Brothers,
The band is back together, summoning a streamlined showcase of Selectian Excellence.
I’ve bargained with the blokes running the booking, to secure all patrons early access.
Here’s the link: 2025-09-11 19:05:25 +0000 UTC View Post
ENJOY EARLY ACCESS: https://youtu.be/ijroFC1eaAo?si=KQdqIb1oocOmi_oy
"A dark wanderer discovers his steamy encounter with the devil was, well... rather...
2025-08-24 02:00:53 +0000 UTC View Post
ENJOY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTCKgY4gy9I&lc=UgxB1h-BpMe4psZVLqN4AaABAg
Used the Skycorp PS3 -> VCR Techniq...
2025-08-14 07:52:19 +0000 UTC View PostThe night before I adjourn to a Montana quest, I MUST SHARE THE SACRED MIRTH + MP3
Enjoy the delicious harvest my brethren...
Fantasy was a dying genre.
Millennial speak pervaded ("Um, guys?")
Everybody chose an edge-lord character ("half gay, half straight")
ALL HOPE SEEMED LOST!
Then, the HUMAN FIGHTER MALES came to town.
Their basic natur...
2025-07-06 02:57:16 +0000 UTC View PostThe obelisk broke my mind with darkness.
Months of hallucinations—lost to the void.
But now, I emerge.
I see the path forward for the Value Select Brotherhood.
A unified vision is key, brothers.
For our 2...
2025-06-28 02:04:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Valuable Brethren,
Enjoy this delicious release, based on true events 👍🏻
BRING ONLY THE BEST TO YOUR COMPATRIOTS, IN ACTION AND WORD!
Insane how many ladies/blokes out there unintentionally cursing their friends, and they d...
2024-12-13 04:20:13 +0000 UTC View PostBRETHREN!
The crusade continues. 🏆
Alongside the usual developments, I've updated a classic character (musical mastermind RICHARD ROSES) into a conspiracy influencer type...
This format h...
2024-11-09 06:30:32 +0000 UTC View Post
We're honing in on a special magic here, with NEW FEATURES...
Consistent Intro (Comfortably Ramp into Mirth)
New 5 Video Format (Based on Second City)
Thematic Arc Every Episode (Will Have Increased Co...
2024-08-31 03:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the final jewel in the upcoming IWUS!
an Obvious Wormtongue bit has been been making me laugh pretty hard, so I wanted to do it in my own style
(Gonna have each sketch in upcoming IWUS's be tied together...
2024-08-25 04:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostA milestone moment for the brotherhood! 🌹
Going forward (to support VSB Core Members shunning SHORTS FORMAT) each Value Select vertical will ride alongside a horizontal twin ...
2024-08-17 02:12:49 +0000 UTC View Post
REJOICE MY BRETHREN!
Brand new secrets for the VSB, now in the style of a mirth-packed stream!
TWO OF THEM ACTUALLY! (twi-twi-twi- TWINS!?!?!?)
)ne is my "Hate Matrix" writing techniqu...
2024-07-28 05:16:43 +0000 UTC View Post
This song speaks to a common sentiment:
Many men want deep friendships, but don't have them.
So how do we get them?
My thoughts.
1.) Visualize Your Ideal Friend (i.e. ambitious, driven, trustworthy)...
2024-07-21 06:04:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Too many folks I see wrangle themselves into bad spots, love-wise.
The man blames the woman for sapping his vitality.
The woman blames the man for limiting her freedom.
Both are making excuses.
This song is about that!
<... 2024-06-26 16:54:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Enjoy my brothers; uploaded to Spotify today, should be online by next weekend.
WE ASCEND!
2024-06-23 06:50:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Embark on a surreal journey of sound through summertime Northern California.
2024-06-14 06:41:31 +0000 UTC View Post
I've always thought it was so silly to think modern tools would MELT THE MINDS of historic man.
After all, don't we have tribal folks NOW that we show this stuff too?
What about the amish?
They always seem nonplsused in the video...
2024-05-18 23:02:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Enjoy the harvest you hath sowed!
Thank you for your continued support; may we forever ascend!
2024-05-05 17:32:55 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m depressed
That means I’m looking for love
Cause you're the best
When you’re there helping me up
Don’t second guess what’s going on in my mind state
Baby please
Distract me from myself
...
2024-04-25 08:56:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Ah yes, the onslaught continues.
WRITERS BLOCK (VSW) : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DLoRu4Zt_A
RICHARD ROSES 2: 2024-04-01 11:09:42 +0000 UTC View Post
JOYOUS SELECTIAN WEEK
A video per business day?
Excellent.
Game Show: https://youtube.com/shorts/OVbQXGanWzc?feature=share<...
2024-03-23 20:47:05 +0000 UTC View Post
This one was a joy to make.
Had to get through a major mental block; the idea of me editing these longer videos brought me to a standstill.
I could stockpile the sketches, but could NOT get near the computer.
Part of it mus...
2024-03-16 05:42:02 +0000 UTC View Post
ENJOY:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLN1D5e93fI
This acoustic banger first uploaded 5 years ago (if you can believe it)
Back d...
2024-02-25 07:42:40 +0000 UTC View Post
REJOICE:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2-7DmUAiyQ
Returning victorious from the Fish World Moneylympics, Value Select's luck quickly runs ...
2024-02-09 14:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostA few months back (maybe longer) I queried yee about a longer form VS radio show, and received MANY great insights about what potential direction to take, and awesome references to draw on ("The Archers" on BBC being my favorite)
Well, here'...
2023-12-15 12:43:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Enjoy my friends, the first release were I use the treadmill proper! (first shot)
This was down to the wire, but only because I wanted to put in that extra polish.
SKETCHFEST COMING UP IN JANUARY; if you're interested, feel free to DM ...
2023-12-09 05:00:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Yule draws near; let's make some magic happen.
2023-12-02 00:38:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Enjoy the latest sketch, hidden in this veritable feast.
ALSO
Value Select Sketchfest kicks of Jan 31st, with rules of following:
1.) ONE MINUTE MAXIMUM
2.) MADE IN JANUARY
3....
2023-11-23 02:02:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Another tweet to YouTube short alley-oop!
Those gatherers really came out on top, didn't they?
For this video, I got to use a BRAND NEW foundation; makes my skin SILKY SMOOTH, which is key when you're looking like the tiredest man who ...
2023-11-17 23:57:04 +0000 UTC View Post
If anything, the obelisk is making us feel BETTER.
We're lucky to have such a gracious master in the obelisk, now stop thinking blasphemous thoughts, it can read our minds.
^ This, but un-irobeliskally
Featuring the silver-haired...
2023-11-10 22:14:42 +0000 UTC View Post