Little Girl: "I don't care! I want to go out!"
Batman: "No! Your parents said your bedtime was 9pm. You're going to bed!"
Little Girl: "You're supposed to be Batman! What, you're scared of the dark or something?"
Batman: "I only ...
2024-04-03 15:40:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "What...ugh...did you do?"
Vampiress: "I think you know Batman. You were bitten, and that makes you mine. Ahhh, yes, you feel your teeth coming in now. The hunger follows. But fret not...tonight we will feast!"
2024-04-03 15:20:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "I've been stuck in your house for weeks. I get it. I underestimated you...and I lost. I'll be yours...forever. Even without the pheromones. Just, please, don't tell anyone what's become of me. They can't see the Batman fall like this..."<...
2024-04-01 18:12:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "He's gone to the washroom. If he's like me he'll be at least an hour. In this body, that doesn't leave much time. I might be able to make it up the stairs."
(Batman struggles for that time to get up the stairs. He manages, only to f...
2024-04-01 18:01:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Pigman, change me back immediately! I know you have the cure!...I...no...that scent...pheromones...I...don't..."
Pigman: "Of the strongest kind. And with your willpower completely eroded, you're gonna get me outta here where we can ...
2024-04-01 17:50:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Alfred's right. He has something more up his sleeve. But I need to get to him. Before I become him."
Radio in the distance: "And how bout this folks. The Batman's been sighted again. Never one to be caught on camera, looks like the ...
2024-04-01 17:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Alfred: "Do you think it wise, sir, to speak to the Pigman? He knows you'll have found no cure. And he'll expect that you'll turn to find answers from him."
Batman: "It's the only way. I'm only getting bigger and hungrier. I can't fight crim...
2024-04-01 17:21:51 +0000 UTC View Post
(Batman paid no mind to the threat from the comical villain. Until, without warning, his body began to transform).
Batman: "Need to get to the Batcave and find a cure. Can't fit in the Batmobile. Need to go on foot...but so sluggish."
2024-04-01 17:06:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Pigman: "It's just like you to take the side of the - UGH!"
Batman: "I...said...ENOUGH!"
(Batman begins walking away while the Pigman is able to muster one last threat).
Pigman: "You'll put me in Arkham....but...but...you'll soon...
2024-04-01 17:01:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "I do have that limited edition Potter book! I just got it! Here, let me show you..."
"PHEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
(Batman inadvertently blows a wet rank and file fart right in her date's face).
Batman: "I'm so...sorry..."
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Kevin: "Is everything okay in there Samantha?"
Batman (flush with embarrassment and worry): "Hey hun! Don't worry about me! Everything is good! Be out in a few. Just got to fix myself up!"
Kevin: (to himself: "She's flushed four times ...
2024-03-27 03:16:44 +0000 UTC View Post
(Batman has resorted to online dating to attempt to curb his fate and end the curse laid upon him. Not the most popular profile given his extra weight, Batman was still able to find a man who appreciated the large woman's love for cosplay, Harry P...
2024-03-27 03:00:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "The changes are becoming more and more rapid. I'm gaining at an insurmountable weight. He is intending to make it impossible to find a date. I'll have to search the desperate crowd. It's my only way out of this."
2024-03-27 02:50:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Kid: "Are you still there, Batman?"
Batman: "....yes...."
Kid: "Good. Now that you are deep in trance, you will follow my instructions. Go home. Go to sleep. The changes will continue. You are never to oppose me. To the entire world, y...
2024-03-26 17:49:20 +0000 UTC View Post
(Batman came storming into the unassuming house and entered the basement, flush with surprise at what he saw. The most sophisticated computer in the world, the Batcomputer, hacked. All signs pointed to this ordinary house on an ordinary street in ...
2024-03-26 17:30:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Henchman: "What's with the fancy dress tonight Bats?"
Batman: "It's what my husband would want. Tonight was a big night. He won the territory war. Two Face had to retreat. We own all of Gotham's downtown."
Henchman: "So the Bat gets se...
2024-03-26 02:42:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Oswalt. I'm..."
Oswalt: "Fat! You got an ass that rivals mine! No more jumpin' from rooftops for you, eh Bats."
2024-03-26 02:31:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Madman: "Well, now, Batman...you do not look nearly as confident as when you arrived at my lair to stop me. My surgeries have made you just like the many women I've captured and you came to save. Sadly, and the reality has surely set in for you, t...
2024-03-22 18:57:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "I feel different. My weight, displaced. Center of gravity is changed. Whatever you have planned, I'll stop it you sick monster"
(Batman attempts to walk but stumbles and falls into Penguin's arms)
Penguin: "Harsh words for me ...
2024-03-21 17:36:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Penguin: "Quick men! Get him bound!"
Henchman: "Boss, he feels...lighter."
Penguin: "Haha! It's working! He's lost at least an inch of height. And the Bat is gaining quite the derriere. And isn't is great that his little Robin is here ...
2024-03-21 17:16:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "A gun, Selina? It's not you. And it won't stop me."
Catwoman: "Oh, I know. It's not a gun. This here, the artifact of the Tygris, will stop you in your tracks. Sorry to do this to you Bats, but I'm in debt to Cobblepot and he's call...
2024-03-21 16:55:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Robin: "What's happening to us...haha...Batman?"
Batman: "Madame Femme, she...hehe...drugged us during the transformation. We're...hehe...at the mercy of the drugs."
Robin: "So we're..."
Batman: "She's made us whores...hehe...and...
2024-03-21 15:02:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Lau: "Batman, what are you doing here?"
Batman: "Please, call me Sun Mae. And, soon, I will be Sun Mae Lau. Mr. Yin has gifted me to you for your success in the Gotham deal."
Lau: "The very deal you attempted to stop."
Batman: "Y...
2024-03-21 13:50:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Mr. Yin: "So this is indeed the one known as the Dark Knight?"
Lau: "It is the Batman in the flesh, however new."
Mr. Yin: "So, Batman, you had conquered all your enemies and chose to oppose the Yin dynasty. Now, you are a member of it...
2024-03-21 13:36:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Henchman: "Is he dead?"
Lau: "Hardly. The body is being synthesized. He cannot move. He cannot talk. Soon his mind will be attacked in the same way and will take on new characteristics of docility and subservience."
Batman (in his head...
2024-03-21 03:57:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Lau: "Batman, even with your body in shock and your weakened state, you continue to fight. But even you are no match and are completely harmless."
Batman: "mpmhhhhmpphhhhh..."
Lau: "You are nothing but another servant in my growing emp...
2024-03-21 03:36:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Lau: "Welcome to Hong Kong, Batman. I am honored that you have come all this way for me. However, I'm sorry to tell you that you will not be extraditing me back to the USA. No, instead, you will be staying in Hong Kong longer than you imagined." 2024-03-21 03:21:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman (in black): "Robin, there you are! We need to get out of here fast. The longer we stay like this the more we lose our old selfs and stay like this forever."
Robin: "Batman! What happened to us! Who are we?"
Batman: "The Penguin....
2024-02-19 04:27:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Catwoman: "Batman? A smile. You look, dare I say it, happy?"
Batman: "I am Ms. Kyle! I've completed the mission you assigned me!"
Catwoman: "You've found a man? Batman! Do tell!"
Batman: "I have! He smart and eccentric. I can't s...
2024-02-16 19:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "I've cleaned the kitchen and bathroom, baked the pie you requested, watched the afternoon soaps and did my makeup lessons. Is there anything else you require Ms. Kyle?"
Catwoman: "Yes, my adorable little kitten Batman. A proper woma...
2024-02-16 18:38:09 +0000 UTC View Post