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RTP Bonus - 79 - Fiddle Faddle

RTP Bonus - 79 - Fiddle Faddle

What does fiddle faddle mean? Boy do we have an answer for you here.

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133 - Red Hot Chili Peppers

133 - Red Hot Chili Peppers

I'd rather be living "under the bridge" than do another episode about this awful band! Thanks to Kate for purchasing this episode topic for Nick, a gift that likely made him want to "give it away." Head to ReportThisPost.Storenvy.com to purchase a...

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MGTOW Minute - 04

MGTOW Minute - 04

It's Friday so Geiger is here to read you another great post from r/MGTOW! Available only to our beautiful patrons

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RTP Bonus - 78 - 5.783 Inches

This week's bonus episode is profound in its importance. Lots of good posts about cocks and such. Next live episode is Monday April 19th at 9pm Eastern!

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132 - Horses

132 - Horses

Welp, we learned a lot about horses in this one. We definitely know the difference between mares and stallions and geldings and etc now. Lots of crazy horse gals in this one folks! Thanks to Evan for choosing the topic!

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MGTOW Minute - 03

MGTOW Minute - 03

It's Friday so Geiger is here to read you another great post from r/MGTOW! Available only to our beautiful patrons

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RTP Bonus - 77 - Norwegia

Had a lot of fun in this one, folks. We read some bad posts and hear some dreadful voicemails and even debut a whole new segment, one that will be very ripe for lots of content! Tune in now!

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131 - Lawyers

131 - Lawyers

OBJECTION! Even if your client is a real piece of shit, you'll love listening to this one! We found a bunch of posts featuring absolutely dogshit lawyers. Or "solicitors" or whatever the fuck you foreign weirdos call these guys. 

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MGTOW Minute - 02

MGTOW Minute - 02

It's Friday so Geiger is here to read you another great post from r/MGTOW! Available only to our beautiful patrons

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Report This Post LIVE Patron Show (Video) - 3/15/21

Report This Post LIVE Patron Show (Video) - 3/15/21

Exclusive video content from our first Patron call-in show for our beautiful and gregarious subscribers. We love you!

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Report This Post LIVE Patron Show (Audio) - 3/15/21

Folks, we decided to do a live episode and then we actually did it! Incredible. Thanks to all of our wonderful patrons who joined us to read posts and watch us read posts! We'll be doing this again next month so...stay tuned! 

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LIVE show starts in 30 minutes!

Bring some posts to read cause we want to hear from you, and we also don't want to do any work what so ever. Zoom invite below, see you there stinkies!

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130 - Redheads

130 - Redheads

Watch out for the "daywalkers" folks. Boy that's a funny joke! Lots of really bad posts in this one from perverts who love redheads and plenty more from people who really hate redheads. Perfect. Thanks to HAYLEY for purchasing this episode topic f...

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Report This Post - LIVE PATRON SHOW

Report This Post - LIVE PATRON SHOW

Come hang out with us Monday, March 15th, 9 PM EST. Bring some posts to read cause we want to hear from you, and we also don't want to do any work what so ever. Zoom invite below, see you there stinkies!

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MGTOW Minute - 01

MGTOW Minute - 01

Introducing the MGTOW Minute! Geiger reads you a different r/MGTOW post every Friday. This unbelievably good content is available only to our wonderful patrons. 

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Report This Short - 13 - Texas (with Thomas @len0killer)

It's time for a Texas style episode of Report This Short, and who better to talk Texan than an honest to God Texan. Thomas (@len0killer from Twitter) joins us and we shoot the shit about shit, Texas style! Y'all should check out Pandejo Time, the ...

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129 - Doctor Who

129 - Doctor Who

Thanks to David, aka THE BEER NERD, for picking this episode topic for his lovely bride FABY. I guess they both like this absolutely dorky ass show for complete nerds or something. It's campy sci-fi PLUS it's British. Jesus Fucking Christ

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RTP Bonus - 76 - Please Don't Disrespect Me

We are doing a LIVE ZOOM CALL-IN FUN INTERACTIVE EPISODE on MARCH 15th at 9PM EASTERN TIME! And we will want YOU motherfuckers to provide some posts to read LIVE on the podcast for us so we can entertain you plus our greedy little patrons. It's go...

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128 - Video Game Streamers

128 - Video Game Streamers

This one's about video game streamers, a thing that lots of perverts really like for some reason. We're thinking it's time we start a Twitch channel, right? What the hell would we even do on it? Sound off below!

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Reboot This Post - 04 - Marvel

Reboot This Post - 04 - Marvel

Excelsior! It's the last Reboot This Post--until next time, kids--same Bat time, sam Bat channel! Don't care if that's not Marvel. This episode has an unexpected takedown of Rosa Parks of all people--from an unlikely source!

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127 - Fast Food

127 - Fast Food

Good morning or should I say good afternoon. You're gonna be lovin this one. Listener Nate had it his way by upgrading his Patreon membership to choose this episode topic. Thanks Nate! You could have bought hundreds of McNuggets with that money in...

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Reboot This Post - 03 - QAnon

Reboot This Post - 03 - QAnon

Our very sane and level-headed friends that follow QAnon are still around waiting for that big ass storm to come and awaken shit up. You'll hear some really dumb shit in this one folks--that's the RTP Promise.

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126 - Cocktails

126 - Cocktails

Shaken or stirred? Hell it doesn't matter to us, just listen to the damn episode. Possibly some of the most atrocious posts yet! Thanks to NOAH for picking this episode topic! He did so by upgrading his membership here on Patreon. 

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Listen to Geiger on other podcasts

Listen to Geiger on other podcasts

Our wonderful perfect Host was recently on two fun podcasts and he wants you to listen to him be funny with funny guys. Not a woman to be found anywhere.

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Reboot This Post - 02 - Bodybuilding

Reboot This Post - 02 - Bodybuilding

We got a lunk alarm folks! That's right, we rebooted episode #12 of Report This Post and dug up some more absolutely dogshit posts from bodybuilders, arguably the worst people online. Some of these posts are truly revolting folks, so you'll wanna ...

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125 - Model Trains

125 - Model Trains

Alllllll aboard! Come and ride the train with us and hear all about the hobby favored by decaying 75 year old autistic grandfathers everywhere.

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Reboot This Post - 01 - Suburbia

Reboot This Post - 01 - Suburbia

That's right folks, we're rebooting one of the earliest goddamn episodes, Episode #5 from October 2018: Suburbia! We dig into stuff from NextDoor plus some good old fashioned racist shit from Facebook. Tell your neighbors about the podcast and rec...

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Introducing: REBOOT THIS POST

Introducing: REBOOT THIS POST

For the month of February, we’re looking back into the archives of the podcast and selecting a topic to reboot with all new posts for a modern audience. And it's EXCLUSIVE for you, our wonderful, well-endowed sexy patrons. First episode this Wed...

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124 - Gardening

124 - Gardening

This one's about gardening. Thanks to JENNY for upgrading her membership and selecting this topic!

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RTP Bonus - 75 - Poor Little Guatemalan

One of the least racist episodes yet

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