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Chapter 35 – Trials of the Thunderous Cats


“Time’s wasting let's do this outside. I don't want to ruin any more of my new floor tiles,” I said, glancing side-eyed at a blissfully ignorant Dalton before standing and creating another portal so it exited outside of the castle...

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Dialysis Book: Chapter 32: The bridge


“No support,” mouthed Lady Sylanada as she looked onto the mass of goblins covering the entire bridge.  “Elves can handle a few goblins?”  She shook her head, there were warrens of goblins coming towards her measly d...

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Chapter 33 - Throne Room (and 34 and DO chapter)

Chapter 33 - Throne Room

The Falconians in the audience chamber looked at each other uncomfortably.  With no place to sit, they were all forced to stand like underlings until I dismissed them.  I was flexing my powers as Mayor and ...

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Dialysis Book: Chapter 31: Cider House Blues

Intermission:  The Auction

Dedaren, the Splendiferous, strode up the tall stairs to the auction house brushing past those li-tel around him.  While most of their desire to get out of his way came from his BDE, at least some was f...

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Chapter 32 – The Fall of Fillidelphia


“The Mayor of Windfall,” chuckled the Dark Overlord. “He isn’t here, but who might you be?”

“HarCharles,” gasped the youth, who was currently suspended over the railing of the topmost floor of the Castle of Lions. Cu...

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Dialysis Book: Chapter 30: An unexpected detour


“Quatax and Forenth don’t count, they were both unconscious when Shade pulled them away,” I said unhappily as we reached the buggy.

“But I only moved back a little,” moaned Zorg, horribly over encumbered Zorg.

Hu...

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Dialysis Book: Chapter 29: Love me some Honey


Light, pain light, streamed in from a crack in the window shade.  I inhaled sharply, and regretted it.  My ribs were bruised, so was everything else.  I slowly got to my feet, spotting the girls sleeping together in a p...

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Chapter 31 – The Mayor of Windfall


I walked back over to the town square without a care in the world, and I didn’t pay one bit of attention to my hangers on.  All two hundred of them.  Arranged behind me like some sort of off kilter cosplayers, was the majori...

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Dialysis Book: Chapter 28: Talimor’s Fine Eatery


We got to Talimor’s just before the contests started.  Talimor’s grand reopening was due to the previous restaurant being destroyed recently for an unknown reason.  Apparently it had spontaneously exploded.  No one ...

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Dialysis Book: Chapter 27: A double date


“I don’t know, I think this is about as good as it gets with him,” said Vicky.  She was talking fast, fast enough that my speech skill shard was having issues.  If I hadn’t been picking up the elven language in bits ...

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Chapter 30 – The Return of the Mayor

Within 10 seconds of my return Mar and Blots had raced through the open door to my office to stare at me.  I waved.

“I never thought I’d say this, but I missed you,” said Mar.

Sadly, I kind of missed him too.  Our relat...

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Sarah is finally out of the hospital (again)

So we are back home and Sarah is asleep.  Hopefully she continues to improve so everything can go back to normal, or as normal adjacent as we manage any more.  

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Chapter 29 – The Lab


I wasn’t sure what bothered me more. The fact that there was a portal to super hell just a few miles from Windfall that could have disgorged unholy abominations that could destroy the world at any time, or the fact that it never had.<...

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Dialysis book: Chapter 26: Crystal Bonanza.


Now that I had a better understanding of how the elven city worked, finding things got a lot easier.  They didn’t use streets, those were dangerous, they had garden plazas that were used for navigation.  Finding those plaz...

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Dialysis Book: Chapter 25: My Kingdom for a Spear


I woke up early, for an adventurer.  That was to say, I woke up at the crack of nine and hopped out of my less impressive bed.  The forest air flowed into the room from the broad, open door leading to the balcony.

Comm...

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Chapter 28 - Too late


The last mile was spent running through a destroyed wasteland.  All of the trees were down, and the skies were… well, a shadow filled nightmare.

Badgelor was surrounded by two dead behir, ghastly wounds covering both.  ...

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Dialysis Book: Intermission: A King’s Lament


King Rogen walked through the illustrious halls of the great citadel taking a long moment to examine the spire of magic that hovered majestically over his city.  For any other kingdom, the spire of magic would have been the cente...

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Dialysis Book: Chapter 24: Aftermath


Shade popped up after a few minutes.  His essence had been massively disrupted by the bugbear, but when it recovered he was his usual chipper self.

“I still think you should carry me,” said Shade as he sniffed the dead ...

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Chapter 27 – The Last Stand


“The general will return,” said Honroar as the remaining war badgers all relaxed as much as they dared.

There were only nine left.  If Badgelor had been alone he would have collapsed, it was only the fact that they looked...

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Dialysis Book: Chapter 23: The battle in the clearing


“Alright coach, you got any other good ideas,” I said and Spivy glanced at me.

“Coach,” she asked.

“Well, you are the one who is telling me how to do this without actually doing it yourself,” I said.

Spiv...

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Dialysis Book: Intermission Lord Gol’Nik


“Are you sure this is going to work?”

“We already removed his core, so if we don’t try this little freak is dead anyway.”

All that ever happened to him was pain.  As a goblin that was to be expected, but he ...

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Chapter 26 – Into the mine


I hit the ground running and kept right on moving.  Something big was chasing after the war badgers, and I was pretty sure I knew what it was.

“I’m not seeing a behir,” said Shart as he worked the console.  “If o...

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Chapter delayed tonight

Happy new years. I hope everyone is enjoying their celebrations. I sure am, which is why I did not post the chapter this week. I will post it first thing tomorrow. 

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Chapter 25 – The Mountain comes to Badgelor


The shade flinched examining the two holes in her chest.  She learned new things about War Badgers, they would not leave anyone behind, but you could grab one if you were really dedicated to the bit. She’d managed to steal one of...

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Dialysis Book: Chapter 22: A simple farming village


The traffic in the city was terrible, that seemed to be a constant that never changed no matter what district we went to.  Gloria did not care, she drove like a linebacker with his scholarship on the line the entire time.  I...

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Chapter 24 – Through the forest


She could have just left.  That would have been too simple though, and she didn’t like leaving things alone.

And of course, the foe.

After the first behir, she had to find more.  Well, she had gone towards the ex...

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Dialysis Book: Chapter 21: Preparing for Adventure


After we took our quests I bid every well and walked out of the guild onto the massive manicured gardens.  It was early in the morning and the sun was high overhead.  Okay it was the crack of noon, but still I was awake and ...

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Dialysis Book: Chapter 20: A Rude Awakening


I groaned as light splashed over my face.  Exhaling, I felt something touching my face but when I reached up to brush it off I realized it was hair.  Then someone pinched me.

“No,” said a woman, “It is way too ea...

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Dialysis Book: Intermission System lord’s lament


Lady Domagal, the System Lord’s eyes narrowed to two tiny prick, tiny glowing pricks, where she sat on her throne in the great Tree, the ancestral home of the Elven System Lord.  From here she could look down on Dominus and the...

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Chapter 23 – The Escape


“This was a good day,” thought the shadow when she spotted the army sulking along. It wasn’t often that you saw an army moving down here, let alone a living one. A living army couldn't exist here for very long so they must be leav...

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