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GITJ Tangent Story: SheVantage PR, by AgeoftheGiantess - Chapter 1

As our story at For Horizons continues in 'the modern day', we're going to take a step of indeterminate time backwards to look again at some of the behind-the-scenes machinations that led us to the world of 'Growing into the Job'. We here at t...

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PSA: How Do I Read This Thing?

Good question. Growing into the Job is a bit of a beast, and we here at theBasic appreciate the viewers who have stuck with it over the years. For new readers, the best thing to do is start with "Book One" - attached here - which sta...

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Growing into the Job, Post 485: Lunch Meeting, p3

<<<Get a look at Melissa's new contract HERE>>

“Omigod yes where do I sign?!?!” I squealed, so so <...

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Growing into the Job, Post 484: Lunch Meeting, p2

Melissa and Randi, each tall girls but still graceful, shifted in the bench seats they’d taken across from me at the restaurant. Both women were gorgeous, and the two of them together were a stunning sight…

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Growing into the Job Post 483: Lunch Meeting, p1

The soft whir of my, uh, new car’s automated systems hummed to a stop, and I heard the gentle click of the driver’s side door unlocking, automatical...

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Growing into the Job, Post 482: People Are Still Weird

So, yeah, that was my conversation with Josie that Sunday. So much for a relaxing morning with coffee and porn at home….more fires to put out. Whateve...

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Growing into the Job, Book Sixteen

Growing into the Job, Book Sixteen

We squeaked it in before the end of our fiscal year, before our printers go off on holiday, and before anyone got too snarly. Here she is, Book Sixteen of Growing into the Job aka Posts 389-403 assembled for ease of use. Please enjoy...

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Coming Soon: Book Sixteen

Coming Soon: Book Sixteen

Hopefully before year's end - our next collection of posts, for higher-level patrons.

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Growing into the Job, Post 481: Sharpening the Weapons: Stephanie, p4

Growing into the Job, Post 481: Sharpening the Weapons: Stephanie, p4

The air inside Red Dog’s Bar was heavy with the aftermath of destruction and carnage. What had begun as a regular Saturday night for Kurt and his friends to prey upon unsuspecting young women had become a nightmare for them. Stephanie Wojcik, on...

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Growing into the Job, Post 480: Sharpening the Weapons: Stephanie, p3


Red Dog lay behind the bar moaning and bleeding, about ready to pass out. He’d just had his lower jaw blown off by his own revolver, courte...

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Growing into the Job, Post 479: Sharpening the Weapons: Stephanie, p2

<Trigger warning: fried pickles, gunfire, and female-on-male violence>

At the door to the bar, In the chill of the November n...

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Melissssy Says: "The Perrrrfect Gift!"

Ooooo did u know u can now give Patreon memberships to friends, family, coworkers? Invite them here - I'd soo love to meet them.

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Growing into the Job, Post 478: Sharpening the Weapons: Stephanie, p1

“What if he’s…not here?” Stephanie Wojcik asked her pale, darkly-mannered friend as the two walked the long path that led from the dirt p...

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GITJ Post 477: SCRIPT

Wanna follow along with PSP's magnificent portrayal of FHMA's new Office Manager in a seminal moment for her relationship with her shrinking suitor? Here's our script, for higher-level patrons:

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Growing into the Job, Post 477: What Did You Just Call Me..?

Growing into the Job, Post 477: What Did You Just Call Me..?

Something special from our Desk of Audio Productions here at theBasic, a turn in our story momentous enough to warrant more than just some copy. PosionSugarPill, our resident Voice Artist and incarnation of Melissa, has been kind enough to tac...

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Growing into the Job, Post 476: A New Career Opportunity, p1


“Dear Ms. Monroe: I am Ms. Inviata Delseno, and I represent Lucia Antonucci…”

Jeez Louise I got a lot of DMs those days. Like, a ...

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Growing into the Job Post 475: Sharpening the Weapons: Stephanie, Prologue, p.2

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Growing into the Job, Post 474: A New Valkyrie, Epilogue

Melissa’s new XX Behemoth was impossibly quiet for something so large, the workings of the electric motor just a low hum and its mighty wheels on the pavement sibilant. As we cruised down the road, its purr was admittedly soothing, but I couldn...

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Growing into the Job, Post 473: A New Valkyrie, p5

The glossy sheen of the paperwork had long faded into the background, the details handled with pleasantly mechanical efficiency by Elina, Sigrid and Ing...

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Growing into the Job, Post 472: A New Valkyrie, p4 (Elina's POV)

I had to admit, these two girls had really done a good job handling this customer so far. The task our Shield Maiden/branch manager/Marjorie ...

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Your Valkyrie Sales Team in Motion

Your Valkyrie Sales Team in Motion

From the left: Inga, Elina and Sigrid. Say Hi!

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Growing into the Job, Post 471: A New Valkyrie, p3: (Sigrid's POV)



“Are you ready?” I asked Melissa Monroe, our day’s most imp...

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Growing into the Job, Post 470: A New Valkyrie, p2 (Inga's POV)

I stood as straight as I could as soon as I saw her, instinctively adjusting my posture to the Valkyrie Pose: chin up, shoulders back, twisted at ...

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Growing into the Job, Post 469: A New Valkyrie, p1

“Oh my god, that was awesome. I just sold an XX Fury to one of my old professors,” said Elina Koskinen, chuckling as she came to stand alongside her...

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Growing into the Job, Post 468: As Seen in Forbes

Forbes Feature: 

Driving the Future Forward: The Rise of Astrid Nilsen and Valkyrie Motors

By...

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Growing into the Job, Post 467: Inspiring the New Generation

so, what we have here is a raw, down-n-dirty draft of what will be a final draft after RiF helps us here at the copy desk pretty up the product. The final draft won't look different for content, but might read a bit cleaner after it's run thro...

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Growing into the Job, Post 466: Inspiring the New Generation, Intro

I wasn’t exactly sure what Melissa had in mind when she told me we were going shopping. It wasn’t really something I would have normally volunteered...

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Growing into the Job, Post 465: Gifts

He’d been showered, he’d been shaved. He’d been clothed and brushed and fed. Now, thought his newly 6’9” girlfriend, he was ready for t...

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Growing into the Job, Post 464: A Morning Together, p5

Melissa finished flushing the toilet, wistfully watching her boyfriend’s mix of pee and come swirl away down the whirlpool to…wherever that stuff went. Without missing a beat, though, and without giving Dr. J time to react, she immediately gra...

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