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TG Caption - Delivery Elf

Merry Chrysler Dragons and Birdwatchers! And welcome, finally, to the fun end of the year. Hope everybody's having a wonderful winter/summer season. Just a quick heads-up that I'll be away from the keyboard for a ...

TG Caption - Sleeping Together [Part Two]

Welcome to the big show Dragons and Birdwatchers! Behold: part two of the aunt body-swap TF, with a little 'surprise' ending to top it all off. Hope you enjoy! Also, I recently participated in a collab with a few ...

TG Caption - Sleeping Together

Life's a beach Dragons and Birdwatchers! Been a while since I treated you amazing patrons to a two-parter, so here goes. Or maybe it could be even more than two parts...? Hope you like chubby aunties!

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TG Caption - Relatively Unusual

GOOOOOOOOD MORNING Dragons and Birdwatchers! Now it finally 'tis the season. By which I mean the season at which eggnog begins to start flooding supermarket shelves again. We only get 30 sweet, noggy days then th...

TG Caption - Dorky Failgirl

Howdyaloha @Dragons and @Birdwatchers! Today debuts two captions depicting former bullies being transformed against their will into humiliating new roles in life... which one do you prefer? (Don't tell the free vi...

TG Caption - Shower Hog

G̷̟̅̅̈́o̷̖̩̥͘ò̷̰̞d̷͓̫͝ ̵̧͖̚ę̴͓̜̑̔̓v̸̘̔͂̇ȩ̸̦͔̈́͒n̵̨͔͛ͅi̷͇̐̎̓n̶̦͐̈́͒g̵͎͍̮͛͝͝ Dragons and Birdwatchers! 'Tis I, the bluest of birds. Or at least, a pretty...

TG Caption - Beachside Cafe

Holler at ya Dragons and Birdwatchers! With the spooky season now over, we slowly move into the winter festivities. Is Christmas music already playing at your local supermarket? Maybe it's not so jolly after all.<...

TG Caption - Broom Bust

Happy Halloween Dragons and Birdwatchers! I know it's still a couple more days until the night of scares is finally upon us, but we're celebrating a little early. After all, it's still pumpkin-spice season and all...

TG Caption - Television Sucks

Speak friend and enter Dragons and Birdwatchers! We're quickly moving deep into the spooky season, but I haven't quite got anything ready yet. That said, you can expect a suitably festive caption in the coming wee...

TG Caption - NEET Idea

I like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear Dragons and Birdwatchers! Today's exclusive is not targeted at anybody in particular. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Also, I have zero idea of what's going on ...

TG Caption - Moostly Harmless

What's a hip, hop, the hippie Dragons and Birdwatchers! Thanks for the wait while this caption writer temporarily migrated to warmer pastures for the spring season. Now I'm back at my computer and you're back to y...

TG Caption - Window Interview

Hooooooow's it goin' doods Dragons and Birdwatchers! Just wanted to give some notice that I'll be off on vacation for the next week or so and therefore won't be available for quick contact. For any inquiries, plea...

TG Caption - International Transfer

Greetings Earthlings Dragons and Birdwatchers! Ever wondered what it'd be like to be able to swap bodies with somebody in another country, instead of having to take a long, boring flight? Now imagine if that body ...

TG Caption - One Week

Tips fedora Dragons and Birdwatchers! Thanks for waiting an extra day over the usual upload cycle. Been thinking I should write more sci-fi and fantasy themed captions again. They seem fun, and ripe for s...

TG Caption - Baby Sitting

Bazinga Dragons and Birdwatchers! Have you had a chance to check out The Mapleford Incident collab yet? Check out my contribution and all the other talented writers here:(2025-09-08 10:22:38 +0000 UTC View Post

TG Caption - Office Flirt

'Sappenin Dragons and Birdwatchers! If you're reading this, it probably means you're a pretty big fan of TG/TF captions. So chances are pretty good that you'll be interested in reading more in the mega-collab that...

TG Caption - Train Tuna

Show me the m0ney Dragons and Birdwatchers! And it's nice to be back. Not much to report from the writer's desk this week, so I guess enjoy this week's caps :)

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TG Caption - Scientific Curiosity

Keep rollin' Dragons and Birdwatchers! Today I'd like to recommend a couple other cap creators you might want to check out if you haven't already - both Peepeeproducesmilk (2025-08-18 02:51:01 +0000 UTC View Post

TG Caption - Ripe Melons

Kroniichiwa Dragons and Birdwatchers! Apologies again for the wait - won't go into too much detail but [REAL LIFE COMMITMENT] ended up swallowing up most of my week. But I'm glad to be back at my PC and ready to w...

TG Caption - Maid Order

Merhaba Dragons and Birdwatchers! Apologies for the missing cap last week on the main page - there's a fresh one on the way right after this. Also! Just a heads-up that next week's Patreon cap here is going to be ...