CrazyColumbina

Camp Piss Prank, Part 2

            The mess hall tables were pushed into two long rows, one for the boys and another for the girls. At the head of the table were the two giant jugs of Gatorade. Most of the stud...

Community Request Poll (January 2025)

Below are the options for the next community requested story. The one that gets the most votes will be turned into a full Patreon story for $1 and $2 patrons with a preview posted on DeviantArt.

Update and Community Requested Story 10 (January 2025)

Part 2 of Camp Piss Prank and the Hololive story mentioned in the last poll will be going up this week. We'll also be deciding the tenth community requested story soon!

$2 patrons can comment on this post to pitch their ideas, or they can me...

Camp Piss Prank, Part 1

               Camp Crystal Clear Lake was not the ideal place for the University’s summer remedial class program. The aging buildings sat by the side of an old coun...

The Magnificent Portal Pussy™

Warning: Features slapstick ballbusting, castration, and generally weird vibes

            The camera slowly zoomed toward a man and a woman having sex on a broad white bed. The bed...

Update and Poll 12/24/24

I'm wrapping up the stories for this week! A new story should be up Wednesday and a two-part story should be up on Friday.

This means it's time to start voting for what my story will be for next week

[Request] The Superheroine Poop-pocalypse

            It was a crime wave. Hundreds of members of the deadly Scarab Gang attacked New York City, robbing, looting, stealing everywhere they could. With their expressionless, insecto...

A.K.I.’s Original Teaser Trailer

 A porn parody of this Street Fighter 6 reveal trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY-k6jYzXtg

       &nbs...

Community Request Poll (November 2024)

Below are the options for the next community requested story. The one that gets the most votes will be turned into a full Patreon story for $1 and $2 patrons with a preview posted on DeviantArt.

[Closed] Community Requested Story 9 (November 2024)

We'll be deciding the ninth community requested story soon! 

$2 patrons can comment on this post to pitch their ideas, or they can message me through Patreon to pitch their ideas anonymously. I will comment anonymous pitches under this ...

The Wedgie Fail

            She saw his ass from across the hall. His slacks were riding up into his tight little cheeks. He was wearing a dress shirt, a tie, and shiny loafers on the first day of colleg...

[Request] Stupendous Girl's Scat Desperation

            PHHbbrrtt-BBrrtt

            Stupendous Girl’s ass rumbled with her hot, expanding farts. Her pleated skirt...

Update: I'm not dead

I've been going through some mental health and regular health problems, but I'm slowly been feeling better and trying to focus enough to finish up the last request. I should have a post about the next request soon.

The Toilet is NOT Her Office

In the office toilets, an annoyed coworker tries to interrupt the phone conversation in the next stall with her farts, but things do not go like she planned...

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Community Request Poll (July 2024)

Below are the options for the next community requested story. The one that gets the most votes will be turned into a full Patreon story for $1 and $2 patrons with a preview posted on DeviantArt.

The Great Adventures of KokzirBraalh, A New Translation

Introduction and Translation Notes by Sir Dr. Leon Finnigan, PhD.

Introduction

 A great many things have been said about the Epic of Gilgamesh and its impact on historical literature, but often forgotten is The Great Advent...

[Closed] Community Requested Story 8 (July 2024)

We'll be deciding the eighth community requested story soon! 

$2 patrons can comment on this post to pitch their ideas, or they can message me through Patreon to pitch their ideas anonymously. I will comment anonymous pitches under this...

[Request] A Poopy Prison Escape

            In the prison kitchen, ex-burglar and tax fraud enthusiast Marissa Romero looked over her shoulder as she reached for the top cabinet over the stove. The sloppy, gurgling gray...

Korone's Mid-Flip Wardrobe Malfunction

An ENF version of this clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcqR-bei7QY

At hololive 5th fes, Hololive’s largest ever even and live performance, Inugami Ko...

Streak of Shame

 A genderswapped version of this CFNM scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nh4h4pVG6w 

        &n...

Pissing and Shitting on Peeping Toms

            2020, the height of COVID.

            Josie nodded along to the ZOOM meeting, smiling, hoping t...

Community Request Poll (May 2024)

Below are the options for the next community requested story. The one that gets the most votes will be turned into a full Patreon story for $1 and $2 patrons with a preview posted on DeviantArt.

Daisy Duck's BaBEEsitting Misadventure (Piss and Shit Version)

            “Now you boys be good for your Auntie Daisy, all right?”

            “Yes Uncle Donald…” Huey, Dewe...

Daisy Duck's BaBEEsitting Misadventure

            “Now you boys be good for your Auntie Daisy, all right?”

            “Yes Uncle Donald…” Huey, Dewe...

Community Requested Story 7 (May 2024)

We'll be deciding the seventh community requested story soon! 

$2 patrons can comment on this post to pitch their ideas, or they can message me through Patreon to pitch their ideas anonymously. I will comment anonymous pitches under thi...

Bathtime Diarrhea Disaster

            “OUUHHhgghhh… FUUUuuhhhhhkkk….” Stephanie exhaled, grunting.

            With a sclorthing plop, the ...

[Request] The Wedgie Curse

                Suzanna's fingers wiggled over the golden idol. About the size of a bowling pin, it was a long phallic shape ending in the face of the long forgotten M...

Poopkin Prank Alternate Ending Update

The alternate ending of The Poopkin Prank has been moved to deviantart to comply with Patreon's new policies regarding noncon erotica. 2024-05-17 16:26:15 +0000 UTC View Post

Stealing His Balls

Warning: Features magical (non-gory) castration, cfnm, and ballbusting

I almost crashed into him while he was getting out of the women’s restroom. He filled the doorframe with his body, one hand pulling up his pants while the other...

Community Request Poll (March 2024)

Below are the options for the next community requested story. The one that gets the most votes will be turned into a full Patreon story for $1 and $2 patrons with a preview posted on DeviantArt.