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2024.10.14: Better In Your Memories

Burnie and Ashley discuss sports, Burnie's sports cynicism, designated hitters, sports conferences, salary caps, problematic sports team names, hidden pre-order dates, fake robots, Super Heavy hero landings, Joker fall-off, Dead Rising, nostalgia ...

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[BONUS] 2024.10.13: Q&A #007

Burnie and Ashley take your questions about the immortal snail trend, casting a biopic, lost episodes of Morning Someone, Halo changes, parenting advice, Red vs Blue, things we regret saying over two decades, age gaps, tech bubbles and more.

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Taking Questions for Q&A 7

We're back to answer your questions with only a moderate* amount of sidetracking and tangents! Got a burning question? Drop it below and tune in this weekend for the Q&A!

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2024.10.11: Our Tony Stark Era

Burnie and Ashley discuss robots, self-driving, zombie mushrooms, the Waffle House Index, Whataburger, Tesla Robotaxis, swearing vacuums, backyard scientists, Joe Penna, OG YouTubers, video slugging averages, breathable atmospheres, and NASA sci-f...

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2024.10.10: Zombies All The Way Down

Burnie and Ashley discuss Hurricane Milton landfall, 100 tornado warnings, ambulance theory, Ryan Kwanten, Treat Williams, Army of the Dead, Warm Bodies, best zombie scenes ever, parody timings, Mystery Men, The Franchise, The Boys, Shaun of The D...

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2024.10.09: Nature Is Terrible

Burnie and Ashley discuss Twitter's return to Brazil, Hurricane Milton, Disneyworld shuts down, watching sports in the UK, the MLB post-season, American draws, and the fattest bear in Alaska.

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2024.10.08: Waiting Game

Ashley and Burnie discuss Hurricane Milton, categories of hurricanes, climate change filters, the Fermi Paradox, dead internet, mob mentality, and tight-knit communities.

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2024.10.07: Clown Prince of Nigeria

Burnie and Ashley discuss Joker Part 2, 419 scams, making a sequel for a new audience, R-rated box office successes, spam in Scotland vs US, strong passwords, XKCD, AI art theft, and the world's most digital violin. 

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[BONUS] 2024.10.06: Weekend Chat with JD

Burnie and his oldest son JD talk about his last year at university, explaining the family's "YouTube business", choosing a city to live, acting like an adult, and choosing work vs. education.

Music: Run The Jewels

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2024.10.04: Walkabout

Burnie and Ashley discuss their disastrous road trip, dropping their croissant, the potential death of the EU, 23andMe's dismal valuation, what happens to genome data, government regulation, and a special guest. 

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2024.10.03: One Word... Plastics

Burnie and Ashley discuss plastic greenwashing, hoping to be wrong, bad dreams, scary thoughts, general anesthesia, slippery bodies, making canoes, saving plastic, Agatha All Along and media immunity.

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2024.10.02: Bear Shaming

Burnie and Ashley discuss app internet addicts, Iranian missiles, North Carolina hurricanes, Bitcoin's status as a safe haven, ChatGPT updates, Hololens saying goodbye (to concumers), and the fattest bear contest.

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2024.10.01: On God FPS

Burnie and Ashley discuss Lit RPGs, Detroit, Tharsis, Indie games, the Let's Play D&D genre, wide receivers, being number one in the regular season, viral tweets, Netflix defamation, Fargo, Kumiko The Treasure Hunter, and the environmental imp...

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2024.09.30: Microlopolis

Burnie and Ashley discuss trick shot videos, questionable trademarks, indestructible kids, genre covers, the SpaceX rescue mission, Bridgerton event disasters, brand Jesus, and the disappointing Megalopolis box office debut. 

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[BONUS] 2024.09.29: State Of The Morning Sept 2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss some upcoming changes to the Morning Somewhere Patreon.

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2024.09.27: Rise Of The Zuckerbro

2024.09.27: Rise Of The Zuckerbro

Burnie and Ashley discuss Megaloplois reviews, Meta Connect, Tesla's Robotaxi tease, Last of Us Season 2 trailer, Studio Ghibli, Howl's Moving Castle, Transformers One, auto-translation, smart glasses, and the Duolingo owl's villain arc. 

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2024.09.26: Old Folks Homies

Burnie and Ashley discuss British strawberries, WinAmp, pager explosions, stolen valor, vibing, doing drugs in our old age, making donuts, Skyrim grandma, mpox updates, and the classic philosophical question of which came first: the music file for...

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2024.09.25: Blue Collar Cosplay

Ashley and Blaine discuss producing livestreams, chopping wood, making your own alcohol, international burger variations, the best athletic discipline, seeing the world, and chasing sheep.

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2024.09.24: Mawwiage

Burnie and Blaine Gibson catch up and discuss their working life together, Blaine's hit project Tales from the Stinky Dragon, the recent social event of the season, and two bros hot takes on high fashion.

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2024.09.23: Retreat To Your Castle

Burnie and Ashley discuss when dating anniversaries should become wedding anniversaries, their first date, first smooches, the delicate dance of travel dating, Sleepy Ashley vs Former Soviet Soldiers, sleeper trains, Amazing Race anecdotes, self-p...

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[BONUS] 2024.09.22: Morning Someone with Nick Saldaña

Burnie sits down with longtime friend Nick Saldaña, who Red vs Blue fans will know from his seamless substitution work for his brother Jason as Tucker, to discuss double knots, weird long paths, musical families, call center days, booking gigs, h...

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2024.09.20: Law Offices of Gene Horowitz, I Choose You

Burnie and Ashley discuss the not-Pokemon lawsuit, travel day repurcussions, Netflix data dumps, airtight legal claims, contemporary shark films, and acting fishy in airports. 

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2024.09.19: Bec Again

Burnie welcomes back popular guest Becca Frasier to discuss life in Scotland, Becca's good weather streak, property tax in Texas, Austin allergies, breakfast tacos, Fed interest rates, stock market, entering adult financial markets, and life in on...

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2024.09.18: History in Real Time

Burnie and Ashley discuss sunny days, convoluted exploding pager plots, watching historic events in real time, the downsides of static media, making everyone mad, facial subtitles, and building good will.

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2024.09.17: Lot Of Big Dudes

Burnie and Ashley discuss Dave Bautista, mom's movie reviews, how to pronounce Gyllenhaal, NFTs, Flappy Bird, the Switch 2, medieval watermelons, GMOs, Million Dollar Homepage, record setting JPGs, the most spoiled movie, Logan's Run, and the lack...

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2024.09.16: Not Yo Cheese

Burnie and Ashley discuss backlogs, The Emmys, television schedules of yesteryear, Jodie Foster, Trump's second assassination attempt, space gophering, bat worthy amounts of nacho cheese, and the enigma of Velveeta.

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[BONUS] Severance Season 1 Episode 1

Burnie watches one of his favorite TV series, Severance on Apple TV. If you don't have Apple, he talks about some sci-fi concepts independent of the onscreen action.

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2024.09.13: Bad Numbers

Burnie and Ashley discuss employee walkouts, Boeing strikes, Xbox layoffs, bad numbers, good numbers, UK power outage payments, UK airline customer protections, space billionaires, and Patreon updates. 

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Introducing Transcripts

Good morning! When we launched our Patreon, we set a goal of releasing a searchable transcript wiki for all our episodes, so you can hunt down exactly when we talked about that thing that you know we talked about but can't remember which episode i...

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2024.09.12: Swinger States

Burnie and Ashley discuss dream theory, husky voices, nasal realities, Nick Offerman, stone skipping, peaty whiskies, Islay, Oban, Umbrella Academy, billionaire space walks, cruise ships, when a cube becomes a berg, the VMAs, swing voters, and ind...

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