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For Episode 44, we're going to be reading some of the 25 million posts made about our 44th president, Barack HUSSEIN Obama. We're confident you will find some good ones to share with us so we can share with the good people who listen to our good s...

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43.2 - Harry Potter

A new feature for our lovely patrons: we'll be recording short bonus episodes featuring posts we didn't get to in the main (free) episode! Not every week, but if we have a ton of content to get to, you'll get the extra goodies. And you'll still be...

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Heads up lesbians

Heads up lesbians

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Demographics poll

We're looking to tailor advertising to you, our loyal listeners. Please assist us by answering this in-depth demographics poll!

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A pendant made of what now?

A pendant made of what now?


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RTP Bonus - 10 - Nations of the World

Connor Golden (@CNNRGLDN from Twitter) joins us in a podcast about doom metal, Midwestern cuisine, concentration camps, save files, the excitement of a fence, plus Connor's roommate pops in to talk about black weddings for some reason!

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Next week's episode:

 It's everyone's favorite extremely good ass book series about an adorable boy wizard, Harry Potter! Seen any "good" posts about Dobby or Hagrid or whoever the hell else is part of this series? Tie them to an owl(?) and send them our way.

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The Thin Blue Line (on the test strip)

The Thin Blue Line (on the test strip)

Another doomed child.

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Release days for the episodes

Currently we release the main show on Monday mornings and the bonus episodes on Thursday mornings. Been thinking about switching to Sunday mornings and Wednesday mornings respectively. But we want your take on it. 

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Juggalo Juggernaut

Juggalo Juggernaut

Thanks to Patron Josh for the fanart.

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Best Fast Food French Fry

Okay so we said we were going to do this and well here it is. Who has the best fries, gang?

Don't see your fav on the list? Too bad, not my problem.

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RTP Bonus - 09 - Juggernaut Conversation

Fast food rankings, open mic comedy woes, inventions, Joe Biden, and more!

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What

What

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Next week's episode:

It's time for people to stop being nice, and start getting real. It's Reality TV, baby! What's your favorite fucked up things that happened on a reality show starring 8 buff dudes who all have names like "Chaise"? Send them our way, we'd love to h...

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RTP Bonus - 08 - Couldn't Be Less Unwhite

Tales of Nintendo intellectual properties, how marketing is a scam, teaching a human being to shit in a toilet, online monetizers, and servers: are they actually people?

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Next week's episode

Father's Day, that one special day a year where dad finally gets his due. Got any stories about your Dear Old Dad being an absolute nutcase? Someone else's dad? Hell, YOU if you're a dad? Send 'em on in.

Will we see the return of listeners' ...

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It's called kiddie porn because it's made for kids.

It's called kiddie porn because it's made for kids.


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Ah.

Ah.


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RTP Bonus - 07 - $18 Contigo Affair

We talk about 10pm coffee, Geiger's demonic lunchtime ritual, open mic comedy, landlords, and we play the worst game ever!

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Next week’s episode

SEXPERTS!

Sex experts. It’s clever! Send us your best posts from deranged internet sex freaks. I’m sure you can find a couple.

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Terrific.

Terrific.

Thanks (?) to Patron Alyssa for the find.

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RTP Bonus - 06 - Giant Dick with Big Square Nuts

Officer beer/coffee, Virginia, baby shitting practices, and more!  

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Maybe one regret.

Maybe one regret.


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Next week’s episode...

Next week’s episode...

...YOUNG ADULT FICTION

Yep we will be exploring some of the saddest possible fucking posts in next week’s episode because everyone online thinks they are the next JK Rowling except they are somehow even more untalented and...

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RTP Bonus - 05 - Mom's Work Laptop

Tales about computer naming conventions, not having kids, and the glory days of shareware!

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Whoop whoop!

Whoop whoop!

Was going to put this in the thread for the Juggalo episode on Twitter but it's way too disgusting for the public. So you guys get it instead! Great.

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RTP Bonus - 04 - Let People Enjoy Things

Tales about treasured theater experiences, Disney mergers, beer mergers, and budgeting advice!

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That's my President. ❤️

That's my President. ❤️

Thanks to Patron Alyssa for this one.

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Offended, snowflake?

Offended, snowflake?

A fun little exercise would be to try to guess what Nick DiPaolo typed into Google to find that image.

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RTP Bonus - 03 - Doggo Union

Tales about work, the minutia of beer labeling, and Marvel bullshit!

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