@CJ_Clippy

Futureporn January 2026 Progress Report

What's new

1. On futureporn.net, patron status no longer takes 60 seconds to synchronize with Patreon. Instead, it synchronizes immediately, every time you log in.

Behin...

2026-01-17 21:27:11 +0000 UTC View Post

hello again

I usually post a progress report on Patreon on the 15th of every month. If I'm late, that means something is wrong. I'm three days late this time because I'm a little burnt out, and my mental health hasn't been great.

Long story short, my pa...

I can't support IPFS anymore.

If money was good, I wouldn't be saying this, but that's not my reality. My money situation is dire, and I need to take action. I've taken down the IPFS cluster and am reclaiming its maintenance cost for improving Futureporn user experience.

Future.porn Problems and How I Solved Them

Or at least how I'm planning on solving them

This past month has been rough-- a mix of progress, setbacks, and financial chaos. I've made big strides on future.porn, but I've also hit some snags. The biggest one being money...

Futureporn September 2025 Progress Report

Hi, it's me CJ_Clippy, author of futureporn.net and future.porn. Futureporn is a project to preserve lewdtuber history. This long-term project has been running for about four years, an...

FP August 2025 Update

Hi guys, lots of good news this month.

VOD Migrations underway

Futureporn.net (v1) has the VODs, but future.porn<...

Vibe Update: Goal Accomplished!

I'm making good on my promises, starting with Lovense vibration sync. To make this work, I trained a YOLO11 machine learning model to scan individual vi...

Introducing future.porn

Futureporn 2.0 is here, and it’s better because it’s smaller, simpler, and focused.

https://future.porn

future.porn gives patrons the ability to create vtubers and upload ...

Futureporn May 2025 Update

Rebuilding Futureporn—for Developer Sanity, and for the Future

Futureporn's software stack and I have been in an abusive relationship for years, and it's time to sever that relationship and replace it with a healthy one. This means we're...

FP April 2025 Progress Report

No filters. No holding back. raw honesty time.

I'm burnt out. In the past several weeks, I've wanted to quit more than ever before. I've wanted to pull the plug and walk away, take advantage of the warming weather to ride my bicycle across t...

Futureporn March 2025 Progress Report

The results are in

Previously I was planning on removing IPFS entirely, but I've changed my mind after seeing the results of last month's poll. The overwhelming majority of visitors want IPFS and Torrents, not just one or ...

February 2025 Progress Report

I'm building the next generation of Futureporn.net to include automated VOD processing, torrent creation, and HTTP live streaming (HLS).

Soon, patrons will be able to upload...

Futureporn Update Jan 2025

Hey guys. January is a great time to reflect and make resolutions. After a lot of thinking, I realize I've spent the past 6 months trying to push an update that is impossible to produce. There were layers of complexity of hastily designed prototyp...

Futureporn December 2024 Progress Report

Guys I'm depressed. It's winter and many days are too wet and cold to ride my bicycle (my favorite activity). It's only going to get colder and there's going to be more ice and snow. Cabin fever. Some days all I can do is jog circles in my apartme...

Futureporn Nov 2024 Progress Report

Big update in the works! Here's what I've been working on and what's coming down the pike.

The past several months have involved deleting a lot of unnecessary parts to reduce snags and pain points. I've made the difficult choice of switching...

Futureporn progress report October 2024

Hi everyone, it's that time of the month where I post what I've been working on and how things are coming along.

A big focus of 2024 has been improving my skills and knowledge in distributed systems and microservices infrastructure. I'm to t...

Futureporn September 2024 Progress Report

Dreams come true

I occasionally find myself in disbelief about things that have happened. Not too long ago, I was living an aimless life. I knew I enjoyed software development but I kept working jobs that were completely unrelated to my ta...

Futureporn Jun 2024 Update

Bugfixes

There was a bug where visitors received an error when they tried to tag a video. This bug has been squashed, and visitors can create tags.

Upcoming New Stuff

2024-06-15 17:10:34 +0000 UTC View Post

Futureporn May Progress Report

Capital

I spend a lot of time thinking about how I can improve Futureporn. Money is an easy solution I often consider, but lately I've been focusing elsewhere. I heard something from an entrepreneur about three types of capital.

2024-05-15 04:28:33 +0000 UTC View Post

Futureporn Apri 2024 update

I got a lot off my chest last month when I wrote about my money problems. I wanted to extend a sincere thank you for listening, reading, commenting, and supporting financially. I'm just a guy here making a VTuber website on the internet and I'm up...

I'm in finanical trouble

Futureporn is an unofficial, fan-made NSFW archive of Lewdtuber livestreams. Originally started as a ProjektMelody-only library, the mission has expanded to become the Galaxy's Best VTuber Hentai site.

This mission has been fraught with peri...

Futureporn February 2024 Update

Backend Progress

It's amazing just how much WORK goes into making a video site. This is not a complaint (I like this work) but I sometimes have to take a step back and appreciate websites like youtube that do incredible amounts of work beh...

Futureporn January 2024 Update

Thank you for your continued support! I have been fervently working towards delivering new features that have been funded. Presently, I'm working on adding multiple VTubers. 

Here's a sneak peek at the new Strea...