Warning: This audio deals with depression and implied casual, suicidal ideation of the "I wish I weren't here" variety rather than the active planning or carrying out of self harm.
If these themes bother you, please don't l...
2026-01-25 18:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostUPDATE for all you lovely patron type people! I'm still plugging away, folks! Real life stuff got busy, so I had less time to edit than I thought I would. Boo.
Expect early access audio(s?) tonight/tomorrow. Public access on YouTube to follo...
2026-01-24 11:53:48 +0000 UTC View PostPatron exclusive audio time! After this week's posting blitz, I'll be almost, ALMOST all caught up! ^^
Your Best Friend Shows Up When Your Girlfriend...Doesn't
Hello, hello, Patrons! With a new year underway and lots of stuff percolating behind the scenes, it's time once again to lock-the-fuck-in and bring you all more regular status updates!
I've been a busy little bee getting all sorts ...
2026-01-20 05:56:07 +0000 UTC View Postyou'll never guess who got too ambitious with sound designing an entire pirate battle on the raging high seas....
>.>
it definitely isn't the same girl who made like four different thumbnails and still isn't satisfied with any of...
2026-01-16 07:06:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, January! It's time for our monthly Patron exclusive art! After all, Velvet's gotta start the new year off right...by making sure all those rivals for senpai are staying right where she put them!
Fun (?) fact, I actually reall...
2026-01-06 16:51:52 +0000 UTC View PostHiya! Time for early access! Retakes took more work than I thought they would for technical reasons. Last minute equipment replacement had to happen, which required running a bunch of tests before I could even settle in and do the new takes. 2025 ...
2026-01-05 06:06:14 +0000 UTC View PostWARNING for loud annoying noise.
So.
Uh.
Yeah.
...or at least re-record the busted af bits of the file. It's only a minute ...
2025-12-26 04:26:30 +0000 UTC View PostHi, all! Merry Christmas proper! I come bearing first half of early access!
This audio goes out tomorrow on YouTube; part 2 will be early access for you guys either very late tonight or tomorrow, depending. I might kick the public release o...
2025-12-26 03:15:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Or: just a little something extra speci...
2025-12-25 04:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
It's officially Christmas eve! Which means you get to have a look at what's waiting under the tree for you, even if you can't unwrap it quite yet. (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Don't worry, though. You will! SOON.
This YCH piece was done...
2025-12-24 04:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostIf you think you just saw an art commission planned for April go live instead of get queued....uhhh
NO YOU DIDN'T
>.>
<.<
/gaslight gatekeep girlboss
2025-12-22 14:43:09 +0000 UTC View PostHi, all! I come bearing news!
Technically, I have this week's audio in the can, and near completion. I could even get the finished product out tonight, if I really applied myself. (Although RIP early access.)
However: I'm not...
2025-12-19 20:52:43 +0000 UTC View PostWhile I was on my break in 2024, after hitting year 3 (!!!) of Vanilla Velvet Audio, I started thinking about doing a refresh for the channel. The plan was to update my thumbnails over a few months, and have a retool of video visuals ready to go b...
2025-12-17 09:59:44 +0000 UTC View PostETA: Audio track updated. I told you I couldn't stop!!!
Hello, all! I come bearing this week's main channel audio!
I’ve actually been sitting on this one for a couple weeks. It was technically 2025-12-12 06:45:59 +0000 UTC View Post
You might remember I talked about planning new video intros, so, sooooo many months ago. In late spring/early summer 2025, I commissioned an artist to create some original art pieces for that. I sent her some pretty detailed briefs, and boy did sh...
2025-12-08 03:23:05 +0000 UTC View PostHey, everyone!
This is to make amends for all my unplanned side quests and plot twists behind...
2025-12-06 16:30:08 +0000 UTC View PostNOTE: Just like Yandere Super Villain Wants to Hire You! And More!? this audio takes place in the same universe as 2025-11-25 05:02:31 +0000 UTC View Post
After your most recent romantic relationship imp...
2025-11-25 04:48:24 +0000 UTC View PostHey, look! An F4F audio! Rare indeed around these parts. I think this is my fourth in as many years? I don't know how that keeps happening...
Well, anyway, this'n is short 'n sweet. Or at least as sweet as a yandere who ties people to...
2025-11-25 04:37:02 +0000 UTC View PostAt last, we now return to...
💖💖💖OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED VANILLA VELVET-Y PROGRAMMING...💖💖💖
No, really. I have next week all plotted out! And the week after that! And the week after THAT! And...okay,...
2025-11-21 02:52:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, November! And welcome, new Patreon-exclusive art! This cute little YCH piece was done by NyxReiju over on Vgen (with a small color edit by me!) and is the perfect size for a...
2025-11-14 13:11:02 +0000 UTC View PostTHREE audios?! Yeah, but that's all you're getting today! Because it's late and I am sleepy.
This is around 10 minutes of speech, with a bonus 20 minutes of hospital room ambiance in case you want to pretend you're falling asleep just like L...
2025-11-03 03:20:00 +0000 UTC View PostTwo exclusives in one day?! Will wonders never cease?
This audio has a fun connection to a previous one! While not a sequel (because I would never paywall a sequel!) this story takes place in the same universe as 2025-11-03 02:36:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Who's up for some slice-of-life goodness? Because you're gonna get a ton of it today!
Tsundere Girlfriend Knows You're Sick (Though You Tried to Hide it!)
Happy Halloween, everyone! And to celebrate, a little something spoopy or...goopy, I guess in this case?
A monstrous, tentacled transformation for Velvet!
Are the extra appendages an upgrade or a downgrade 2025-11-01 00:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
IT'S TIME FOR THE GREAT PATRON EXCLUSIVE AUDIO CATCH-UP MARATHON!
...the crowd goes mild, golf claps all around...
I'm not going to say everything's coming up Velvet. It is decidedly not. I'm hanging on by a thread and the sk...
2025-10-29 13:27:16 +0000 UTC View PostI come bearing proof of life, and proof of continued work, even!
Obviously, plans collapsed. I'm sorry. I am saying that too much these days (and I will continue to lampshade it because I am compelled!) but it's still true as ever. (I almost...
2025-10-20 23:40:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Tonight/early tomorrow morning, main channel audio in early access for patrons! Then, for realsies, recording new things! More editing! More a...
2025-10-10 23:46:25 +0000 UTC View Post
It's that time again. Presenting October's Patron exclusive art! And since it's spooky season, you know what that means: creepy, monstery goodness!
This YCH piece was done by the incredibly talented 2025-10-07 05:22:26 +0000 UTC View Post