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Talking Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror XV With Merritt K

Talking Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror XV With Merritt K

"Homer, please; don't tempt the gods! I mean GOD—there's one god! Only one. Well, sometimes there's three..." - Ned Flanders

Broadcast season 16 begins with three spooky tales that probably should have aired less than a week after Hallowee...

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Talking Futurama - The Tip of the Zoidberg

Talking Futurama - The Tip of the Zoidberg

"What started out as a pleasant afternoon of drugs and surgery has not gone as planned. But don't worry, we still have three or four co-workers with plenty of spare parts." - Dr. John Zoidberg

With nearly six production seasons under its bel...

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Syndication: The Sweetest Plum With Found Footage Fest

Syndication: The Sweetest Plum With Found Footage Fest

September 19, 1994: a day that will live in... Wait, what's the opposite of infamy? 31 years ago, the lives of Simpsons fans changed forever when their favorite show went from a weekly thing to a twice-daily thing thanks to the power of syndicatio...

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What A Cartoon! - Hollywood Dog

What A Cartoon! - Hollywood Dog

In 1990, Fox aired a pilot that then went unseen for over 26 years. Its name? Hollywood Dog. And while it isn't very good, this live-action/animation hybrid—developed at the same time as The Simpsons—features some truly ambitious special effec...

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Talking Simpsons Network - The November 2025 Schedule

It's November once again on the Talking Simpsons Network, and as always, we give thanks to our listeners with a cornucopia of fresh podcasts! And rem...

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Talk To The Audience?!? - October 2025

Talk To The Audience?!? - October 2025

We've reached the end of the month, which means it's time for another episode of our community podcast! With this episode, we welcome you to the beginning of constant, round-the-clock coverage of The Simpsons Movie sequel; it's coming, and you're ...

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What A Cartoon Movie! - Fantastic Mr. Fox

What A Cartoon Movie! - Fantastic Mr. Fox

Yes, autumn is truly upon us: leaves are crunching underfoot, there's a chill in the air, and if you listen closely, you'll hear foxes having mid-life crises. That's the vibe present in Wes Anderson's Fantastic Mr. Fox, an adaptation that expands ...

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PREVIEW: What A Cartoon Movie - Fantastic Mr. Fox

PREVIEW: What A Cartoon Movie - Fantastic Mr. Fox

Another month has passed at the Talking Simpsons Network, and that means we've got another awesome podcast about an animated feature film! This month, our $10 Patreon ...

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Talking Simpsons - Secrets of a Successful Marriage With Nina Matsumoto

Talking Simpsons - Secrets of a Successful Marriage With Nina Matsumoto

"Marge, look at me. We've been separated for a day, and I'm as dirty as a Frenchman. In another few hours I'll be dead. I can't afford to lose your trust again!" - Homer Simpson

To regain some confidence and overcome his supposed slowness, H...

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TalKing of the Hill - Hillennium

TalKing of the Hill - Hillennium

"Hank, I have dedicated my life to getting ahead of others in times of crisis. This... is my time." - Dale Gribble

Hank goes Y2Kooky when Dale's paranoia and Arlen's rampant hoarding convince him that, come January 1st, he'll be living in a ...

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Talking Simpsons - Fraudcast News

Talking Simpsons - Fraudcast News

"I can't be held responsible for what my goons were ordered to do!" - Charles Montgomery Burns

After yet another brush with death, Mr. Burns realizes the people of Springfield would rather dance on his grave than celebrate his legacy. But in...

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Talking Futurama - Benderama

Talking Futurama - Benderama

"All right, so I let one measly Bender get away. How much harm can one infinitely self-reproducing robot do?" - Bender Bending Rodriguez

In a bid to be even lazier, Bender finds a way to duplicate himself so his smaller clones can perform th...

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Talking Simpsons - Lady Bouvier's Lover With Toby Jones

Talking Simpsons - Lady Bouvier's Lover With Toby Jones

"You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to..." - Abe Simpson

Marge plays matchmaker and forges a love connection between her mother and Abe Simpson,...

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What A Cartoon! - A Pup Named Scooby-Doo "Now Museum, Now You Don't"

What A Cartoon! - A Pup Named Scooby-Doo "Now Museum, Now You Don't"

The Halloween season is upon us once again, and this time around, we've stumbled into a big pile of doo—Scooby-Doo, that is! Five years after we first explored the Doo-niverse, we're back to cover the smart, self-aware late '80s reboot that full...

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Talking Simpsons - Bart-Mangled Banner With Brendan James

Talking Simpsons - Bart-Mangled Banner With Brendan James

"Son, I've learned one thing in this life. To stay out of trouble, just say nothing. Don't rock the boat. Don't even get IN the boat! Just buy some ice cream and walk around the pier. But don't go in the bathrooms; they're filthy." - Homer Simpson...

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PREVIEW: What A Cartoon Movie - The Lego Movie

PREVIEW: What A Cartoon Movie - The Lego Movie

Another month has passed at the Talking Simpsons Network, and that means we've got another awesome podcast about an animated feature film! This month, our $10 Patreon ...

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What A Cartoon Movie! - The Lego Movie

What A Cartoon Movie! - The Lego Movie

IS everything awesome? Well, it is on the What A Cartoon Movie podcast, because this month we're covering The Lego Movie! While this animated creation should have been the most cynical entertainment product in existence, its combination of snappy ...

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Talking Simpsons Network - The October 2025 Schedule

Hey folks, check out the many podcasts the Talking Simpsons Network is dropping on you (like so many individually wrapped fun-size treats) in October...

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Talk To The Audience?!? - September 2025

Talk To The Audience?!? - September 2025

We've reached the end of the month, which means it's time for another episode of our community podcast! Because Henry is on assignment/vacation in L.A./Japan for the next few weeks, Wife of the Show 2025-09-24 04:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Talking Simpsons - The Boy Who Knew Too Much With Jordan Morris

Talking Simpsons - The Boy Who Knew Too Much With Jordan Morris

"I know you can read my thoughts, Bart. Just a little reminder: if I find out you cut class, your ass is mine. Yes, you heard me. I think words I would never say." - Seymour Skinner

When Bart plays hooky and witnesses what results in Springf...

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TalKing of the Hill - Any Given Hill-Day

TalKing of the Hill - Any Given Hill-Day

This month, we're jumping from season four to season 14 to finally discuss King of the Hill's long-teased and long-awaited reboot. (But never fear; we're returning to the proper production order next time.) Listen in and learn how this new season ...

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Talking Simpsons - The Way We Weren't

Talking Simpsons - The Way We Weren't

"She was the prettiest girl I'd ever seen... Uh, until I met your mother—who made that girl look like a Godzilla made of garbage!" - Homer Simpson

In yet another canon-defying flashback episode, we head to summer camp, where many establish...

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Talking Futurama - Law and Oracle

Talking Futurama - Law and Oracle

"Things used to be funny around here; noses were picked, pants fell down. So what changed? Only Fry can say, and he's gone." - Dr. John Zoidberg

A desperate search for dignity leads Fry to enlist in the New New York Police Department,...

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Talking Simpsons - Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song With Dan McCoy

Talking Simpsons - Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song With Dan McCoy

"That photo was taken shortly before I was shot in the back; which was very strange, because it was during a Bob Hope show. I was trying to get Joey Heatherton to put on some pants, for god's sake!" - Seymour Skinner

It's The Simpsons' 100th...

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What A Cartoon! - Slayers "PASSION! Shall We Give Our Lives for the Stage?"

What A Cartoon! - Slayers "PASSION! Shall We Give Our Lives for the Stage?"

The anime drought officially ends on this month's What A Cartoon podcast with a VERY long episode about that '90s VHS fantasy/comedy classic, Slayers! While this charming series tragically never found a home on American television, it still thrive...

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Talking Simpsons Network - The September 2025 Schedule

Welcome to another September on the Talking Simpsons Network! Fall is here with some new topics to explore, such as influential toy adaptations and a...

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Talk To The Audience?!? - August 2025

Talk To The Audience?!? - August 2025

We've reached the end of the month, which means it's time for another episode of our community podcast! This time around—in the wake of Comic-Con—it's been a slow news month, but we at least have the broadcast season 37 premiere and Ella McCay...

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PREVIEW: What A Cartoon Movie - Treasure Planet

PREVIEW: What A Cartoon Movie - Treasure Planet

Another month has passed at the Talking Simpsons Network, and that means we've got another awesome podcast about an animated feature film! This month, our $10 Patreon ...

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What A Cartoon Movie! - Treasure Planet

What A Cartoon Movie! - Treasure Planet

In the wake of other animated adventure movies failing to cause much excitement at the box office, Disney released Treasure Planet, the dream project of legendary directors John Musker and Ron Clements. And while this adaptation spins the classic ...

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Talking Simpsons - Simple Simpson with Matt McMuscles

Talking Simpsons - Simple Simpson with Matt McMuscles

"No trap can hold Homer Simpson—uh, but I'm not Homer Simpson! I'm the Pie Man! Homer Simpson, away! I mean, the Pie Man!" - Homer Simpson (The Pie Man)

When Lisa is publicly humiliated, Homer transforms his love of pastries and violence i...

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