Book five is now out! (Please please go rate it!!!)
Hey all! As per the title, it’s release day for book five!
If you’d like to snag a copy, you can find the book here.
As we’re on Patreon, most p...
2025-11-22 14:03:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Whimsical Deity posts
Book 5 Out for Preorder (+ cover reveal + book 4 has been out on Audible)
Hi all! As per the title, book 5, titled Patchwork Endings, is out for preorder! It will be released on the 22nd (this Saturday), and if you’d like to snag a copy, you can find it 2025-11-15 13:15:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Hiatus Begins
Hi all. Book five is now finished!
As advertised back here2025-07-31 12:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
B5 Epilogue II
Six Months Later…
Hidden within a seemingly endless expanse of dry and barren earth, a lone settlement sat under the light of the moon.
That, in and of itself, was quite the feat. Only a few years back, the ...
2025-07-31 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostB5 Epilogue I
As she flew through the gaping ritual portal, there were about a dozen reasons for Verin to curse. Some of them, it had to be said, were far
AN: Not the final chapter. One more to go.
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2025-07-28 12:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostB5 C55: The Final Boss
Having fought beside Cal and Verin for years now, I knew their fighting styles almost as well as my own, which meant I knew that Verin wouldn’t be all that hard to take out of the fight.
At least, that’s what I thought. As I dashed forth...
2025-07-26 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostB5 C54: Oathbound
AN: Shorter chapter today. Hope to fold it into the next chapter in edits, but it felt right as it is for now. Hope you all enjoy!
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Reactive Armor activated!
R...
2025-07-24 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostB5 C53: A Portal Out
Two weeks later, I carefully traced my stylus across a massive slab of stone, letting it carve out an intricate pattern that would soon serve as a spatial ritual.
When I’d initially informed the others of my plan, we’d eventually agreed ...
2025-07-21 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostB5 C52: Dungeon Finals II
The hydra’s reception was largely positive, even if Verin eyed it a bit warily after I warned her about the mosses’ poisonous natures. Spurred on by daily casts of Vivify, the moss finally began to look how I’d envisioned it, giving...
2025-07-19 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostB5 C51: Dungeon Finals I
I left Sett with a pep in my step feeling lighter than I had in ages. For one, my talk with him had gone far better than I’d expected. I was glad that Cal and Verin hadn’t joined me, as that gave me some time before I broke the news. I would, ...
2025-07-17 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostB5 C50: Demonic Aftermath
Cooking has reached level 25! As advertised, the very first thing we did on returning to the prairie was celebrate. With how long I’d been g
Cooking has reached level 25!
As advertised, the very first thing ...
2025-07-14 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostB5 C49: Awakening
As Cal watched Cezerra and her drudges stampede through the temple, time seemed to freeze.
A very small part of her was searching for some half-forgotten ability she could activate to save the day. Some new class skill that would perf...
2025-07-12 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostB5 C48: Demonic Clash
AN: Two chapters today to make up for missing Monday. Make sure you've read chapter 47 before coming here. In other news, while I've been ba
AN: Two chapters today to make up for missing Monday. Make sure you've read chapter 47 befor...
2025-07-03 14:25:45 +0000 UTC View PostB5 C47: The Knight
Directly abutting the demonic region sat a wide swath of land entirely forged from sharp and glossy black rocks. The various pathways throug
Directly abutting the demonic region sat a wide swath of land entirely forged from sharp and glossy ...
2025-07-03 14:18:56 +0000 UTC View PostB5 C46: Eternal Armor
In some ways, my first successful summoning didn’t change all that much. It wasn’t as if Cezerra suddenly let me go, after all. Whenever I w
In some ways, my first successful summoning didn’t change all that much. It wasn’t as if Cez...
2025-06-26 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostB5 C45: Lessons in Pain
“Pathetic!” With a roar of disapproval, Cezerra lashed out, her fist closing in on a small tear in space hanging by her head. The moment her
“Pathetic!” With a roar of disapproval, Cezerra lashed out, her fist closing in on a small t...
2025-06-23 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostJune Updates + Break After Book 5
TLDR: We’re back! Book five posting continues mostly normally. After book five is done, I’m going on a temporary hiatus. Billing is paused.
Hi all!
First want to say sorry for going AWOL for the last week. I ...
2025-06-19 13:55:30 +0000 UTC View PostB5 C44: Backlash
AN: We're back! Sorry for the big delays, all. Update post incoming. More details there, but want to call out that I've paused billing to gi
AN: We're back! Sorry for the big delays, all. Update post incoming. More details there, but...
2025-06-19 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostB5 C43: Ritual Room
AN: Two notes! One, I owe an extra chapter from Thursday -- waaay overbooked until the middle of the month, and it's hitting my writing a bi
AN: Two notes! One, I owe an extra chapter from Thursday -- waaay overbooked until the middl...
2025-06-09 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostB5 C42: Demonic Brawler
If it wasn’t clear already from her class name, then Cezerra’s mad rush confirmed that she was a melee fighter. In that regard, I was at a c
If it wasn’t clear already from her class name, then Cezerra’s mad rush confirmed that she w...
2025-06-02 12:21:54 +0000 UTC View PostB5 C41: The Dreams of Demons
AN: Been a bit bleh for the past few days. Next chapter still planned for Monday. Slightly smaller chapter today, but mostly because I'm thi
AN: Been a bit bleh for the past few days. Next chapter still planned for Monday. Slightly s...
2025-05-31 06:51:08 +0000 UTC View PostB5 C40: The Sleepless Child
Though her father had only demanded that she read him a single line of her character sheet, Cal continued to look through the rest of her st
Though her father had only demanded that she read him a single line of her character sheet, Cal cont...
2025-05-26 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostB5 C39: Demon
Before I even opened my eyes, two things stood out to me. First, my Transitory Hut of Restful Slumber was already paying off. This was not t
Before I even opened my eyes, two things stood out to me. First, my Transitory Hut of Restful Slumbe...
2025-05-22 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostBook Four is Now Live on Amazon! (Please rate it!!)
Hi all. As the title says, it's release day for book four! Woohoo!
If you'd like to snag a copy to refer to or just have in your library in general, you can find the book 2025-05-19 12:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
B5 C38: Tempting Fate
In one sense, the new region was entirely unalike from the mental region in which we’d found the last collection site. Unfortunately, it was
In one sense, the new region was entirely unalike from the mental region in which we’d found the...
2025-05-19 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostBook 4 Pre-Order + Cover Reveal
Hi all. Now that we’re well into book five, it’s time to publish book four to Amazon! Woohoo!
Book four, titled Patchwork Skies, is now available for pre-order. If you’d like to snag a copy, you can find it 2025-05-16 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
B5 C37: The Passage of Months
As Cal continued to drag us from one region to the next, our humble vacation slowly transformed back into the routine we’d long since grown
As Cal continued to drag us from one region to the next, our humble vacation slowly transformed bac...
2025-05-16 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostB5 C36: Vacation Regions
“Ahhhhhh.” Leaning back against the side of a steaming, scalding pool of water, Cal closed her eyes, letting her body slowly sink deeper in.
“Ahhhhhh.” Leaning back against the side of a steaming, scalding pool of water, Cal closed h...
2025-05-12 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostB5 C35: Eternal Blizzard
With Cal back and Verin able to use her mana again, there was a sizable part of me that was itching to set off and start clearing regions ag
With Cal back and Verin able to use her mana again, there was a sizable part of me that was itching ...
2025-05-08 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostB5 C34: Complete
More than her dramatic entrance, it was the sight of Cal that brought me up short. Theoretically, I’d known that she could return at any mo
More than her dramatic entrance, it was the sight of Cal that brought me up short.
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