Burnie and Ashley discuss environmental relativity, jet lag, noise cancelling, Mount Fuji rescue, trade deficit records, trade deals for everyone but the US, Brexit lessons, Split Fiction, Sydney Sweeney, Thunderbolts reviews, and the Take It Down...
2025-04-30 11:14:50 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and guest host Becca discuss her current fundraising campaign for the Leukemia & Lymphoma society. Burnie continues his never ending quest to discover where all the Girl Scout cookie money goes.
2025-04-29 11:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Blaine Gibson continue their grand tradition of spilling the tea on the beautiful wedding ceremonies of their friends. They also talk about the NFL Draft, Shadeur Sanders, Slate trucks, stealth brands, and Blaine gets with the program.<...
2025-04-28 10:00:48 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss upcoming special episodes, the worst kind of wee beasties, food as recreation, pricing standards, and an upcoming preview for Patrons.
2025-04-28 00:39:11 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss Switch 2 pre-orders, Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, Robin Williams and dangerous animals, Steve Jackson working with Steve Jackson, Fyre Festival 2, Hawk Tuah market prices, Sinners, Australian twins in sync, the freaky nat...
2025-04-25 10:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostAshley and special guest Jon Risinger discuss trailer strategy, press screenings, Daredevil, Severance, Wednesday, release windows, Sinners, media ownership, Plex servers, swimming with sharks, people getting dumber, animals staying dumber, YouTub...
2025-04-24 10:00:40 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss the Oblivion remake, Finn's great day, Blue Prince end game, The Outer Wilds, Elder Scrolls VI, The Oblivion remake, Oblivion's legacy, the Morning Somewhere Financial Podcast, horse girls vs motorcycle girls, the Tesla p...
2025-04-23 10:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Kerry Shawcross talk about his blind gmaing guides, Metroidvania, Switch Taste Tests, Ashley's cameo, Pope Francis's death, the fall of empires according to Jimmy Carr, a filled-up brain, the Millenial Saint, no new RWBY news, some old ...
2025-04-22 10:00:46 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss Scott's Patreon success, 420 Easter, Minecraft stabbings, Chicken Jockey, Hollywood's latest obsession, Blue Prince, notepad games, shushing at theaters, Star Wars game vs Star Wars movies, Grifball, Switch 2 pre-order da...
2025-04-21 10:00:53 +0000 UTC View PostIt's the two hour Scott Conspiracy Hour, featuring Scott and all his most well thought-out ponderings.
2025-04-20 05:02:42 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss Good Friday, putting the Fed on blast, Mario Kart Direct, Ryan Gosling's Star Wars, turning down the dream, Fantastic Four's trailer, the easiest MCU roles, and turning an OK Friday into a Good Friday.
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Strap in, Early Risers. This weekend Scott is taking over the Q&A to answer your many... many... questions. All with only 2 minutes left to record. Got something to ask? Drop it in the comments.
2025-04-17 16:47:03 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss the Fed's hard line, Fyre Festival 2 cancelled, anime figures destroyed by US Customs, Rule 34, 4chan, Homestar Runner, 3/4 inch tapes, a microwave tangent, George RR Martin's lifetime curse, and how many words per day to...
2025-04-17 10:00:35 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss screw down battery covers, the Burns family rechargeable nightmare, the American constitutional meltdown, 4chan's shutdown, the worst room in your house, Oblivion leaks, and what game would you want remade? Bonus: Scott m...
2025-04-16 10:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss US Tax Day, the drop of American tourism, Apple Maps, Katy Perry in space, biggest rivals, Waymo, angel investing, Shark Tank, Mark Cuban: nice billionaire, and Judge Judy's easiest case.
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Burnie and Ashley discuss Last Of Us Season 2's premiere, Bella mixups, economic uncertainty, tariff exemption rug pulls, Blue Prince, Balatro, Outer Wilds, Mythic Quest cancelled, changing published episodes, Ashley's minivan renaissance, outsmar...
2025-04-14 10:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley share their opinions hot of the release of The Last Of Us Season Two's premiere episode.
2025-04-14 03:27:11 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Scott talk about all the lastest trends and solutions to our ongoing societal issues... j/k they talk about people who live underground and want to steal your money.
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Burnie and Ashley discuss Kingpin, non-ferrous trash collection methods, location scouting, the market whiplash, outsider trading allegations, boring ass bonds got exciting, Tesla sales illegal in their home state, Switch 2, China's possible movie...
2025-04-10 10:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss tariff reactions, Razer stops laptop sales, Apple flies iPhones, Finn's first baseball game, how baseball has changed since Burnie last went, high priced snacks, Sweet Tea, Ice Tea slime, Ashley's default tip level, Dire ...
2025-04-09 10:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss the NCAA Championship game, timing the last three minutes, Last of Us Season 2, splitting source material, Last of Us Part II's polarizing reputation, Pedro Pascal's handsomeness, Project Hail Mary, sci-fi aesthetics, GTA...
2025-04-08 10:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss the stock market's woeful outlook, circuit breakers, Wolf of Wall Street, Black Monday 1987, Paul Volker, Nintendo's Switch 2 punt, the Tron Ares trailer [ends at 15:59], Leto Shock, Minecratft's huge weekend, unruly audi...
2025-04-07 10:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post![[BONUS] 2025.04.06: Split Fiction - Part 2/?](https://img5.illustratefans.com/storage/9/pl/lh/102843-019e8669-19b1-70b4-9ad2-bd062743452e.jpg)
Burnie and Ashley embark upon the next step of their journey to tame the worms of Arrakis and take a much-needed girls night out at the club.
2025-04-07 01:06:14 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss the stock market's miserable day, evolving stories, picking a fight with everyone, CinemaCon, email auto-responders, Superman's clip, Project Hail Mary, diehard holdouts, economic tea leaves, the Yankee Candle COVID indic...
2025-04-04 10:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss the Switch 2, Big Emoji, GenZ's parent sex problem, guys vs houseplants, reciprocal tariffs, stagflation, male living spaces, hot judgement, Turnip Island, tanuki, and being a real gamer in the eyes of Nintendo.
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2025-04-03 10:33:07 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss the Zelda trailer, IGN's fake Zelda trailer, fake trailer channels getting demonetized, Now You See Me, Now You Didn't Name The Movie Right, studios supporting artists, is this your card, blaming the pandemic on stuff in ...
2025-04-02 10:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss delayed April Fools gotchas, delayed flights thanks to DOGE, are air traffic controllers considered ground crew, getting the time, games on tape, and is Pokemon Nintendo?
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Burnie and Ashley update the Patrons about progress on the business formerly known as Rooster Teeth.
UPDATE: we are opening this episode up to all paid tiers. While it is the bonus weekly episode for our early risers, this one is about Roost...
2025-04-01 08:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss building your device, Wi-Fi on the airplane, Aberdeen Airport construction, Nintendo's lack of a backup plan, Switch 2, WiiU, Super Mario Run, Austin construction, Witchbrook, Adobe Creative Cloud, Room Tone, Cool Edit, a...
2025-03-31 10:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley refuse to explain that title while discussing Ashley's apocalyptic packing, pre-cloud gaming, post-cloud coffee makers, Subnautica, defaced shrines, harash language, bad symbols, falling for AI buddies, and the concept of Longev...
2025-03-28 10:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post