John was beholden to a situation in which everyone else in the room agreed that he had no business to voice his opinion over. Weirdly enough, the subject was absolutely about him. “We are now entering the Harem Agreement renegotiations,” Lydia an...
2018-08-27 23:27:44 +0000 UTC
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Hello!
So, we reached the first milestone. Crazy. And now that we do I realize some things that I should talk about.
For a start, I am not quitting my side job, as the goal originally says. This is for the simple ...
2018-08-27 15:02:52 +0000 UTC
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*Clap clap*
Meme Revi- Whoops, sorry, I mean Season 2 Q&A the fourth wall has been temporarily dematerialized and…
Funatic: The format has been temporarily changed to allow quicker answers on the cost of detailed gest...
2018-08-21 13:03:02 +0000 UTC
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Yeah, so, here we go again, choices below. Decided to split the elementals up this time around, the group choice didn't work out that well, I think. Also the list only includes those names I have ideas for.
Also am going to include a non-waifu this...
2018-08-19 14:33:22 +0000 UTC
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So, I think its no secret by the name of the next arc (Years of Freedom) that it will play over a rather high length of time. So here is a poll about something highly inconsequential but I thought it would fun to see where you people lean. This is pr...
2018-08-15 16:31:37 +0000 UTC
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As I release this I realize I forgot to send it into typo hunting...oh well.
A bit of an awkward arc, pacing wise, I got to admit. I think Romulus speech at the end of the Arc 2 hyped people up a bit more than anticipated, at least judging by the c...
2018-08-14 00:01:55 +0000 UTC
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It was a nice two weeks, even if nothing truly remarkable happened. As Rodaclam had threatened, he involved John a bit in the paperwork mines of the empire. He didn’t get to see any of the true state secrets, of which John was sure there were plent...
2018-08-13 23:36:50 +0000 UTC
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They had come full circle. It had taken seven days (minus a few hours) to get back to this bench. It was him, Lydia and Romulus who sat on it. Everyone else was around as well. Stirwin had jumped into the pond and playfully chased some ducks that the...
2018-08-13 00:38:11 +0000 UTC
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“What the hell Gaia, where is the four-kind combinat...
2018-08-10 22:14:21 +0000 UTC
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“What is wrong with my life and whoever made beer taste this good?” Rave asked while moving as little as possible. She was currently sitting in front of the toilet and having her back patted by her boyfriend.
“You are going to be fine,” Joh...
2018-08-09 22:00:36 +0000 UTC
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So, yeah, I decided to go with Nia in the three way tie and look at her. No wonder the average person is unnerved around her, imagine you get stared at like that without context.
I very much look forward to the final product.
2018-08-09 10:26:56 +0000 UTC
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“So, can I get a menu or something?” John asked the goddess of alcohol; “To see the prices and everything.”
“Ya stingy dweeb,” sitting on the bench with him, Rave announced her intent to get him really drunk tonight, “don’t worry ab...
2018-08-08 22:08:34 +0000 UTC
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"Richard!” John shouted out to the triumvirate that was walking down one of the many hallways. All three turned around, but with a quick gesture and few calm words, the Horned Rat ensured them that this was okay, and they went on ahead without him....
2018-08-06 22:28:59 +0000 UTC
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Well, the war was over, so this was as good a time as any other. ...
2018-08-06 07:39:50 +0000 UTC
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“Announcing Lydia August the Fourth of House Hohenzollern, Marquise of…” the herald started rattling down titles as they made their way in. It was one night later; John had had a chance to reapply his oils; everyone had gotten a good night’s ...
2018-08-03 22:35:08 +0000 UTC
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“Okay, everyone, I know this isn’t the strictly quickest way to go about things,” John told everyone once they were ready to make their way back to Rome, “but I am going to take the plane.”
“You are going to lose time,” Lydia repriman...
2018-08-02 22:05:58 +0000 UTC
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“Members of the Blood of the Proletariat, peasants, serfs, soldiers and scholars,” Romulus’ voice boomed over the river Moskva and over to the city of a very similar name. “This is the empire’s ultimatum. Everyone who surrenders within the ...
2018-08-01 23:13:02 +0000 UTC
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It was noon of the fifth day of the war, and something inside John told him that it was going to be the last. Maybe it was the fact that they were more or less just walking after Romulus as he smashed through every line of defence without a care in t...
2018-08-01 22:51:04 +0000 UTC
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“Do you have orgies on the regular?” Metra wanted to know as everybody got out of their clothes as quickly as they could. They were a pretty large collection, Rave, Aclysia, Momo, Metra, Eliza, Lydia and, of course, John. The elementals were larg...
2018-07-31 00:59:50 +0000 UTC
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“Okay, we are going to have an orgy in a minute,” John promised, “but I need to get these other things out of the way first, okay?”
Everyone agreed, so he got to work. First question: What to do with that SEP? He had gotten a pop-up allowin...
2018-07-29 22:25:15 +0000 UTC
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The difference between the battlefield and the busy city of Warsaw was staggering. Of course, all the elementals had gone incorporeal, and Aclysia had shifted into an outfit more fitting. They had to buy new clothes for Rave, Lydia and Metra, who wai...
2018-07-27 23:01:50 +0000 UTC
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“What the hell is even happening?” John wondered. Maximillian had flown them high enough to break out of the fog of war that encompassed everything on a ground level. Up here, the air was chilly, but it was also easy to breathe in a way that made...
2018-07-27 08:20:22 +0000 UTC
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…one of the golems was swung around like a baseball bat.
If John’s mouth hadn’t already been hanging open from the invaders appearing, seeing one of the golems getting whirled around and slammed into the other one would have caused his jaw to...
2018-07-26 11:05:21 +0000 UTC
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The barrier shook and trembled as it was pried open. Through some sort of Fateweaver fuckery, John didn’t even care how, the two High Fateweavers on the outside must have realized that their swarming strategy was unsuccessful and instead of sending...
2018-07-24 08:37:00 +0000 UTC
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To call their situation dire would have been an unders...
2018-07-23 02:01:51 +0000 UTC
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“Are you sure you want to do this, Lydia?” John asked as the Princess appeared from the other side of the hall. Previously boring concrete, lit by the bright artificial light of magical electronics, it was now slowly unwinding from all the dimens...
2018-07-21 09:27:10 +0000 UTC
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“What are you doing?” Lydia had to know as she stood at the edge of the grave. She didn’t know what the worst about the scene was. Maybe it was the entirety of it? No, the devil definitely lay in the details here. Was it her father quickly hidi...
2018-07-20 16:21:31 +0000 UTC
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“AND DON’T EVER SHOW YOUR FACE AROUND HERE AGAIN!” Lydia ran away as the angry store owner shouted after her. She was clutching her bag, which she had hastily grabbed on her way out, as she ran around the corner. Stumbling because she tried to ...
2018-07-20 08:12:15 +0000 UTC
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“What do you mean you don’t want to have your hair cut?” Mathilda asked her daughter. The mid-thirty women with short, brown hair was wearing clothes of incredibly good quality. Same could have been said for the furniture of their medium-sized ...
2018-07-19 09:45:39 +0000 UTC
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‘Yes!’ John answered without hesitation. He had already figured that it was time for her to wake up earlier in the iron giant. The mana that Ria had been wondering where it went, the sense of foreboding he had felt, both were signs of a conscious...
2018-07-17 06:36:11 +0000 UTC
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