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RTP Bonus - 44 - Putrid Slime

This was recorded the night of the South Carolina primary. We were a little worried about things. There's a good chance when you listen to this that things will be even worse for our boy Bernie. Sweet

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77.2 - Fat Acceptance

More posts about people who are have very large bodies and even larger desires to yell at people online about it.

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RTP Bonus - 43 - Talk of the Town

Some real stinky posts in this one plus a recap of the hilarious Nevada debate and Elizabeth Warren's South Carolina barbershop. Plus a death in the family! All this fun and more!

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I keep hearing this...

I keep hearing this...

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76.2 - Sonic the Hedgehog

We head back to the drive-in to watch the new Sonic the Hedgehog movie and review it! You guys will love hearing us talking about this absolute stupid ass dogshit movie that sucks ass. SPOILER ALERT: the little blue rat dies 

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Recording tonight!

Recording tonight!

Pic unrelated

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RTP Bonus - 42 - Dick-Free Girl

We found some real dreadful posts for this week's bonus. Just pure dogshit

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75.2 - Time Travel

More posts about everyone's favorite paradox from fiction. Maybe it's actually real tho? Some posts in this episode posit such a theory

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Report This Short - 02 - Democratic Primaries pt. 1

The 500 year long 2020 Democratic Primaries are under way and the posts have really fucking sucked! Almost as much as the sham elections themselves. It's gonna be a great season and we're going to catalog the damn thing starting with our first epi...

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74.2 - Scientology

More content that is sure to get us killed or put on a list of some sort. 

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RTP Bonus - 41 - The Joyful Noise

Charlie's back! 

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73.2 - Wiccans

You just weren't satisfied with the full episode of wiccan posts so you had to come crawling to Patreon for more. Sicko!

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In case you needed a visual for this week’s bonus

In case you needed a visual for this week’s bonus

This is Geiger and Charlie being drunk on the road

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RTP Bonus - 40 - Plethora of Quarters

This is an unprecedented event in RTP history as we have an IN-STUDIO guest joining us: CHARLIE! Who is Charlie? He's one of Geiger's old pals and he's a lot of fun. See for yourself as he joins us to go over some horrifying drunk shenanigan stori...

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4chan Doll Guy

4chan Doll Guy

So in this week's episode we said we'd share some images from the 4chan doll guy's thread, but in looking that up we found his YouTube channel. So enjoy this short piece of art (???) titled "Beer Drinking Buddies."

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72.2 - 4chan

Some more truly horrible posts from 4chan. The last one on this ep might be the worst post yet! Enjoy!

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RTP Bonus - 39 - Bath Tub Wings

Remember when we asked you guys to ask a bunch of questions a couple days ago? We didn't just do that for the fuck of it, we actually turned that into a damn episode! And you can listen to it right here! Wow!

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Would Pennywise's pubes look like THIS or like THIS?

Would Pennywise's pubes look like THIS or like THIS?

As promised, an artistic interpretation of a Tumblr post Geiger read on the main Stephen King episode this week. Well gang, what's your vote? Sound off in the comments.

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71.2 - Stephen King

More posts about the world's most prolific terrible writer we all love, Mr. Stephen King!

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The Q&A Episode

Have some weird question you've always wanted to ask us bit have been too afraid to ask? Well now's your chance, baby! Submit your questions to us 2020-01-16 16:13:19 +0000 UTC View Post

RTP Bonus - 38 - The Island

You all asked for it: our top 10 films of the decade! Oh you didn't ask for that? Uh oh

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70.2 - Florida

Our Sunshine Boys are back to read some more posts about the objectively best state in the union, Florida

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Go off, king.

Go off, king.

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69.2 - Twitter

The bad boy of Twitter, @mattytalks, is back to talk more about that horrible website that sucks ass and forces us to spend 95% of our waking hours using it. 

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RTP Bonus - 37 - Edgelordiest

It's 2020 and we out here still listening to podcasts with terrible audio quality

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68.2 - The Worst Posts of 2019

Even more awful posts for 2019, many of them submitted by you! Christian discovers what "superfat" means in this one.

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I mean, they're basically free, so

I mean, they're basically free, so

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Report This Short - 01 - Santa Claus

A new concept we're trying out is Report This Short, a minisode of sorts. Every month-ish we'll release an episode for our patrons that's just like a condensed regular episode. The first one deals with the old jolly fat guy himself, Santa Claus!&n...

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Love you, dad.

Love you, dad.

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67.2 - Short Men

A bite-sized version of the main episode here for your listening pleasure. Enjoy it, pipsqueak!

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