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Rejected Episode Art

Rejected Episode Art

Not every idea I have for the episode artwork passes muster, so at times I end up doing a couple iterations on the theme. Think I might start posting my failures here to share with you, our beloved patrons. This one is from Episode 57: Straightedg...

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The Patron Post Roast

Beloved patrons,

We know you're basically infallible gorgeous creatures. However, to quote a phrase that Geiger came up with, "Pobody's Nerfect." 

Got some bad posts from your past? Some embarrassing meltdowns? Sad attempts to go ...

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Hair stylus

Hair stylus

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RTP Bonus - 28 - Half Small Talk

Geiger has a new kid and then we talk about it a little bit but mostly just complain about dumb work shit.

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58.2 - Craft Beer

Crack open a bottle of $59 barrel-aged dogshit you stood 9 hours in line for and  listen to some more craft beer posts!

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RTP Bonus - 27 - I Put Your Cigars in There

And thus ends the Christian backyard bonus trilogy. Featuring the absolute worst story ever told on the podcast!

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57.2 - Straight Edge

More straight edge content from XxgEiGeRxX and x_ChRiStiAn_X

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This really stinks.

This really stinks.

I need to get off the internet.

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RTP Bonus - 26 - Big Dark Blacks

Another bonus episode recorded in Christian's backyard. I don't remember precisely what we talked about. Please summarize in a comment below for your fellow patrons.

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56.2 - Joker

More supremely fucked up content for your ears. Why so serious? 

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He’s finished!

He’s finished!

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Sunday’s main episode will be the most twisted one yet...

Sunday’s main episode will be the most twisted one yet...

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Our favorite local haunt is giving away free food again

Our favorite local haunt is giving away free food again

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RTP Bonus - 25 - Night Mowing

We recorded this week's bonus episode in Christian's backyard at night and one of his neighbor's started doing lawn care.

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55.2 - Anti-Vaccine

Hey mamas here's more anti-vaccine content for you. Stay safe and always read the inserts xoxo

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What.

What.

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RTP Bonus - 24 - Marital Kombat

Nostalgia, stand-up comedy, and technology...pretty much the same old stuff! 

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54.2 - Cats

Bonus kitty cat posts! This stuff is funner than playing with a ball of yarn. Is that still a thing? 

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Q&A

We're recording some good ass bonus content tonight and want to hear from you, our beloved patrons. Got some questions you desperately need answered by your podcasting heroes?  You found a post you're eager to share? Some hot take you think a...

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RTP Bonus - 23 - Bad Sound Vol. 2

The exciting conclusion of "bad audio podcast" is here! We promise it'll sound way better from now on! Tales of Burger King, Popeye's again, groceries, IKEA, funerals, FFVII, more nostalgia shit, and Geiger has never watched a Blu-Ray. 

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53.2 - Football

More football posts for your enjoyment! Unfortunately these are less racist than the ones in the main episode :/

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I love my gamer wife.

I love my gamer wife.

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"Can you whip me up a doodle of 9/11 quick?"

"Can you whip me up a doodle of 9/11 quick?"

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RTP Bonus - 22 - Bad Sound Vol. 1

Sorry for the quality on this one gang, this is the first episode we ever recorded outside the house. We did it outside of a brewery. With music playing. And cars driving by. Yikes! Hey at least we had fun! Oh also next week's episode will probabl...

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RTP Bonus - 21 - Chicken & Dumplings

Auto-brewery syndrome, Popeye's, Gangster Popeye (unrelated), Hurricanes, Geiger deactivated his Twitter account (he's already back btw), air fryers, office food, and more! What does "boofing yeast" mean?

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RTP Bonus - 20 - Pseudo Regifting

BBQ, more 90s ass nostalgia, more Disney shit, the XFL, stay at home mommas, be sure to back up your files, plus gross ass 20 year olds!

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Next week’s episode....

WORLD WAR II

That’s right, the “Big War,” they call it. People online have bad takes and opinions about it. Share with us!

Sorry to break our streak of really gross topics.

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51.2 - Circumcision

More delicious hot uncut posts for your earholes. This episode's topic was chosen by patron husker du! Thanks pal. Upgrade your patronage today and you can choose an episode topic as well. 

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RTP Bonus - 19 - Conflated Two Guys

Jeffrey Epstein, why Google search sucks now, Rocko's Modern Life, glue & beer, and reality TV! That and more! Wheeeeee!

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Next week's episode...

CIRCUMCISION 

This one should be a little less gross than the last couple of weeks, but who knows!

The topic for this one was actually chosen by one of our wonderful patrons who subscribed at the $10 level. Someth...

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