostWinter.
It has come around again this year.
It’s the off-season for farming, so around these parts, it’s officially time to laze about.
But we make good use of this downtime by diving into various ex...
2024-05-07 19:59:46 +0000 UTC View PostMy name’s Dalkish.
I am but a humble man, a minor feudal lord of the Human Kingdom... I mean, the Human Republic, and am satisfied with living out my days in peace.
Today, I’m taking a break from official ...
2024-05-06 18:50:46 +0000 UTC View PostA delightful celebration of Shichi-Go-San was upon us...
When suddenly, the skies of festivity turned suspiciously murky.
“Please hold on a moment.”
Stepping into the fray next is Lampeye, the Witch ...
2024-05-04 17:01:48 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve been keeping up with my diet for quite some time now.
The Ocean Jogging that Junior blessed me with is doing wonders, making aerobic exercise a delightful activity.
Initially, I had some trouble with local fishermen...
2024-05-04 16:54:21 +0000 UTC View PostI’m Edrok, just a humble villager hereabouts.
I’m a fisherman by trade.
On days when the waves are kind, I row out, fish a bit, and return to sell my catch.
Maybe it’s a natural talent, but I...
2024-05-01 17:39:18 +0000 UTC View PostOtherworldly Diet Day Two.
...
I’ve had enough of this.
To get my aerobic exercise, I tried hopping into a human-sized hamster wheel, thinking, “This is it; I’m the hamster now.” But it turned ou...
2024-04-30 16:05:00 +0000 UTC View PostAt last, the hot-blooded adventurers have gone home, and peace has returned to our farm.
The party-like buzz is nice and all, but I find myself yearning for the calm of daily life after everything’s been topsy-turvy. It’s we...
2024-04-29 20:59:29 +0000 UTC View Post“But even if you tell me that...”
The words of Golden Bat, the S-rank adventurer who suddenly showed up, leave Silver Wolf, another S-rank (just for today), half perplexed and half dismayed.
It seems...
2024-04-28 14:44:01 +0000 UTC View PostYes, it’s me.
The one and only.
I imagine each participant in the S-rank promotion exam was stirred by various emotions.
Was their overconfidence shattered?
Or were they flabbergasted by the stra...
2024-04-26 18:08:56 +0000 UTC View PostI’m Beliard, a demon adventurer.
Once, I nearly achieved the rank of one of the Heavenly Four of the Demon King’s Army.
Given my formidable prowess, I thought becoming an adventurer would be a breeze, and ...
2024-04-24 17:51:34 +0000 UTC View PostI’m Shabe, an adventurer.
We’re resurrecting that title just for today.
Seizing a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, I clumsily patched up my dream and took a leap for revival.
The S-rank a...
2024-04-23 18:48:39 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s still me, Corey, the adventurer.
Blast it. I’ve botched it.
I missed the golden ticket to becoming an S-rank adventurer.
Still, those trials, the Saint’s Farm dungeons, are way too daunting fo...
2024-04-23 18:33:50 +0000 UTC View PostI’m Corey.
A-rank adventurer Corey.
But damn, I’ve never felt as inadequate as an adventurer as I do today.
I was all fired up to ace the S-rank promotion exam, an event hosted by the revered Silver ...
2024-04-23 18:25:57 +0000 UTC View PostThe exploits of our farm’s forces aren’t just a one-time spectacle.
Further passing the baton, these ladies take on the responsibility of dungeon-conquering next.
“Discus, the Witch of Refrigeration!”<...
2024-04-18 18:18:15 +0000 UTC View PostThus...
For reasons unknown, we, the farm members, find ourselves showcasing our dungeon-diving skills to a group of adventurers.
Have we not had enough field trip-y chapters?
The observing ...
2024-04-17 19:29:51 +0000 UTC View PostSilver Wolf’s steady advance shows no signs of stopping.
He conquered Veil’s mountain dungeon, divided into several levels leading to the ultimate summit, up to the second layer in the blink of an eye, with more energy to sp...
2024-04-17 19:21:41 +0000 UTC View PostThe S-Rank Adventurer Promotion Exam at the Farm.
The results are in!
It’s a unanimous fail!
Not a soul among them could conquer even a single dungeon!
To think conquering all three ...
2024-04-16 19:28:33 +0000 UTC View PostAh, this is bad.
The S-rank adventurer promotion exam is underway at the farm today.
Having visited two out of the three main sites, here are my thoughts:
Bad.
Like, it isn’t even in the ballpark...
2024-04-16 19:27:59 +0000 UTC View PostBefore even reaching the halfway point, everyone met their untimely demise at Veil’s dungeon.
It all boils down to the haphazard difficulty settings.
Can you really call it a fair test if it’s set up so that no one can...
2024-04-11 16:54:28 +0000 UTC View PostNot even two minutes had passed before Veil’s mountainous dungeon’s foothills were covered with adventurers’ bodies.
Though they may not be S-rank, they are undoubtedly among the tougher ones representing the Adventurers...
2024-04-10 16:16:52 +0000 UTC View PostAnd so, the S-rank promotion exam on the farm begins.
The youth daring to take this exam can secure a glorious future by clearing three dungeons within our farm.
Each of them bears a look of fierce determinati...
2024-04-09 21:41:33 +0000 UTC View Post“Let me introduce another key figure in this event.”
“Meow, meow, meowwww! It’s me, the guild master’s wife, Black Cat, meow!!!”
From out of nowhere, a cat-headed lady leaps onto the scene.
That glossy bl...
2024-04-08 17:58:29 +0000 UTC View PostHi, it’s me again present on this memorable day.
Was there ever a time when the farm buzzed with this much excitement?
Today, we’re welcoming three hundred visitors (according to the organizers’ tally).<...
2024-04-06 11:24:31 +0000 UTC View PostMy name’s Tamarim.
I’m a guardian from the whirlwind of distant times, keeping a watchful eye on adventurers from afar.
Most of my life has been dedicated to observing the exploits of adventurers, celebrating their ach...
2024-04-04 17:05:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe name’s Corey.
I look human, but... not quite human.
I’m what you’d call a therianthrope.
There’s been a long-standing debate about whether therianthropes are human or not.
...
2024-04-03 17:41:30 +0000 UTC View Post