hello angels <3 you've got another month off because ive been a total slacker lately. well, not a slacker. but i've had a bunch of gigs and social stuff and family drama </3
i'm gonna try to get some writing done within the next week (...
2025-10-30 10:51:24 +0000 UTC View Posthello beautiful patrons!!! sorry i've been so absentee, I have been having some writers block as usual. bleh.
while i try to get my shit together, I have been playing a little forum game over on my discord. it's like kind of an interactive s...
2025-10-16 12:43:17 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's note: This gets real horny at the end, if you somehow weren't expecting that. Hope you enjoy!
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[ElevatedWit]
My girlfriend gets home this aft...
2025-08-26 10:24:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Jade was probably my favourite person to work bar with, which was funny, because the two of us couldn't have been more different. She was loud and boisterous while I was more reserved, slim and blonde while I was black and a little chubby, and she...
2025-08-24 15:59:42 +0000 UTC View Post[ElevatedWit]
Morning, loser.
In case you were curious, I didn’t think about you at all last night.
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It was funny what a big difference good hygiene made. Despite all t...
2025-08-21 17:53:54 +0000 UTC View PostAnother stupid one <3 Nothing gendery in this one I'm afraid!
“I think you deserve a raise,” said Michael, “And some PTO. And I’m gonna hire another staff member to take some of the pressure off you.” 2025-08-20 05:02:26 +0000 UTC View Post
hello angels <3 sorry i've been so absent! writer's block/overthinking has really been getting to me, and i think pausing payments for a month will help ease some of that pressure.
all this means is that you will not be charged for this m...
2025-08-20 04:59:11 +0000 UTC View PostHello beautiful gorgeous patrons <3 I am all better from FFS but have been struggling hard with writer's block. I've FINALLY finished a first draft of Don't Feed the Trolls ch 4, which currently clocks in at 16k words. I'm hopefully...
2025-07-31 07:26:13 +0000 UTC View Post
kitties I hurt my head :((
I got FFS and I've been sleeping and vomming all week and I don't think I will have new story any time soon :((
but here's some sneak peeks at wips if you like them ❤️
Truth in Comedy:
An anxious vampire finds his body c
2025-06-07 05:29:57 +0000 UTC View Post
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Hi kitties <3 DFTT 4 is coming I promise! I'm tryna adjust my writing process so that it hopefully won't be such a mad scramble every month, but there are some teething issues. Anyway! In the meantime please enj...
2025-05-22 05:01:46 +0000 UTC View Post
[ElevatedWit]
Well, I'm sure you've been waiting with baited breath, obsessing about what underpants I am wearing today. Truly pathetic.
Ive been focused on more important things. I've barely even tho...
2025-04-29 04:04:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Author's Note:
Hey sweeties <3 I'm chipping away at Don't Feed the Trolls Ch. 3 (about 2k words so far) but just wanted to share another little story as proof of life. Love ya!
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2025-03-27 14:07:55 +0000 UTC View PostEDIT: Originally titled
2025-03-02 09:06:22 +0000 UTC View Post
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Hey babies! Sorry about another long ass wait! I don't even have the excuse of an extra long chapter this time. However, I do have another little one-shot I've been working on, so hopefully that'll be ...
2025-02-27 06:20:56 +0000 UTC View Post
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Hi angels! Sor
2025-01-27 01:49:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Author's Note:
Well, once again I come to you hat in hand, having not finished the chapter of Two Doms I'm working on. I'm sorry! I'm 6k words in so far, and it's gonna be a good one I swear. It'll definitely be out before the en...
2025-01-14 09:18:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Author's Note:
Just a short little epilogue to close us out. I hope you enjoyed this story! That's probably it for this year. I wanted to try and rush out another chapter of Two Doms but unfortunately I've been too busy with hol...
2024-12-29 01:17:20 +0000 UTC View Post
GROVER?
I never stressed out about exams these days. In fact, I’d already had my final exams for all my other subjects, and I hadn’t worried about them at all. I didn’t even bother revising fo...
2024-12-27 10:37:05 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's Note:
Crappy Christmaswieners everyone! Thanks so much for your support. I really appreciate your kind (or critical!) comments, and of course your kind money.
THOMA...
2024-12-24 13:34:10 +0000 UTC View PostGROVER
“Hey, Thomas,” I called out, “Was I supposed to get all the way naked, or just down to my underwear?”
“Oh my god!” Thomas’s muffled voice rang out from behind the curtain, “Th...
2024-12-23 01:38:02 +0000 UTC View PostTHOMAS
As usual, talking to Grover Lee made me really mad.
It wasn’t just his snarky little jokes that bugged me so much. It wasn’t the fact that he didn’t care about theater, most of...
2024-12-18 06:43:42 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's Note:
STWL Presents: Santa's Secret Transfic Stash vol. 5 is now available on itch! It contains 19 stories bundled together for $10 (regular price $37.94) 2024-12-15 00:42:01 +0000 UTC View Post
<ElevatedWit>
You are fucking disgusting.
The only reason I entertained your sick little attempt at trolling is because I feel sorry for you and how utterly pathetic your life must be.
YOU ARE ...
2024-12-14 09:54:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey angels! I try not to post status updates on here unless I have a story to go with 'em, cause I assume you don't wanna be bombarded with
Hey angels!
I try not to post status updates on here unless I have a story to go with 'em, caus...
2024-12-07 16:27:05 +0000 UTC View PostI'm back! Thanks for your patience pookies! Hope you like this new chapter, I wrote it while recovering from an orchidectomy.
Some people on the Dorley discord were discussing the last chapter (when I posted it to SH...
2024-11-27 04:30:10 +0000 UTC View Post
After being insulted by an online troll, a stubborn young man desperately tries to assert his masculinity... with mixed results.
Hi angels! I'm sorry to tell you this, but I have been a bit naughty recently. My original plan ...
2024-11-21 04:07:56 +0000 UTC View Post
I did it!!!! I told you I would
2024-10-31 08:10:53 +0000 UTC View Post
hey sweeties, i'm still tryna figure out how to keep to some kinda schedule and oof it just ain't happening. the only thing i'm worse at than following a schedule is coming up with a schedule. still, i'm confident i'll have the next ch...
2024-10-17 08:51:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Crappy Hallowieners!!!! Just checking in to prove I'm still alive, although in a month as ooky spooky as October, it is not only the living who are updating their Patreons....
I'm working hard on Two Doms chapter 25! It'll be ano...
2024-10-08 23:48:55 +0000 UTC View Post