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Chapter 52: Can’t Win, So Write a Complaint?

"No one is willing to step up and help Mr. Flint?"

"Hah, pure-blood families!" Kael sneered.

The black snakes he conjured once again hoisted everyone up to the ceiling. This time, it was the entire Slytherin house.

"As usual, my ...

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Chapter 51: Madman, He's Definitely a Madman!

"Don’t misunderstand, I just can’t stand their behavior!" Cassandra added.

"Got it, got it!" Kael casually put his arm around Cassandra's shoulder, unfazed.

Alright, fair enough! Kael was pleased—he approved of this free helper!<...

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Chapter 50: Child of Fire, Wandless Casting Fiendfyre Curse

"Very well, Kael, you’ve brought this on yourself!" Malfoy was both humiliated and angry, feeling utterly heartbroken.

He had always admired Cassandra—beautiful, powerful, and from a strong family. But now, his goddess was standing firm...

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Chapter 49: Resolving conflicts with kindness.

"Alright, I was just joking to lighten the mood! Don't take it seriously, of course, I'd be happy to help you."

After completing his little experiment, Kael quickly adjusted his attitude.

"Boring!"

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Chapter 48: Kyle: Why Bother Reasoning with a Woman?

By the time they returned to the castle, it was already evening.

Kael was carrying his suitcase, following behind Dumbledore.

As soon as they entered, they heard Professor McGonagall’s furious roar from a nearby corridor.

"Geor...

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Chapter 47: Cassandra: Another Free Worker Added!

As soon as the words were spoken, Kael pulled a suitcase out of his bag and placed it on the ground.

“Bang!”

Dumbledore’s eyelid twitched, suddenly feeling uneasy.

"Professor, let me proudly introduce to you—"

"The ...

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Chapter 46: Three Dragons? Dumbledore Feels His Life Just Turned Gloomy!

"We're moving? That's fantastic!"

"Honestly, I've had enough of being neighbors with those three big dumb brutes. They can't even talk!". Anthony, the chatterbox Manticore, commented.

He then turned to Dumbledore.

"Headm...

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Chapter 45: Don't You Have Any Pets Below XXXX Level?

Using a Portkey is an extremely unpleasant experience.

It feels like being forcibly stuffed into a washing machine, spun around, and then suddenly squeezed out.

Before long, the group appeared in front of a small wooden cabin.

Th...

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Cassandra Vole

Cassandra Vole

Tsun Tsun Tsundere

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Main Character - Kael Mephisto

Main Character - Kael Mephisto

A Living Troll

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Chapter 44: The Mephisto Agency

Dumbledore really wanted to grab this troublesome kid by the neck and ask, Do I look like an idiot?

But then, after a moment of thought, he decided to let it go.

After all, it was just dealing with some illegal items.

Co...

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Chapter 43: Has the Blood Demon of Knockturn Alley Turned Over a New Leaf?

"Knockturn Alley sometimes sells items that are rarely found elsewhere!"

"The rule here is: don't ask about the origin. Whatever trouble the item might bring, it’s none of the seller’s business."

"So, you need to be cautious before...

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Chapter 42: Kael's Oscar-Worthy Performance!

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Chapter 41: Welcome to Knockturn Alley!

“Professor, may I ask a small favor?”

After leaving the wand shop, Dumbledore originally intended to take the two students straight back to Hogwarts. Cassandra had already purchased all her school supplies in America, which she carried i...

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Chapter 40: Only 20 Galleons!

As the dust cleared for the second time, Ollivander was on the verge of tears.

Could there really be a young wizard like this?

One explosion wasn’t enough—he had to blow up the shop twice!

Even during the darkest days of the ...

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Chapter 39: The Elder Wand, Sir, May I Try It?

[Ding! Shock detected!]

[Ding! Drawing a treasure box for the host!]

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining a diamond treasure box!]

The massive explosion caused all of...

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Chapter 38: Ollivander's Wand Shop Ascends in a Spiral!

Inside the wand shop

Ollivander was carefully crafting a fine wand, using a carefully selected unicorn hair for its core.

Suddenly, he heard a loud bang as the door was kicked open.

His hand shook... and the priceless unicorn hai...

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Chapter 37: Cassandra Makes an Appearance!

Just as the squad stationed in Diagon Alley was sent off, the wall connecting to the Leaky Cauldron suddenly parted.

A middle-aged man entered with a young girl around Kael’s age.

The girl had golden hair flowing over her shoulders a...

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Chapter 36: The Headmaster Leads the Way in Skipping School!

"Alright, so which of these wands do you use most often?"

Dumbledore noticed that all these wands showed signs of being used. Some were more visibly worn than others.

"They're all my regular wands. I just use whichever one I grab first...

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Chapter 35: Skipping Class Straight to the Headmaster's Office?

The next morning, in the Headmaster's Office:

With A cup of tea, a sandwich, and a few pieces of candied fruit.

Dumbledore was leisurely enjoying his breakfast, occasionally breaking off a small piece to feed Fawkes. A bit of sweetness...

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Chapter 34: Magical Beasts Breeding Base!

<Late Night> <Slytherin Prefect Dormitory>

“What a fulfilling day!” Kael stretched lazily.

He truly lived up to his reputation as one of Hogwarts’ top young wizards!

Let’s take a look at all t...

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Chapter 33: A Meeting About the Acromantula Clan in the Forbidden Forest!

"Alright, I need the Acromantula clan to provide me with a hundred pints (T/N: 56.8261 liter) of venom every month!"

"And also compensate me with five thousand spider eggs!"

Kael's eyes sparkled!

Acromantula venom was worth a hun...

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Chapter 32: Aragog: But I’m the Victim Here!

“Headmaster, the fire is spreading!”

“We must do something!” Professor McGonagall said with a serious expression.

This was Fiendfyre!

If it continued to spread, even the castle could be affected!

“Alright,” Dumb...

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Chapter 31: Dumbledore's Head is About to Explode!

Over the past few decades, the Acromantula population had grown to over three thousand.

They had gradually become the rulers of the Forbidden Forest, with no creatures daring to provoke them.

But today, they had the misfortune of encou...

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Chapter 30: The True Ambush! Kill All Witnesses!

After hunting a few beasts with the Knarl to barely fill his stomach, Kael finally began his true purpose for the night.

His "Heart of Dark Magic" talent had only recently been acquired. It greatly enhances various dark magic spells, but Kae...

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Chapter 29: The Twins Surrender—Now That's a Real Prank.

<Evening>

<The Great Hall>

Hogwarts' food was always plentiful, ensuring that the young witches and wizards got the nutrition they needed after a long day of study.

At the Slytherin t...

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Chapter 28: Extra Lessons? Two Hours of Dumbledore's Nightmare!

Dumbledore picked up a Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Bean and put it in his mouth.

He wanted to use this opportunity to impart some wisdom to Kael.

The next second, his face contorted.

"Oh, Merlin, it’s a dung-flavored one!"

<...

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Chapter 27: Snape, Truly the Unluckiest of All!

"Severus, Minerva and Flitwick just came to complain to me," Dumbledore began.

"They said that young Kael..."

"Dumbledore, you said it yourself!" Snape interrupted before Dumbledore could finish.

"As teachers, we shouldn't simpl...

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Chapter 26: Speak Honestly...

"Hey! Kael, wait for me!"

In the hallway outside the Potions classroom.

Kael was just about to report to Dumbledore when Hermione stopped him.

"Kael, can we talk?" The little girl had a complex expression on her face.

"Of c...

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Chapter 25: Professor, I Only Borrowed a Tiny Bit of Your Potions!

"These potion ingredients of yours..."

Snape recalled his original purpose, his expression darkening.

"That’s not important, Professor. Look at our discovery! This is undoubtedly one of the greatest inventions in the history of potio...

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