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The Gamer Chapter 389 - Feast, bleed and what

John returned to their apartment on his own, something Rave immediately picked up on as she pushed her athletic body over the edge of the pool and onto the white deck. “Where did ya leave Aclysia?”

John just placed the food he had brought with ...

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The Gamer Chapter 388 - Just imagine exploding heads

The grand summary of the things John learned from Metra while they stepped through the mall was as followed: Lorylim were of unknown nature, but their origins could be traced back to the sinking of the mythological continent of Lemuria. They appeared...

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Metra Commission Completed

Metra Commission Completed

There we go, buffer than I personally like but that's kinda the point. Outfit doesn't match what she is currently wearing in the story, but it will in the next arc. I don't think that qualifies as a spoiler. 

As my patrons, you are allowed to ...

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The Gamer Chapter 387 - The bridge

The bridge of the ship was a triangular shaped room with flattened tips, technically making it a hexagon. The broad side looked ahead, to overview the sea and the decks below. John noted that his area was visible as well, but not to any great detail....

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The Gamer Chapter 386 - Lazing around

“What is it with ya and jacuzzis anyway?” Rave asked while lying on a sunchair, Copernicus in her lap and the back angled as far down as possible.

“The jacuzzi is the ultimate culmination of relaxation designs,” John explained, arms around ...

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The Gamer Chapter 385 - Warmed up and ready to be lazy

Magic was a bit weird, and it was all thanks to humans being its origin, as they were even weirder. That was what John learned from asking, “So why do you fight by just pressing people to the ground?”

“What do you suggest I do instead?” Max...

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The Gamer Chapter 384 - Too much space

They waited for each other to answer, causing the Gamer and the vacationing king to share an awkward silence. Not that it was actually all that quiet. All the people that previously spent their time waving the city goodbye were now lingering about, w...

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The Gamer Chapter 383 - Goodbye Europe

“I don’t know what about this place I love the most,” John announced as they snooped around their temporary home. The two, half-moon shaped buildings had two stories each and a roof/balcony on top. Each was easily large enough to fit a whole pa...

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Sex Scene Poll Continuation 1

John carried Eliza over to the pool and jumped inside with her pressed against his body vertically, dick pressing against her ass. The redicilously warm water doesn't help either of them with their frankly heated state of mind.

How does John plan t...

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The Gamer Chapter 382 - To a giant boat

The Rising Tide sat quietly in the water. Even from afar the cruise ship looked gargantuan, the highest points barely below the roof of the even more oversized building it came out of. While looking over the elegant curves of the ship and wondering w...

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The Gamer Chapter 381 - Sinking stone

“Ahhhh, yes,” John exclaimed as he relaxed in the bubbling water of the warmed up jacuzzi. That wasn’t the only reason he was this ecstatic about the bath though, rather the two girls that were inside there with him caused him to be that ferven...

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The Gamer Chapter 380 - Waffles

“What smells like sugar and more sugar and fuck me that is a lot of sugar?!” Eliza wanted to know, her nose raised and sniffing. Following whatever it was she was smelling, her steps carried her by one of the many, many cheese stores that were ar...

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The Gamer Chapter 379 - Sex museums and cosplay talks

“Well, this is thoroughly disappointing,” John said out loud as they walked through the sex museum. It was all static, boring, and even the room that warned that it had photos of heavy SM kinky stuff must have been working by Christian standards ...

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The Gamer Chapter 378 - On the streets of Amsterdam

“What did we even do all that for if you are going out instead of down with me?” Rave asked as she put on her leggings. The question how she managed to move freely in pants that were so tight that she visibly struggled to get them over her superm...

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The Gamer Chapter 377 - So?

“What the fuck are we even going to be talking about?” Eliza wanted to know. “Obviously we are taking the boat, you cocksuckers. Planes suck and it’s not like we are in any hurry.”

“I agree to that,” Metra said. “Flying was nice, no...

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The Gamer Chapter 376 - Air or Sea, what will it be?

“I am so glad that you could make it!” said the elector of the Netherlands, Amalia, as she jumped out of her seat behind her desk, her big breasts jiggling in a way that immediately drew attention to the fact that she wasn’t wearing a bra. She ...

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The Gamer Chapter 375 - Always with the questions

“Huh, this is pretty impressive,” John said out loud as he stood in front of the local government building. It wasn’t exactly the design that stood out; sure, it looked good, but it was yet another palace-like building of huge proportions. Buil...

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The Gamer Chapter 374 - Second Best Breakfast Ever

“I am bringing my own girls, thank you,” John said as he paid the fee and then pointed at Aclysia, Metra, Salamander and lastly Sylph. Those four, when asked, had said they would do the stand in for what John wanted to do.

The waiter at the ent...

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The Gamer Chapter 373 - Just a piece of meat.

John entered their room, and he was very much surprised about how good it looked. Like, exactly how he left it. Even the sheets of the bed were clean. John watched over the remaining crowd. Copernicus was still sleeping in his basket, Stirwin was sti...

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Sex Scene Poll Part 2

Okay, so Lydia has been called, by accident, on the laptop. She has 15 minutes to spend on the whole endavour and wants to watch because she is horny. Of course she is horny because there is the naked guy she is in love with on the screen, but that's...

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The Gamer Chapter 372 - She is going on a trip

John eventually returned to his drink, a glass of now cola flavoured water thanks to the ice cubes melting. “Are you the Gamer?!” a slurred voice said^, and of course there was another angry drunk guy who had bet money on Lydia losing. No, judgin...

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The Gamer Chapter 371 - Flickering

Everything was made from dancing colours. They danced over the walls and ground, as the floor’s slime covering caused luminescence across the whole colour spectrum on its flat, slightly bouncy surface, perfect to dance on. Flying disco balls scatte...

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The Gamer Chapter 370 - So much in the way

They arrived at the quickie rooms. What they saw was a row of doors, some of which showed a couple of words translated into multiple languages saying ‘currently being cleaned’. John guessed that there was some slime in there doing the world a fav...

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Commission August 2018 Finished

Commission August 2018 Finished

And there she is, all done. 

As my patrons, you are allowed to use the picture in any non-commercial way you see fit and upload the downscaled version wherever you want. Picture was made by MonoriRogue (I should mention that more often, guy do...

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The Gamer Chapter 369 - Bantering doesn’t care about the place

The ride down in the elevator started nice and quiet. It was pretty big and came with none of the mechanical noises elevators usually did, as it hovered between magically pulling plates rather than being on a winding mechanism. However, once they pas...

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The Gamer Chapter 368 - Neon Lights

John looked at the sign with disbelief. “Isn’t that the username you always use?” he wanted know. “And if ‘Ja’, coincidence or not?”

“Ja and not a coincidence,” Rave said and looked at the line in front of the entrance. Aside from...

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The Gamer Chapter 367 - Patching interruption.

“Just so we're clear: I am not getting drunk tonight,” John announced as he looked at the city map. It was a bit annoying that it wasn’t quite the same as actual Amsterdam, thus creating the need to buy one from the Abyss Auction.

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The Gamer Chapter 366 - An afternoon in Amsterdam

Under the confounded gaze of everyone, Nia slowly munched on the marshmallow. The white body of sugar dissolved as she moved it deeper into her mouth without using her hands. Basically, Nia took three eternities eating a damn marshmallow, but she did...

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The Gamer Chapter 365 - Going separate ways

“Are you strong though?” Metra asked as she circled around the newly recruited members of the Knights of Teuton. The order had been reduced to just four members by the end of the Roman-Blood war and was thus heavily recruiting right now.

“We ...

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The Gamer Chapter 364 - After intense negotiations.

“Fuck no, I am comfortable,” Metra declared in an angry tone; “You can get bent later; I am riding this master right here until he dies or I get tired!”

“Metra, calm down, we can continue this afterwards,” John said and got the dirty bl...

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